Ana L’Retentive
@titussemotwin.bsky.social
Everyday I feel a crash out brewing.
December 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Everyday I feel a crash out brewing.
How do you MARRY a WOMAN, and then turn around and let a MAN BEND YOU OVER?
December 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
How do you MARRY a WOMAN, and then turn around and let a MAN BEND YOU OVER?
That windddd babbyyyyy. Auntie ate this!!!
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
That windddd babbyyyyy. Auntie ate this!!!
When do I get to the stage of being perpetually single where I stop wanting a man because I’ve gone numb and given up. I’m ready. I can’t keep doing this.
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
When do I get to the stage of being perpetually single where I stop wanting a man because I’ve gone numb and given up. I’m ready. I can’t keep doing this.
The writers of Welcome to Derry were diabolical with the writing this week.
December 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The writers of Welcome to Derry were diabolical with the writing this week.
I don’t know if doing my nails would heal me but it’d definitely help me.
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I don’t know if doing my nails would heal me but it’d definitely help me.
Looked over at the clock and it was past 1am. I really just be staying up late for no reason.
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Looked over at the clock and it was past 1am. I really just be staying up late for no reason.
It’s almost 2026 already….
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It’s almost 2026 already….
One of the best scenes in cinematic history. I said what I said!
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
One of the best scenes in cinematic history. I said what I said!
Criss cross!!!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Criss cross!!!
Slide to the right!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Slide to the right!
Slide to the left!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Slide to the left!
Every moment of every day I think of food.
October 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Every moment of every day I think of food.
I just pre ordered some chipotle for tonight that I’m gonna pick up since I’ll be stuck in a tech rehearsal tonight. It’s the little things.
October 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I just pre ordered some chipotle for tonight that I’m gonna pick up since I’ll be stuck in a tech rehearsal tonight. It’s the little things.
The pandemic really did ruin us as a species.
October 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The pandemic really did ruin us as a species.
Not gonna lie I’m pretty gagged by this.
October 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Not gonna lie I’m pretty gagged by this.
A reminder to all to give this a watch before the spooky season is through. 🖤
October 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A reminder to all to give this a watch before the spooky season is through. 🖤
Gonna sit on here to seek refuge from my Twitter TL that has been bombsrding me with pictures of newly married and happily partnered gay couples. My heart is aching, I may cry. I’m too perpetually single for this.
October 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Gonna sit on here to seek refuge from my Twitter TL that has been bombsrding me with pictures of newly married and happily partnered gay couples. My heart is aching, I may cry. I’m too perpetually single for this.
Tyler Perry writing slam poetry will always send me 😭😭😭
October 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Tyler Perry writing slam poetry will always send me 😭😭😭
I appreciate the dating apps that change your age for you every year so you don’t have to go through the visceral pain of having to do it yourself on every birthday.
September 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I appreciate the dating apps that change your age for you every year so you don’t have to go through the visceral pain of having to do it yourself on every birthday.
Now why the hell am I up when I know I got stuff to do in the morning? Why do I do this to myself?
September 17, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Now why the hell am I up when I know I got stuff to do in the morning? Why do I do this to myself?
These people are insane. I have to laugh.
September 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
These people are insane. I have to laugh.