TJ Shouse
@tjshouse.bsky.social
Chicago sports, fan of funny, and so on. Eat the rich. Profile cartoon by Zez Vaz
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."
Reposted by TJ Shouse
Cost of Trump's D.C. Occupation: $1.1M per day.
Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day.
It's not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day.
It's not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
August 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Cost of Trump's D.C. Occupation: $1.1M per day.
Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day.
It's not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day.
It's not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
We need to start being critical of BRT: Billionaire Race Theory
B$$$s need more resources? Give less to the poors.
Need more money? Raise prices while stagnating pay.
Workers getting dead from *waves hands around*? Build robots.
Destroy the planet? Go to Mars.
B$$$s need more resources? Give less to the poors.
Need more money? Raise prices while stagnating pay.
Workers getting dead from *waves hands around*? Build robots.
Destroy the planet? Go to Mars.
January 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
We need to start being critical of BRT: Billionaire Race Theory
B$$$s need more resources? Give less to the poors.
Need more money? Raise prices while stagnating pay.
Workers getting dead from *waves hands around*? Build robots.
Destroy the planet? Go to Mars.
B$$$s need more resources? Give less to the poors.
Need more money? Raise prices while stagnating pay.
Workers getting dead from *waves hands around*? Build robots.
Destroy the planet? Go to Mars.
Alright, MNF, using Guerilla Radio as it's hype song. Got my pimples all goosey.
January 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Alright, MNF, using Guerilla Radio as it's hype song. Got my pimples all goosey.
Trent Baalke is a Rasputin-level sorcerer. He blames and dispatches Jim Harbaugh and Doug Peterson, emerging all-powerful.
January 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Trent Baalke is a Rasputin-level sorcerer. He blames and dispatches Jim Harbaugh and Doug Peterson, emerging all-powerful.
This game has to end in a doink.
January 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This game has to end in a doink.
A living Pop Tart mascot sacrifices himself to be burned to death and devoured, in the name of ... victory? Corporate advertising? I don't know what this means for society, but I'm sure it's bad.
December 29, 2024 at 3:19 AM
A living Pop Tart mascot sacrifices himself to be burned to death and devoured, in the name of ... victory? Corporate advertising? I don't know what this means for society, but I'm sure it's bad.
Found my old 28 Days Later DVD (special Widescreen Edition!) so got my evening plans. Bidding starts at $500 if you want it, lol.
December 29, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Found my old 28 Days Later DVD (special Widescreen Edition!) so got my evening plans. Bidding starts at $500 if you want it, lol.
Jess Mzurik played such an amazing tournament. Really stinks we didn't get to see Louisville at full strength with DeBeer out. #NCAAVolleyball
December 22, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Jess Mzurik played such an amazing tournament. Really stinks we didn't get to see Louisville at full strength with DeBeer out. #NCAAVolleyball
Watching Gremlins for the first time in forever, and I'm impressed how well it holds up. Practical effects and editing are top notch, and it's still a fun little monster movie.
December 21, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Watching Gremlins for the first time in forever, and I'm impressed how well it holds up. Practical effects and editing are top notch, and it's still a fun little monster movie.
Iowa watching this Michigan/Ohio St game
a man and a woman are standing next to each other with ring the bell written on the bottom right
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with ring the bell written on the bottom right
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November 30, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Iowa watching this Michigan/Ohio St game