TJGator
tjgator.bsky.social
TJGator
@tjgator.bsky.social
Born and raised in Florida, double Gator, lived 11 years in KC, moved to central WA in 2023.

Fandom: Gators, Chiefs, Royals more or less. NBA team is either Billy Donovan’s team or whichever team still has a Gator from the 2006-2007 teams.
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
So the Seattle fans would convert most easily to EPL fans, is what you’re telling me.
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
[struggling to recall middle school geography] but, you see, the Gulf Stream.
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I have no word for this or any idea what its ingredients are. Florida, both parents from Illinois.
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Certainly the 2012 voters, who picked Miguel Cabrera and his triple crown over Mike Trout and his ***10.5 WAR***, never would’ve let this happen.
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Much as we’ve tried to make him go easy on himself, our 11yo has self-imposed the responsibilities of all 3 sisters in Encanto. He’s the most empathetic person I’ve ever met.

His 9yo sister is amazing. In a very contrary way. Her dream existence would be as a rich orphan living in a NYC hotel.
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I mean, you know, relative to the nightmare year that is having a 3 year old.
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Fair. Our 6 year old is miles mellower than he was at 3, but still our most “tantrum at the drop of a hat” kid by far.
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The worst phase is when going to bath is a total meltdown, and then getting out of the bath is a second meltdown. Pick one irrational freakout, kid.
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
We’ve found that age 4 is the great mellowing. Till then…
a person 's fists with the words hold fast written on them
Alt: Joe Plaice’s fists with the words hold fast written on them
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The GOAT.
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
We are all extremely 40 years old.
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Best guess: we’re just actively *trying* to get the whole country hooked on opioids.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Vince Gilligan showing procedural stuff step by step is like Spurrier being saucy at a press conference: you know he’s confident he’s got a banger on his hands.
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Probably the drama club sound guy from my high school time traveling from 1999.
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Kansas City Segregated Subdivisions.
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
He considers the entire season of The Young Pope to be a movie.
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I am confident you’d *hate* Game of Thrones. I found it sadistic for sadism’s sake. Even during its “best” seasons.
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I watched the first two episodes right before bed, and hooooo boy the dreams I had.
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM