Happiness Enjoyer
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please can there be one corner of the internet to just enjoy oneliners and animal videos p l e a s e
when all else fails i really do run back to micromanaging my diet like kim k before the met gala
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
when all else fails i really do run back to micromanaging my diet like kim k before the met gala
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"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
why does every democrat say "let me be clear" like what stupid consultant focus group told them to do this every time i read it my mind defaults to "let me be queer"
October 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
why does every democrat say "let me be clear" like what stupid consultant focus group told them to do this every time i read it my mind defaults to "let me be queer"
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Honk if you like cake 🪿🍰
October 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Honk if you like cake 🪿🍰
if the republicans who are literally in charge are terrified what hope does this leave the rest of us. really shows that all these politicians were in it for the money and the corruption and not to help constituents
There is nothing comforting about “I’m just as scared as you” coming from the legislative branch that’s supposed to keep checks and balances on the executive. While she thought it was relatable, it is actually mortifying.
April 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
if the republicans who are literally in charge are terrified what hope does this leave the rest of us. really shows that all these politicians were in it for the money and the corruption and not to help constituents
"but apparently its impossible to read the room" 😭😭😭😭 salon is coming for blood
“The panorama from 62 miles aloft must be grand, but apparently it’s impossible to read the room from that distance.”
Blue Origin's all-woman space flight made history, but not in the way it's being sold
The unifying message of Monday's all-woman rocket flight is that, for now, cold space belongs to the hot and rich.
www.salon.com
April 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"but apparently its impossible to read the room" 😭😭😭😭 salon is coming for blood
why do i literally know someone who "settled" for a man they dont like just to get some shit united healthcare policy thats not gonna cover anything anyway
In New Yorker Humor: I believe that marriage is a lasting partnership between one person without health insurance and one person who gets pretty good coverage through work.
I Believe That Marriage Is a Sacred Union
I believe that marriage is a never-ending finger trap between one person who accidentally called their partner “my fiancé” at an office Christmas party and one person who just smiled ominously and sai...
www.newyorker.com
April 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
why do i literally know someone who "settled" for a man they dont like just to get some shit united healthcare policy thats not gonna cover anything anyway
picked up "Beyrouth-sur-Seine" by Sabyl Ghoussoub from the library and its such a good read. photo my cat unrelated
April 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
picked up "Beyrouth-sur-Seine" by Sabyl Ghoussoub from the library and its such a good read. photo my cat unrelated
i want to be here. if anyone please knows this artist let me know!
April 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
i want to be here. if anyone please knows this artist let me know!
im so tired being needed at work SUCKS
April 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
im so tired being needed at work SUCKS
B A D but ty for asking
April 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
B A D but ty for asking
nothing better than an almost empty, quiet office. monday office time rules
April 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
nothing better than an almost empty, quiet office. monday office time rules
after the anxiety comes the depression. i dont know how im gonna function today
April 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
after the anxiety comes the depression. i dont know how im gonna function today
is it just me or this writing for this absolutely shit. reads like i was written by a third grader
Paul Whelan was part of the largest prisoner exchange between the U.S. and Russia since the end of the Cold War. He says bureaucracy in the U.S still has him imprisoned.
A former hostage struggles with the return home
Paul Whelan was part of the largest prisoner exchange between the U.S. and Russia since the end of the Cold War. He says bureaucracy in the U.S still has him imprisoned.
www.npr.org
April 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
is it just me or this writing for this absolutely shit. reads like i was written by a third grader
i cut my hair stuffed it into a sock and gave it to my cat to ease his separation anxiety because i am N O R M A L
April 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i cut my hair stuffed it into a sock and gave it to my cat to ease his separation anxiety because i am N O R M A L
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The House is considering cutting up to $880 billion dollars from Medicaid.
This would have a catastrophic impact on people with disabilities. Congress needs to keep their hands off Medicaid.
This would have a catastrophic impact on people with disabilities. Congress needs to keep their hands off Medicaid.
Sweeping safety-net cuts have GOP centrists questioning Johnson’s budget
Conservatives are no longer the only concern for House GOP leaders.
www.politico.com
February 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The House is considering cutting up to $880 billion dollars from Medicaid.
This would have a catastrophic impact on people with disabilities. Congress needs to keep their hands off Medicaid.
This would have a catastrophic impact on people with disabilities. Congress needs to keep their hands off Medicaid.
should i bake some valentine's day cupcakes or no to be clear i just want to decorate them
February 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
should i bake some valentine's day cupcakes or no to be clear i just want to decorate them
yeah cus logan and craig are begging starbucks to let them make mocha caramel frappe apple pie cryo frozen lattes for 8 doll hairs an hour 😭
Missouri's AG Andrew Bailey is suing Starbucks, arguing that its workforce is too "female" and "non-white" and as a result Missouri consumers “pay higher prices and wait longer for goods and services" because its workforce is "less qualified"
This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.
This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.
February 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
yeah cus logan and craig are begging starbucks to let them make mocha caramel frappe apple pie cryo frozen lattes for 8 doll hairs an hour 😭
reading an Andreï Kourkov book and learning a bunch of cultural subtleties about Ukraine has been fascinating but i feel like i need a guide to understand whats really going on #BookSky
February 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
reading an Andreï Kourkov book and learning a bunch of cultural subtleties about Ukraine has been fascinating but i feel like i need a guide to understand whats really going on #BookSky
kathy hochul if you force eric adams to resign you will be reborn as a beautiful lotus flower
February 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
kathy hochul if you force eric adams to resign you will be reborn as a beautiful lotus flower
my roommate and i both menstruate on the same cycle but i never keep track of mine so if i start feeling weird i just text her and ask her if we're about to "our" period
February 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
my roommate and i both menstruate on the same cycle but i never keep track of mine so if i start feeling weird i just text her and ask her if we're about to "our" period
im PMSing so bad
February 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
im PMSing so bad
this guy hates women he really needs to just fuck guys. also he should go live on an island in the middle of the pacific where he won't bother anyone
strikes me as unfathomably sad and self-defeating to believe you cannot be friends with the opposite sex
February 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
this guy hates women he really needs to just fuck guys. also he should go live on an island in the middle of the pacific where he won't bother anyone
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SCOOP: FBI director nominee Kash Patel disclosed he received up to $5M in shares of a mysterious entity in the Cayman Islands called Elite Depot. Elite Depot is a parent organization of fast-fashion giant Shein, according to corporate records I reviewed www.wired.com/story/kash-p...
Trump's FBI Pick Kash Patel Took Up to $5M in Stock from Chinese Ecommerce Giant Shein
Donald Trump’s pick for FBI director told senators he has no plans to divest his shares, which his financial disclosure form says were received in exchange for consulting services.
www.wired.com
February 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
SCOOP: FBI director nominee Kash Patel disclosed he received up to $5M in shares of a mysterious entity in the Cayman Islands called Elite Depot. Elite Depot is a parent organization of fast-fashion giant Shein, according to corporate records I reviewed www.wired.com/story/kash-p...
im 👀 reading 👀
Every week, the Cut’s Sex Diaries column features a new sex and dating story from an anonymous city dweller. This week, a woman has a threesome and tells the poly guy she’s seeing all about it.
The 24-Year-Old Realtor Who Meets a Couple at a Sauna
Every week, the Cut’s Sex Diaries column features a new sex and dating story from an anonymous city dweller. This week, a woman has a threesome and tells the poly guy she’s seeing all about it.
www.thecut.com
February 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
im 👀 reading 👀