Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑
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Shhh, I’m supposed to be a mystery.
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She/Her/Nerd/Wife/Mom
Former Butthole Tweet Pioneer
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I was digging in my basement and found a marionette I made of Robert Plant around 2000-2001 for a high school art project.
I poured a Whole Lotta Love into it.
I poured a Whole Lotta Love into it.
My youngest has been wanting to roast marshmallows lately, but it’s 95° and crazy humid so now he and I are roasting marshmallows in air conditioning with a tea light beside the kitchen sink.
June 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My youngest has been wanting to roast marshmallows lately, but it’s 95° and crazy humid so now he and I are roasting marshmallows in air conditioning with a tea light beside the kitchen sink.
my kid when he finds a $.16 on the ground: LOOSTERS KEEPERS
June 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
my kid when he finds a $.16 on the ground: LOOSTERS KEEPERS
If you eat Doritos after midnight, they morph into nuggets
June 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If you eat Doritos after midnight, they morph into nuggets
That scene in Talladega Nights where Ricky Bobby is on camera and doesn’t know what to do with his hands, except that’s my entire personality when someone compliments me
June 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
That scene in Talladega Nights where Ricky Bobby is on camera and doesn’t know what to do with his hands, except that’s my entire personality when someone compliments me
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My cute new doctor asked if I think my recent general anxiety is due to the country devolving into authoritarian rule and I think I'm in love??!
June 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My cute new doctor asked if I think my recent general anxiety is due to the country devolving into authoritarian rule and I think I'm in love??!
I’m so behind on current pop culture.
“Here’s Coco Melon Cupcake Dinglehopper wearing Sliminnie Flingbop Cerberus couture on the red carpet.”
“Here’s Coco Melon Cupcake Dinglehopper wearing Sliminnie Flingbop Cerberus couture on the red carpet.”
June 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I’m so behind on current pop culture.
“Here’s Coco Melon Cupcake Dinglehopper wearing Sliminnie Flingbop Cerberus couture on the red carpet.”
“Here’s Coco Melon Cupcake Dinglehopper wearing Sliminnie Flingbop Cerberus couture on the red carpet.”
me: I think this one’s my favorite out of this collection.
my kid: Mom, you would look just like Monday Addams in that!
my kid: Mom, you would look just like Monday Addams in that!
June 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
me: I think this one’s my favorite out of this collection.
my kid: Mom, you would look just like Monday Addams in that!
my kid: Mom, you would look just like Monday Addams in that!
🎵 blue jean baby
super serious faced ANT FARM LADY
super serious faced ANT FARM LADY
June 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
🎵 blue jean baby
super serious faced ANT FARM LADY
super serious faced ANT FARM LADY
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if reincarnation is a thing, i wanna come back as a skunk so people run when they see me
June 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
if reincarnation is a thing, i wanna come back as a skunk so people run when they see me
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This is Kiss My Fat Ash here who is about to be awarded my post of the day award………….be quiet shhhhhh
We’re going in.
SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!
It’s
POST OF THE DAY AWARD 🥇
Come on peeps
Time to show some appreciation
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
We’re going in.
SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!
It’s
POST OF THE DAY AWARD 🥇
Come on peeps
Time to show some appreciation
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
cauliflower doesn’t deserve you heathens.
June 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This is Kiss My Fat Ash here who is about to be awarded my post of the day award………….be quiet shhhhhh
We’re going in.
SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!
It’s
POST OF THE DAY AWARD 🥇
Come on peeps
Time to show some appreciation
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
We’re going in.
SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!
It’s
POST OF THE DAY AWARD 🥇
Come on peeps
Time to show some appreciation
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
cauliflower doesn’t deserve you heathens.
June 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
cauliflower doesn’t deserve you heathens.
not me over here fighting off escaping harvester ants while i try to scoop out crunched up little corpses with a tiny spoon and a headlamp
June 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
not me over here fighting off escaping harvester ants while i try to scoop out crunched up little corpses with a tiny spoon and a headlamp
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🎵 that’s me in the corner
that’s me drinkin’ hot sprite
trying to catch a pigeon
that’s me drinkin’ hot sprite
trying to catch a pigeon
April 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
🎵 that’s me in the corner
that’s me drinkin’ hot sprite
trying to catch a pigeon
that’s me drinkin’ hot sprite
trying to catch a pigeon
you can’t hurt me, you’re not a spicy ramen noodle i sucked up my nose
June 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
you can’t hurt me, you’re not a spicy ramen noodle i sucked up my nose
underwire out here just fightin’ for its life
June 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
underwire out here just fightin’ for its life
Out in Appalachian woods, just assume that if you can hear them, they can smell you.
June 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Out in Appalachian woods, just assume that if you can hear them, they can smell you.
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My 7-year-old affectionately calls this guy BIG RED HORNY DRAGON and I don’t even correct him. These days won’t last forever.
June 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
My 7-year-old affectionately calls this guy BIG RED HORNY DRAGON and I don’t even correct him. These days won’t last forever.
One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you’re on Facebook leaving negative reviews for Littleton Coin Company for sending unsolicited coins and products to your minor child and then trying to bill him for it.
June 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you’re on Facebook leaving negative reviews for Littleton Coin Company for sending unsolicited coins and products to your minor child and then trying to bill him for it.
i was complimented four different times on my mismatched-but-paired-together moth necklace and cameo necklace while out running errands this weekend so clearly this must have been how christie brinkley felt in the 80s
June 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i was complimented four different times on my mismatched-but-paired-together moth necklace and cameo necklace while out running errands this weekend so clearly this must have been how christie brinkley felt in the 80s
foggy mountain breakdown
June 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
foggy mountain breakdown
i miss people and i’m never very good at telling them.
June 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i miss people and i’m never very good at telling them.
it’s friday the 13th so go wash your butt for good luck
June 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
it’s friday the 13th so go wash your butt for good luck