Tim Kelly
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Tim Kelly
@tkathens.bsky.social
Athens, GA by way of Maryland. Terrible at profile descriptions and coming up with pub trivia team names. Great at projecting stats for the Shire-wide softball league.
Reese’s Crunchy?! As in crunchy peanut butter filling?! Did I know about this?!
September 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Exactly. I would have been furious if we pulled a Pirates and kept all these guys for absolutely no reason
July 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Have to think this account has a library of “actually…” takes on Attack of the Clones and Rise of Skywalker
April 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Can we get Statcast to determine whether there has been more real clapping or sarcastic clapping at Camden this year by O’s fans?
April 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Can’t wait for 2026!
April 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Can’t wait for Sam Perlozzo bobblehead night
April 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I love our lifeless, pathetic husk of a team! Feels like 2000-2011 all over again.
April 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hopeful?! Based on their off-season and now in season moves - I don’t believe the Orioles care one way or the other about the 2025 season
April 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Benching O’Neill against a lefty in favor of O’Hearn batting 8th….things are going great!
April 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I love you man, but the Varsity has always been an Athens tradition I’ve turned a blind eye toward.

It all began with my first visit - my order of fries was delivered in a greasy wad shoved inside a paper sleeve. Horrifying
January 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Student section impressed - stuck through it longer than most of the rabble. And Ireland won, ya?! Been meaning to watch more rugby, you’ll need to give me a rules crash course so I can jump back in
December 1, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I’ve always thought if an offensive player scored a TD and then was able to dunk through the goalposts that should count for 2 points
December 1, 2024 at 1:41 AM