Dickead extraordinaire
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Dickead extraordinaire
@tobereal16.bsky.social
Simplicity is defined as a thin line between eloquence and plainness | Voice of Reason | 🇳🇬 | UMES Alumna
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They asked Carl Dean what he did for a living he was like I love Dolly Parton for a living and stay out my business bitch
March 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Me randomly: bing bop boom boom boom bop bam
March 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Sisters & brothers, learn how to swim.
March 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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EVEN THOUGH IM NOT YOUR MAN, YOU NOT MY GIRL IMMA CALL YOU MY SHAAAWWTYYYYY
March 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Some people make such terrible decisions
February 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Wow they really took TikTok away
January 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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These babies don’t have a modern version of Osmosis Jones and that’s why they don’t have fear in the hearts for germs like we do MHM CLOCK IT
January 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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I’m so sorry, but I’m truly perplexed & trying to figure out why $50,000 hasn’t been donated to my cashapp “just because” yet.
a man in a suit and tie stands in a room
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in a room
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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This gon sound crazy but I need at least an hour. Maybe 1.5. It takes me a very long time to wake up and even longer to start moving
January 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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It’s cool when u do it it’s problem when I do it baby life don’t work like that nice try wrong bitch …
January 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Watching First 48 will make you want to stay in the house and stay to yourself.
January 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I was supposed to start my mini twists earlier and my hair is still untwisted under this scarf
January 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Group chat going crazy 💀
January 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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For anyone who was unsure, tomorrow is Friday.

You’re welcome.
January 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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💯💯💯
January 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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once i see & feel unwanted, ima just remove myself.
January 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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My attention span is cooked
January 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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God was really in his bag when he made Morris Chestnut fr because that man been insanely fine my whole life.
January 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Wtf is going on???
BREAKING: At least 11 people shot in Queens, New York
January 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Use a gif to describe your first day of 2025
January 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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I wish there was an account I could follow that summarizes the skyline scandals of the day for those of us who show up late.

#BrokeBen
#CatfishKia
#GrandmaFucker
#Tracy
#SkyIsland
December 28, 2024 at 9:32 AM
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December 29, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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Them Lions going to the bowl for sure…
December 31, 2024 at 4:07 AM