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Torberg M. Tonnessen
@tmtonnessen.bsky.social
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Torberg M. Tonnessen ("Tor") (he/him/his)
Got tired of using "Antisocial Misanthrope" as my display name; sorry for any confusion.

NYC origin; Baltimore resident

Husband of @lynbelzer.bsky.social
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Here you go!
A hurricane glass sits on a table. The liquid inside is...it is...it is green. There is a straw in the glass with the top bent over the rim. A small bird has its beak to the tip in of the straw. The glass is labeled "Unsee Juice." The bird is labeled "Me." The image caption reads (((Big sip))).
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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I'm two days behind on sharing this, but here's a bright spot amongst the doomscrolling: new tree!

The tree in front of our house had to be removed a few years ago lest it die and fall over. A new one was finally planted on the 11th.

I'm really looking forward to watching this grow over the years.
A sapling, freshly planted in a tree pit in the sidewalk in front of my house. It is braced by cords running to wooden posts flanking it.
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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I see the resemblance, but I don't think so. Here's how he looked just a few years ago (playing She-Hulk's dad).
Mark Linn-Baker ca. 2022 in the role of Morris Walters (She-Hulk's dad) on the Disney+ series. An older white man with grey hair and mustache, the hair showing standard male pattern baldness. He's facing the camera in a bust-style image wearing a blue polo-style shirt covered by a grey cardigan.
November 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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I'm fairly certain I'll make it through much of the evening.
7 bags of candy (totaling 845 individual pieces) sitting on a sofa.
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Ollie always loves to wander across my desk when my camera is on. At least my coworkers were highly amused.
I, a middle-aged white guy with dark hair and spectacles, am on-camera for a meeting. My cat, Ollie, a grey domestic short hair, has walked past me. While most of him is obscured by the virtual background effects, his tail is visibly flapping in front of my face. The aforementioned background is a photo I took of Patterson Park on a misty night. Winter had not yet switched to spring, so the trees are bare.
October 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Thanks again to #ReadingIsFUNdamental and the #BrooklynPublicLibrary.
A bookplate reading: This book belongs to Torberg Tonnessen A gift from the Brooklyn Public Library and Reading Is FUNdamental
October 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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If you see this picture, post a random image from your device.
An animated image from "Star Trek: Lower Decks." Brad Boimler is telling Beckett Mariner "Driving is scary!"
September 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Always has been.
Screenshot of a Facebook post of mine dated Mar 9, 2017: Angry rants and baseless banning of things that cross his mind...likely to get us into needles yet devastating wars... Damnit, our current president is Nuggan.
September 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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I don't get it a lot, but I've really come to enjoy girelle.
A bag of Wegmans store-brand girelle pasta. The pasta is helical, with each piece being two or three twists in their approximately one-inch length.
September 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Still watching the live stream of the MD Cycling Classic. Here's a screenshot from when they passed through my neighborhood.
Cyclists turning a corner in the pouring rain. Behind the barriers blocking off the intersection, we can see people are holding cardboard signs reading "Fuck Trump" and "Fuck ICE."
September 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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My brain every time I see Topo Chico products in the store:
Ed Sullivan presenting the mouse puppet act Topo Gigio.
September 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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"What gif pops up when you type your name?"

Yeah, I'm not surprised. It's the (lack of) mugs/key chains/novelty license plates/etc in gift shops all over again. 😁
A gif search screen. The search term is "torberg" and the result section displays "No GIFs found."
August 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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My favorite comparison example involves Jackman on magazine covers.
- Marketed towards men: ripped and snarling
- Marketed towards women: relaxed and in a nice sweater.
The left side is a cover of Muscle and Fitness magazine. Hugh Jackman as Wolverine is shirtless with his arms crossed in an intimidating pose. The right side is a cover of Good Housekeeping magazine. Jackman as himself is wearing a blue v-neck sweater with his hands casually on his hips in a relaxed pose.
July 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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At least it's better than nine years ago when I just wanted a nice meal but then had to go purge the Jedi.
A restaurant receipt showing it was Order 66.
July 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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I just wanted a nice meal, not a *nice* meal.
A fast food receipt showing it is Order 69.
July 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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I heard voices out back so I checked and the crew is here!
Screenshot from BGE's outage tracker showing "Crew On Site" as of 6:26 PM.
June 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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See also, N East Ave and S East Ave.
A Google Maps screenshot from Baltimore. N East Ave and S East Ave are circled in red.
May 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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A bowl of individually-wrapped Ghirardelli chocolate squares. Up close it's fine. From about 10 feet away it looks like the free condom bowl at a college health services desk.
The post itself is the photo description I'd otherwise put here.
May 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Time to donate blood!
Photograph of a blood donor sticker. It's a square with rounded corners. The tip half is white and reads "American Red Cross" with their logo. The bottom half is (navy?) blue and reads "Helping more patients with one donation" in small text and below that reads "Power Red" in larger text. The sticker is attached to my shirt, which is a purple and blue leaf pattern on a white background. And, while composing this alt text, I've just noticed an orange/yellow spot on the shirt below the sticker. Damnit.
May 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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At Flower Mart. Currently on the West Stage are the Baltimore School for the Arts jazz band.
The park at Charles St. and Mt. Vernon Place. A temporary performance stage has been set up, covered by a tent.
May 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Anyone ever have a coworker who always seems to be hanging out at your desk and gnawing on your arm?
Me, a middle-aged, bespectacled white guy with dark hair that's been growing out a little, some facial stubble, headset, and blue t-shirt. I'm sitting my desk and using a virtual background of the Star Trek holodeck's "default" black-and-yellow-grid appearance. Sitting in my arms is Ollie, a gray cat who's about 6 years old. His collar has a bell and a blue-gray bow tie. He is the aforementioned "coworker." About ten minutes before this photo he was a little excited and gnawing on my arm.
May 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I didn't listen to much at the time, so I didn't recognize the lyrics. Seeing song titles mentioned in the thread, I did a quick search to bring me up to speed. Alas, I initially forgot to use the "-ai" qualifier and saw this doozy. Oh, yeah, AI summaries are *so* reliable.
Google AI summary at the top of a search result: "Anna Begins" and "Sullivan Street" are both songs by the band Counting Crows. Both songs are featured on the Counting Crows album, Round Here. At this point, reader, I interject so clarify that the album was actually called August and Everything After. "Round Here" is the first track on said album.
April 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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I'm so sorry.

Here's Guy, whom we took in from the street about fifteen years ago
A cat sitting in a partially open dresser drawer.
April 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Updating anti-virus definitions!
Selfie of a dark-haired, bespectacled, bearded, middle-aged white man. The focus of the image is the back of his upper left arm. An adhesive bandage covers the injection point of an MMR Immunization.
March 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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One of the teachers at kiddo's school was cleaning out and giving old comics away. She spotted this and brought it home for me.
The Mighty Thor, issue 339 (Jan 1984) The cover features Beta Ray Bill holding Stormbreaker aloft whilst Odin blasts the hammer with an energy beam.
March 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM