MK
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Currently hiding from the psycho Gestapo. Nothing to see here. Move along.
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All the heavy armament ICE is rolling with is not for use to apprehend immigrants, it's for use against YOU. Citizens. Residents. Americans. It's to intimidate, terrorize, and eventually massacre YOU.
October 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
All the heavy armament ICE is rolling with is not for use to apprehend immigrants, it's for use against YOU. Citizens. Residents. Americans. It's to intimidate, terrorize, and eventually massacre YOU.
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NO KINGS? Just show up. No frog costume, OKAY! No sign, OKAY! The most effective message we can send is that we are here, our numbers are vast, and we are not going to continue to take it.
JUST SHOW UP. You'll feel better. I promise.
JUST SHOW UP. You'll feel better. I promise.
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
NO KINGS? Just show up. No frog costume, OKAY! No sign, OKAY! The most effective message we can send is that we are here, our numbers are vast, and we are not going to continue to take it.
JUST SHOW UP. You'll feel better. I promise.
JUST SHOW UP. You'll feel better. I promise.
JD Vance is a hypocrite. And a malignant troglodyte. I fart in his general direction.
October 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
JD Vance is a hypocrite. And a malignant troglodyte. I fart in his general direction.
Mr. Roger’s told me to look for the helpers 💕
August 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Mr. Roger’s told me to look for the helpers 💕
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This year, the 4th of July is a funeral, the Star Spangled Banner a requiem, the Declaration of Independence a eulogy.
July 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This year, the 4th of July is a funeral, the Star Spangled Banner a requiem, the Declaration of Independence a eulogy.
Let me cut through the bullshit for you: Donald Trump’s Ginormous Ego just put a knife to the throat of everyone on the planet.
June 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Let me cut through the bullshit for you: Donald Trump’s Ginormous Ego just put a knife to the throat of everyone on the planet.
Am I in a religious argument with a friend where I just said I think the Bible reads like torture porn written by a psychopath? Why yes. Yes I am, and yes I did.
June 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Am I in a religious argument with a friend where I just said I think the Bible reads like torture porn written by a psychopath? Why yes. Yes I am, and yes I did.
Joni “we are all going to die” Ernst to Marie Antoinette: “Hold my beer.”
June 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Joni “we are all going to die” Ernst to Marie Antoinette: “Hold my beer.”
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Your Daily Affirmation:
Left to my own devices for too long, I joyfully put them aside until the panic subsides, then open a book and escape to the brightest heavens of imagination. #AlsoWaffles
Left to my own devices for too long, I joyfully put them aside until the panic subsides, then open a book and escape to the brightest heavens of imagination. #AlsoWaffles
May 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
Left to my own devices for too long, I joyfully put them aside until the panic subsides, then open a book and escape to the brightest heavens of imagination. #AlsoWaffles
Left to my own devices for too long, I joyfully put them aside until the panic subsides, then open a book and escape to the brightest heavens of imagination. #AlsoWaffles
Trump killed Big Bird. Sycophants stood around and cheered. I thought I knew how it felt to loathe someone, but I really didn’t. Now, I do.
May 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Trump killed Big Bird. Sycophants stood around and cheered. I thought I knew how it felt to loathe someone, but I really didn’t. Now, I do.
CONGRATULATIONS CANADA!!!!🇨🇦
April 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
CONGRATULATIONS CANADA!!!!🇨🇦
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Your Daily Affirmation:
Today I am faux-Canadian: considerate, helpful, but willing to high stick a motherfudger if there's any shenanigans. Skate swiftly, but carry a big stick. Tim bits are my sacrament. #AlsoWafflesWrealMapleSyrup
Today I am faux-Canadian: considerate, helpful, but willing to high stick a motherfudger if there's any shenanigans. Skate swiftly, but carry a big stick. Tim bits are my sacrament. #AlsoWafflesWrealMapleSyrup
April 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
Today I am faux-Canadian: considerate, helpful, but willing to high stick a motherfudger if there's any shenanigans. Skate swiftly, but carry a big stick. Tim bits are my sacrament. #AlsoWafflesWrealMapleSyrup
Today I am faux-Canadian: considerate, helpful, but willing to high stick a motherfudger if there's any shenanigans. Skate swiftly, but carry a big stick. Tim bits are my sacrament. #AlsoWafflesWrealMapleSyrup
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Your Daily Affirmation:
Sometimes coping requires screaming into the fridge. This is one of those days. Having terrified the butter, I carry on with my work, knowing my frustration is being kept crispy and fresh.
Sometimes coping requires screaming into the fridge. This is one of those days. Having terrified the butter, I carry on with my work, knowing my frustration is being kept crispy and fresh.
April 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
Sometimes coping requires screaming into the fridge. This is one of those days. Having terrified the butter, I carry on with my work, knowing my frustration is being kept crispy and fresh.
