... I am flying to London tomorrow???
bonkers
bonkers
October 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
... I am flying to London tomorrow???
bonkers
bonkers
when was the last song Wednesday before this?
October 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
when was the last song Wednesday before this?
a pizzamas miracle!
THE PIZZA HAS BEEN DELIVERED
October 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
a pizzamas miracle!
oh look, we're back at wanting to quit my job!
July 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
oh look, we're back at wanting to quit my job!
best thing about bus travel is how easy it is for me to sleep
June 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
best thing about bus travel is how easy it is for me to sleep
Me: *screams when Bug introduces Jesse Gallaway*
Bug Hunter: oh I remember you
Bug Hunter: oh I remember you
June 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Me: *screams when Bug introduces Jesse Gallaway*
Bug Hunter: oh I remember you
Bug Hunter: oh I remember you
how many plane tickets is too many planes tickets to buy in one day?
June 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
how many plane tickets is too many planes tickets to buy in one day?
actually nevermind now were on 4th mullet in 2 days
I'm about to give my 3rd mullet in 2 days
June 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
actually nevermind now were on 4th mullet in 2 days
I don't know when I started running a mullet salon but here we are
June 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I don't know when I started running a mullet salon but here we are
it might finally be summer
I took a nap in a hammock today and now we're going swimming
I took a nap in a hammock today and now we're going swimming
June 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
it might finally be summer
I took a nap in a hammock today and now we're going swimming
I took a nap in a hammock today and now we're going swimming
I wonder if the man I just spent 30 minutes giving hiking information knows I'm just a silly 70s girl
June 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I wonder if the man I just spent 30 minutes giving hiking information knows I'm just a silly 70s girl
but what if I gave myself another name
June 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
but what if I gave myself another name
the "I live in the 70s" allegations are not being beat my attending a flower themed dance party and starting the playlist with a bunch of bowie
June 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
the "I live in the 70s" allegations are not being beat my attending a flower themed dance party and starting the playlist with a bunch of bowie
@austinwitherspoon.com do you know who @ismildlypoetic.bsky.social is?
June 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
@austinwitherspoon.com do you know who @ismildlypoetic.bsky.social is?
it seems the universe is going to be sure there are no trees left in the yard by the time we sell my moms house
June 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
it seems the universe is going to be sure there are no trees left in the yard by the time we sell my moms house
sometimes I wonder if [name redacted college acquaintance] thinks I'm stalking him
June 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
sometimes I wonder if [name redacted college acquaintance] thinks I'm stalking him
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Oh hey what’s up, did you know Joshua from Muppet History admitted to using his account to send creepy messages to women?
Now you do! He likes to think we’ve all forgotten. But we haven’t. And I like to remind him of that.
Unfollow him.
Okay byeeeeee.
www.theverge.com/2024/12/6/24...
Now you do! He likes to think we’ve all forgotten. But we haven’t. And I like to remind him of that.
Unfollow him.
Okay byeeeeee.
www.theverge.com/2024/12/6/24...
Muppet History was a bright spot online — now it’s embroiled in a sexual harassment scandal
Fans say Muppet History sent them unwanted sexual messages.
www.theverge.com
June 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Oh hey what’s up, did you know Joshua from Muppet History admitted to using his account to send creepy messages to women?
Now you do! He likes to think we’ve all forgotten. But we haven’t. And I like to remind him of that.
Unfollow him.
Okay byeeeeee.
www.theverge.com/2024/12/6/24...
Now you do! He likes to think we’ve all forgotten. But we haven’t. And I like to remind him of that.
Unfollow him.
Okay byeeeeee.
www.theverge.com/2024/12/6/24...
my alarm going off only 13 minutes before my shift starts is such a dubious choice but it's so fun
June 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM
my alarm going off only 13 minutes before my shift starts is such a dubious choice but it's so fun
today I impressed my new work friends by listing all the art projects I am currently in the middle of
June 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
today I impressed my new work friends by listing all the art projects I am currently in the middle of
would you chilly down with the fire gang?
June 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
would you chilly down with the fire gang?
mornings going great, no rescinding of the vibes necessary
spending the evening high as hell and listening to Bowie was such a good plan
June 1, 2025 at 11:36 AM
mornings going great, no rescinding of the vibes necessary
days in the north are so long
you're telling me the sun rose at 4:58 this morning and wont set until 8:28?
bonkers crazy
you're telling me the sun rose at 4:58 this morning and wont set until 8:28?
bonkers crazy
June 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
days in the north are so long
you're telling me the sun rose at 4:58 this morning and wont set until 8:28?
bonkers crazy
you're telling me the sun rose at 4:58 this morning and wont set until 8:28?
bonkers crazy
spending the evening high as hell and listening to Bowie was such a good plan
June 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
spending the evening high as hell and listening to Bowie was such a good plan
being on the phone with my family and explaining to them where to find things in their own house will never stop being funny to me
May 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
being on the phone with my family and explaining to them where to find things in their own house will never stop being funny to me
another successful day of reading 350+ pages during my work shift
May 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
another successful day of reading 350+ pages during my work shift