Ana L’Retentive
@titussemotwin.bsky.social
When do I get to the stage of being perpetually single where I stop wanting a man because I’ve gone numb and given up. I’m ready. I can’t keep doing this.
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
When do I get to the stage of being perpetually single where I stop wanting a man because I’ve gone numb and given up. I’m ready. I can’t keep doing this.
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I don’t know if doing my nails would heal me but it’d definitely help me.
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I don’t know if doing my nails would heal me but it’d definitely help me.
The writers of Welcome to Derry were diabolical with the writing this week.
December 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The writers of Welcome to Derry were diabolical with the writing this week.
I don’t know if doing my nails would heal me but it’d definitely help me.
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I don’t know if doing my nails would heal me but it’d definitely help me.
Looked over at the clock and it was past 1am. I really just be staying up late for no reason.
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Looked over at the clock and it was past 1am. I really just be staying up late for no reason.
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It’s almost 2026 already….
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It’s almost 2026 already….
It’s almost 2026 already….
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It’s almost 2026 already….
One of the best scenes in cinematic history. I said what I said!
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
One of the best scenes in cinematic history. I said what I said!
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Criss cross!!!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Criss cross!!!
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Slide to the right!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Slide to the right!
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Slide to the left!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Slide to the left!
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Slide to the left!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Slide to the left!
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no thoughts just kate beckinsale in the last days of disco
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
no thoughts just kate beckinsale in the last days of disco
I don’t think I’ve ever been more ready for a Friday.
October 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever been more ready for a Friday.
Every moment of every day I think of food.
October 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Every moment of every day I think of food.
I just pre ordered some chipotle for tonight that I’m gonna pick up since I’ll be stuck in a tech rehearsal tonight. It’s the little things.
October 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I just pre ordered some chipotle for tonight that I’m gonna pick up since I’ll be stuck in a tech rehearsal tonight. It’s the little things.
Idk what is going on on my timeline but I swear it’s like every day at this point. Did I miss a memo?
Gonna sit on here to seek refuge from my Twitter TL that has been bombsrding me with pictures of newly married and happily partnered gay couples. My heart is aching, I may cry. I’m too perpetually single for this.
October 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Idk what is going on on my timeline but I swear it’s like every day at this point. Did I miss a memo?
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A reminder to all to give this a watch before the spooky season is through. 🖤
October 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A reminder to all to give this a watch before the spooky season is through. 🖤
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Tyler Perry writing slam poetry will always send me 😭😭😭
October 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Tyler Perry writing slam poetry will always send me 😭😭😭
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Not gonna lie I’m pretty gagged by this.
October 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Not gonna lie I’m pretty gagged by this.
The pandemic really did ruin us as a species.
October 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The pandemic really did ruin us as a species.