🌀🚨 Timeline of Absurdity™ | Now Featuring Extra Glitches 🍿🔥
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🌍 Earth v.2025 – Patch notes, hotfixes, and new game-breaking bugs for the Timeline of Absurdity.
⚠️ Warning: This reality is still in beta testing. Expect bugs, glitches, and inexplicable nonsense.
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⚠️ Warning: This reality is still in beta testing. Expect bugs, glitches, and inexplicable nonsense.
📡 timelineofabsurdity.wordpress.com
✨ Spirits & Spirits 😏🍸📜
April 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
✨ Spirits & Spirits 😏🍸📜
🧭 Some users report sudden restoration of moral compass. Please reboot your values accordingly.
Note: This patch was not sponsored by billionaires, lobbyists, or fascists. You're welcome.
(3/3)
#CoryBooker #Resistance
Note: This patch was not sponsored by billionaires, lobbyists, or fascists. You're welcome.
(3/3)
#CoryBooker #Resistance
April 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
🧭 Some users report sudden restoration of moral compass. Please reboot your values accordingly.
Note: This patch was not sponsored by billionaires, lobbyists, or fascists. You're welcome.
(3/3)
#CoryBooker #Resistance
Note: This patch was not sponsored by billionaires, lobbyists, or fascists. You're welcome.
(3/3)
#CoryBooker #Resistance
💪Hope restored in scattered pockets of humanity
🌊 Massive inspiration ripple detected.
🧹 Timeline less cursed, but still buggy.
🛠️ Patch includes critical fixes to apathy, gaslighting fatigue, and selective amnesia about history.
(2/3)
#CoryBooker #Resistance
🌊 Massive inspiration ripple detected.
🧹 Timeline less cursed, but still buggy.
🛠️ Patch includes critical fixes to apathy, gaslighting fatigue, and selective amnesia about history.
(2/3)
#CoryBooker #Resistance
April 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
💪Hope restored in scattered pockets of humanity
🌊 Massive inspiration ripple detected.
🧹 Timeline less cursed, but still buggy.
🛠️ Patch includes critical fixes to apathy, gaslighting fatigue, and selective amnesia about history.
(2/3)
#CoryBooker #Resistance
🌊 Massive inspiration ripple detected.
🧹 Timeline less cursed, but still buggy.
🛠️ Patch includes critical fixes to apathy, gaslighting fatigue, and selective amnesia about history.
(2/3)
#CoryBooker #Resistance
The Timeline of Absurdity can confirm:
It’s a glitch in the masculinity module—last patched around 1987, poorly.
Currently running on Toxic Masculinity v1.0 — permanently in beta.
Emotional maturity failed to load.
Simulation integrity compromised. Again.
This one’s a known glitch. It’s on the list.
It’s a glitch in the masculinity module—last patched around 1987, poorly.
Currently running on Toxic Masculinity v1.0 — permanently in beta.
Emotional maturity failed to load.
Simulation integrity compromised. Again.
This one’s a known glitch. It’s on the list.
March 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The Timeline of Absurdity can confirm:
It’s a glitch in the masculinity module—last patched around 1987, poorly.
Currently running on Toxic Masculinity v1.0 — permanently in beta.
Emotional maturity failed to load.
Simulation integrity compromised. Again.
This one’s a known glitch. It’s on the list.
It’s a glitch in the masculinity module—last patched around 1987, poorly.
Currently running on Toxic Masculinity v1.0 — permanently in beta.
Emotional maturity failed to load.
Simulation integrity compromised. Again.
This one’s a known glitch. It’s on the list.
The Timeline of Absurdity would like to formally register its disgust level as: A thousand-year sigh in the key of WTF.
March 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The Timeline of Absurdity would like to formally register its disgust level as: A thousand-year sigh in the key of WTF.
⚠️Dev notes: Unsure if permanent. Proceed with cautious optimism 🤞
March 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
⚠️Dev notes: Unsure if permanent. Proceed with cautious optimism 🤞
🪐 Random planetary nonsense – Probably some Mercury nonsense. Probably some Pluto-in-Aquarius revolutionary chaos. Who even knows anymore?
🔥 Conclusion: If you’re feeling squirrelly, unhinged, or like you might start climbing walls for no reason, it’s the Universe. Blame the planets. 😆🚀
🔥 Conclusion: If you’re feeling squirrelly, unhinged, or like you might start climbing walls for no reason, it’s the Universe. Blame the planets. 😆🚀
March 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
🪐 Random planetary nonsense – Probably some Mercury nonsense. Probably some Pluto-in-Aquarius revolutionary chaos. Who even knows anymore?
🔥 Conclusion: If you’re feeling squirrelly, unhinged, or like you might start climbing walls for no reason, it’s the Universe. Blame the planets. 😆🚀
🔥 Conclusion: If you’re feeling squirrelly, unhinged, or like you might start climbing walls for no reason, it’s the Universe. Blame the planets. 😆🚀