It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

All I know is that I better fucking get my usual 30 dolls for Christmas

ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

Regardless of context or circumstances, “We can’t just ignore the president’s desires” has got to be one of the strangest phrases ever uttered by a standing vice president

"The detention and attempted deportation of student activists on spurious grounds—and the use of armed, typically masked agents of the state to do so—perfectly captures the real, menacing story of the second Trump administration," writes @alexshephard.bsky.social. newrepublic.com/article/1932...

MAGA morality: Put thousands of federal employees on leave, cut aid that sustains countless lives, demonize your opponents, and then enjoy the suffering of your enemies.

But then - when one DOGE worker is fired for vicious racism -say, "Where's the grace and mercy in this country?"

I’m old enough to remember Republicans grilling Hillary Clinton for 11 hours over insufficient security at US facilities in Benghazi but now if you work abroad for a disfavored agency you’re on your own

can’t pay teens for sex and become attorney general anymore on account of woke