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a more rigorous organizational program prior to computerization should have been done

it’s just my initials but “too much wool” isn’t wrong. Steward of the night mayor’s kegerator. she/her
i haven't been to nyc in a million years, unfortunately! but @amidanruo.bsky.social will have intel
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
not huge where i grew up but i think i went to a high school birthday party at a pool hall? and the student union in college had tables where i learned to play 9 ball
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Lmao
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A person might think to solve this problem by putting their entire iTunes library on shuffle. But it turns out that creates new problems
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Man little did I know I was so lucky we threw that party
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Reposted by tmw
Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac yeah

The pope’s a time bomb
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I would do this but what I routinely do with carcasses is freeze them for later instant pot stock
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Butter chicken sauce. Tonight I made a very lazy version and cooked eggs in it
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
In about 1994 it was the funniest fucking thing I’d ever heard
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Have you heard the one by type o negative tho
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
paws!!!
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Boy have I ever
November 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM