Bearded Lawyer
@tjo19.bsky.social
Father, husband, lawyer, and bibliophile.
I’d laugh, but it’s true.
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I’d laugh, but it’s true.
It’s really not fair @publixofficial.bsky.social to fry chicken at 8:30 AM and not have any available for immediate purchase.
Maybe y’all try a Southern chicken biscuit for purchase. The kids get cookies. Mom and dad get the biscuits.
Maybe y’all try a Southern chicken biscuit for purchase. The kids get cookies. Mom and dad get the biscuits.
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It’s really not fair @publixofficial.bsky.social to fry chicken at 8:30 AM and not have any available for immediate purchase.
Maybe y’all try a Southern chicken biscuit for purchase. The kids get cookies. Mom and dad get the biscuits.
Maybe y’all try a Southern chicken biscuit for purchase. The kids get cookies. Mom and dad get the biscuits.
Fun fact @lentesta.bsky.social - Florida is home to the most roundabouts in the country.
September 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Fun fact @lentesta.bsky.social - Florida is home to the most roundabouts in the country.
@bookriot.bsky.social - are y’all aware of any issue with All the Books syncing with Overcast?
No new Tuesday episode downloaded today (same is true for last Friday, too).
My drives aren’t the same without @libertyhardy.bsky.social and her commentary.
No new Tuesday episode downloaded today (same is true for last Friday, too).
My drives aren’t the same without @libertyhardy.bsky.social and her commentary.
August 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
@bookriot.bsky.social - are y’all aware of any issue with All the Books syncing with Overcast?
No new Tuesday episode downloaded today (same is true for last Friday, too).
My drives aren’t the same without @libertyhardy.bsky.social and her commentary.
No new Tuesday episode downloaded today (same is true for last Friday, too).
My drives aren’t the same without @libertyhardy.bsky.social and her commentary.
What makes this even funnier is that this is the senator that routinely challenges witnesses appearing before him in committee to fistfights.
This is basically like saying you drag your wallet behind you on a string because you’re afraid you couldn’t hand it over fast enough.
A sitting Republican senator says he is so scared driving in DC that he doesn't wear a seatbelt out of fear he might get carjacked and won't be able to escape www.mediaite.com/media/tv/rep...
August 14, 2025 at 9:16 AM
What makes this even funnier is that this is the senator that routinely challenges witnesses appearing before him in committee to fistfights.
@lindaholmes.bsky.social Could the PCHH team engage in a debate/seek out the truth on whether Dottie dropped the ball on purpose in "A League of Their Own?"
July 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
@lindaholmes.bsky.social Could the PCHH team engage in a debate/seek out the truth on whether Dottie dropped the ball on purpose in "A League of Their Own?"
A little disappointed there aren’t any Peloton challenges this month.
July 1, 2025 at 8:18 AM
A little disappointed there aren’t any Peloton challenges this month.
My shirt may be completely drenched in sweat, but this playlist snaps.
June 17, 2025 at 8:39 AM
My shirt may be completely drenched in sweat, but this playlist snaps.
Sure, let’s do a 90 minute Peloton ride at 3:30 on a Tuesday morning.
At least there were snacks.
At least there were snacks.
June 17, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Sure, let’s do a 90 minute Peloton ride at 3:30 on a Tuesday morning.
At least there were snacks.
At least there were snacks.
They say ZooBooks are for 7+ but I never had them growing up and think I should order them from Grant now.
May 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
They say ZooBooks are for 7+ but I never had them growing up and think I should order them from Grant now.
The party of family, my ass.
For decades the NIH has led a public health campaign credited with saving thousands of babies from dying in their sleep. The administration's cuts come as sleep-related infant deaths have been rising.
Trump cuts baby 'Safe to Sleep' team. Here's what parents should know
For decades the NIH has led a public health campaign credited with saving thousands of babies from dying in their sleep. The administration's cuts come as sleep-related infant deaths have been rising.
www.npr.org
May 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The party of family, my ass.
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If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…
April 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…
My recommended Val Kilmer watch is Real Genius from 1985. Underrated and under-appreciated. Plus, you get the always smarmy William Atherton and pre-Napoleon Dynamite and White Lotus Jon Gries. And a lot of popcorn.
April 3, 2025 at 9:16 AM
My recommended Val Kilmer watch is Real Genius from 1985. Underrated and under-appreciated. Plus, you get the always smarmy William Atherton and pre-Napoleon Dynamite and White Lotus Jon Gries. And a lot of popcorn.
Even though I’m not on X anymore, I feel the need to continue the public service of not making an April Fool’s joke about being pregnant. It’s not funny. It’s never been funny. It will never be funny. Just stop. You never know who may be dealing with fertility struggles and those posts HURT.
March 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Even though I’m not on X anymore, I feel the need to continue the public service of not making an April Fool’s joke about being pregnant. It’s not funny. It’s never been funny. It will never be funny. Just stop. You never know who may be dealing with fertility struggles and those posts HURT.
This Peloton ride is a smack in the face of some high school nostalgia.
March 11, 2025 at 8:50 AM
This Peloton ride is a smack in the face of some high school nostalgia.
@libertyhardy.bsky.social got me so excited for one of the books in this week’s All the Books pod, but it has been delayed till April!
January 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
@libertyhardy.bsky.social got me so excited for one of the books in this week’s All the Books pod, but it has been delayed till April!
I’m choosing to believe that today is going to be a good day because Brenda from Wawa gave me soda for free this morning AND the new Freida McFadden book comes out today.
January 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I’m choosing to believe that today is going to be a good day because Brenda from Wawa gave me soda for free this morning AND the new Freida McFadden book comes out today.
Just placed my order for my Ohio State National Championship merchandise. #GoBucks #OhioAgainstTheWorld
January 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Just placed my order for my Ohio State National Championship merchandise. #GoBucks #OhioAgainstTheWorld
OHIO VERSUS THE WORLD! #GoBucks #NationalChampions
a mascot wearing a red and white striped shirt with the letter o on it
ALT: a mascot wearing a red and white striped shirt with the letter o on it
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
OHIO VERSUS THE WORLD! #GoBucks #NationalChampions
@washingtonpost.com - is Retropod officially coming back?
January 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
@washingtonpost.com - is Retropod officially coming back?
While I notice the aesthetic niceness of the color grouping, it makes my OCD spike to dangerous levels.
On Wild Card this week, Kate Bowler opens up about how she wants to waste her time, her feelings about God and how she talks about death with her child.
Kate Bowler wants to have more 'uncounted, completely-wasted, doesn't-matter time'
On Wild Card this week, Kate Bowler opens up about how she wants to waste her time, her feelings about God and how she talks about death with her child.
www.npr.org
January 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
While I notice the aesthetic niceness of the color grouping, it makes my OCD spike to dangerous levels.
I’ve thought about it before, but I think I’d very much like a Peloton Row.
January 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’ve thought about it before, but I think I’d very much like a Peloton Row.
It’s hard for me to numerically accept it being 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It’s hard for me to numerically accept it being 2025.
It doesn’t happen often, but started a new book last night (after hearing about it on one of my pods) and just couldn’t get into it. Moving on to something new tonight.
December 30, 2024 at 10:20 AM
It doesn’t happen often, but started a new book last night (after hearing about it on one of my pods) and just couldn’t get into it. Moving on to something new tonight.
Can’t say I’ve heard this quote before, but as I sit in Florida days before 2025 begins, I feel this strongly.
December 29, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Can’t say I’ve heard this quote before, but as I sit in Florida days before 2025 begins, I feel this strongly.