We rushed so quickly to coin the term "broligarch" that we walked right past the more hurtful and accurate "oligeek."

I'm a few days late here, but I think it's important to have on record that Katie Nolan's AI gender swap looks exactly like smooth jazz saxophonist Dave Koz.

I'm sure this is just a coincidence.

I didn't know how much I wanted this.

Maybe instead of focusing on the Harbaugh sign stealing controversy, college football should take the giant leap into the 20th century.

HEADLINE: "Fake Bank Man Bankman-Fried Fried At Trial For Bunk Financials"

The Clippers said "WIN NOW." #nba

Eminem has a great beard. He's had it more often than not for years now. At this point, Bearded Eminem is more his identity than the fresh-faced, towheaded version we grew up with.

But still, every time I see him, I kind of see this.

I've only been on here for a day and I already got all the major food groups.

A friend asked me earlier today if I thought I could fight off 100 geese.

My answer, in full:

You cannot convince me that this isn't Christian Braun. #NBA