Sometimes coping requires screaming into the fridge. This is one of those days. Having terrified the butter, I carry on with my work, knowing my frustration is being kept crispy and fresh.
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Your Daily Affirmation:
Oh, mate, life is the dog's bollocks, the mutt's nuts, the mongrel's dongles, innit? Which is to say, another day above ground bloody bursting with possibility is as good as it shall ever be. And here we are, in it! Right fucking now! #waffles
Oh, mate, life is the dog's bollocks, the mutt's nuts, the mongrel's dongles, innit? Which is to say, another day above ground bloody bursting with possibility is as good as it shall ever be. And here we are, in it! Right fucking now! #waffles
April 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
Oh, mate, life is the dog's bollocks, the mutt's nuts, the mongrel's dongles, innit? Which is to say, another day above ground bloody bursting with possibility is as good as it shall ever be. And here we are, in it! Right fucking now! #waffles
Oh, mate, life is the dog's bollocks, the mutt's nuts, the mongrel's dongles, innit? Which is to say, another day above ground bloody bursting with possibility is as good as it shall ever be. And here we are, in it! Right fucking now! #waffles
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Your Daily Affirmation:
The world is awash in an absolute sea of of stupidity; rather than struggle, I drift, float, face down, peaceful, hoping the idiots won't mistake me for a boat. Later: waffles.
The world is awash in an absolute sea of of stupidity; rather than struggle, I drift, float, face down, peaceful, hoping the idiots won't mistake me for a boat. Later: waffles.
April 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
The world is awash in an absolute sea of of stupidity; rather than struggle, I drift, float, face down, peaceful, hoping the idiots won't mistake me for a boat. Later: waffles.
The world is awash in an absolute sea of of stupidity; rather than struggle, I drift, float, face down, peaceful, hoping the idiots won't mistake me for a boat. Later: waffles.
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Your Daily Affirmation:
I go forth confident that things will get better despite all evidence to the contrary. First, waffles.
I go forth confident that things will get better despite all evidence to the contrary. First, waffles.
April 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
I go forth confident that things will get better despite all evidence to the contrary. First, waffles.
I go forth confident that things will get better despite all evidence to the contrary. First, waffles.
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Your Daily Affirmation:
April 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
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Your Daily Affirmation:
wading into day
a pond full of nitwits
a frog croaks "fuck off"
wading into day
a pond full of nitwits
a frog croaks "fuck off"
April 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
wading into day
a pond full of nitwits
a frog croaks "fuck off"
wading into day
a pond full of nitwits
a frog croaks "fuck off"
April 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Our turn is on Saturday, everybody. Everybody stand up, show up, speak out. Search for Hands Off or Indivisible to find an event in your area.
I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.
April 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Our turn is on Saturday, everybody. Everybody stand up, show up, speak out. Search for Hands Off or Indivisible to find an event in your area.
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Your Daily Affirmation:
Aware that attachment is the source of all suffering, I release my attachment to material things.
I find peace in my inability to afford waffles. #GoodByeWaffles.
Aware that attachment is the source of all suffering, I release my attachment to material things.
I find peace in my inability to afford waffles. #GoodByeWaffles.
April 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
Aware that attachment is the source of all suffering, I release my attachment to material things.
I find peace in my inability to afford waffles. #GoodByeWaffles.
Aware that attachment is the source of all suffering, I release my attachment to material things.
I find peace in my inability to afford waffles. #GoodByeWaffles.
April 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Your Daily Affirmation:
Today I am a cartoon dog sitting in a burning room (eating waffles). Everything is fine. Just fine.
Today I am a cartoon dog sitting in a burning room (eating waffles). Everything is fine. Just fine.
March 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
Today I am a cartoon dog sitting in a burning room (eating waffles). Everything is fine. Just fine.
Today I am a cartoon dog sitting in a burning room (eating waffles). Everything is fine. Just fine.
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Your Daily Affirmation:
Today I'm looking for a little elbow room,a little breathing space, a little air to move in. Looking for a little time to think, a moment to reflect, a little quiet in which to just be, enjoy being, and ignore all the space and time I'm not in. #AlsoWaffles
Today I'm looking for a little elbow room,a little breathing space, a little air to move in. Looking for a little time to think, a moment to reflect, a little quiet in which to just be, enjoy being, and ignore all the space and time I'm not in. #AlsoWaffles
March 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
Today I'm looking for a little elbow room,a little breathing space, a little air to move in. Looking for a little time to think, a moment to reflect, a little quiet in which to just be, enjoy being, and ignore all the space and time I'm not in. #AlsoWaffles
Today I'm looking for a little elbow room,a little breathing space, a little air to move in. Looking for a little time to think, a moment to reflect, a little quiet in which to just be, enjoy being, and ignore all the space and time I'm not in. #AlsoWaffles