The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

it's called throwback because if you recognize the songs you're likely to throw out your back. not many people know this

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist

Thanks to jojo from Jersey

The eggs taken from the back of a distribution trailer in Pennsylvania are worth about $40,000.