Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑
@tobi-is-fab.bsky.social
Shhh, I’m supposed to be a mystery.
She/Her/Nerd/Wife/Mom
Former Butthole Tweet Pioneer
@popartcartoonz.bsky.social made my avi
@captantagonist.bsky.social made my search link
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafoaaq4wzca
She/Her/Nerd/Wife/Mom
Former Butthole Tweet Pioneer
@popartcartoonz.bsky.social made my avi
@captantagonist.bsky.social made my search link
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafoaaq4wzca
If you eat Doritos after midnight, they morph into nuggets
June 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If you eat Doritos after midnight, they morph into nuggets
me: I think this one’s my favorite out of this collection.
my kid: Mom, you would look just like Monday Addams in that!
my kid: Mom, you would look just like Monday Addams in that!
June 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
me: I think this one’s my favorite out of this collection.
my kid: Mom, you would look just like Monday Addams in that!
my kid: Mom, you would look just like Monday Addams in that!
🎵 blue jean baby
super serious faced ANT FARM LADY
super serious faced ANT FARM LADY
June 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
🎵 blue jean baby
super serious faced ANT FARM LADY
super serious faced ANT FARM LADY
More tunnels. 7-year-old is overjoyed.
June 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
More tunnels. 7-year-old is overjoyed.
not me over here fighting off escaping harvester ants while i try to scoop out crunched up little corpses with a tiny spoon and a headlamp
June 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
not me over here fighting off escaping harvester ants while i try to scoop out crunched up little corpses with a tiny spoon and a headlamp
foggy mountain breakdown
June 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
foggy mountain breakdown
My 7-year-old affectionately calls this guy BIG RED HORNY DRAGON and I don’t even correct him. These days won’t last forever.
June 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
My 7-year-old affectionately calls this guy BIG RED HORNY DRAGON and I don’t even correct him. These days won’t last forever.
OK, confession. I cut my own hair. Most of you know that though. 😂
I don’t have a hair appointment with anyone but myself, if that counts.
Wish me luck.
I might trim a few inches just to take some of the weight off.
I don’t hate it right now, but it’s heavy and hot. ☀️
I don’t have a hair appointment with anyone but myself, if that counts.
Wish me luck.
I might trim a few inches just to take some of the weight off.
I don’t hate it right now, but it’s heavy and hot. ☀️
June 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
OK, confession. I cut my own hair. Most of you know that though. 😂
I don’t have a hair appointment with anyone but myself, if that counts.
Wish me luck.
I might trim a few inches just to take some of the weight off.
I don’t hate it right now, but it’s heavy and hot. ☀️
I don’t have a hair appointment with anyone but myself, if that counts.
Wish me luck.
I might trim a few inches just to take some of the weight off.
I don’t hate it right now, but it’s heavy and hot. ☀️
Our little guys (little cat guys clearly and not my little human guys)
We still have the one on the left with us. He’s 13. We lost the one on the right back in October to kidney failure at 13. ❤️
We still have the one on the left with us. He’s 13. We lost the one on the right back in October to kidney failure at 13. ❤️
June 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Our little guys (little cat guys clearly and not my little human guys)
We still have the one on the left with us. He’s 13. We lost the one on the right back in October to kidney failure at 13. ❤️
We still have the one on the left with us. He’s 13. We lost the one on the right back in October to kidney failure at 13. ❤️
Roses are red
Don’t spray me with mace
Don’t spray me with mace
June 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Roses are red
Don’t spray me with mace
Don’t spray me with mace
proof of life: skirt edition
June 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
proof of life: skirt edition
give me sassy frogs or give me death
May 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
give me sassy frogs or give me death
The second video is only because I realized the gray isn’t *as* obvious in the first video.
May 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The second video is only because I realized the gray isn’t *as* obvious in the first video.
Go to your settings and click on moderation. I had this entire category disabled so that basically any media that may be considered nudity, even bikinis, even non-sexual, all of that was hidden from me.
May 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Go to your settings and click on moderation. I had this entire category disabled so that basically any media that may be considered nudity, even bikinis, even non-sexual, all of that was hidden from me.
been on cicaderrrrrrr adventures
May 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
been on cicaderrrrrrr adventures
🎵 we’ve got a thing that’s called cicada love
May 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
🎵 we’ve got a thing that’s called cicada love
i’m more annoyed with SPAM TEXTS
May 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
i’m more annoyed with SPAM TEXTS
my first time seeing joey stivic out in the wild
May 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
my first time seeing joey stivic out in the wild
overalls twice in one week. who am i now?
May 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
overalls twice in one week. who am i now?