Tired Lemonpie (he/him)
@tiredlemonpie.bsky.social
Software Engineer sur un jeu qui est pas top moralement.
Français à Stockholm.
Français à Stockholm.
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October 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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For example: the Candy Crush Saga team, at King, is around 400 people. To make a match-3 game.
Big machine, small game.
Big machine, small game.
It could be seen as paradoxical, but the bigger the machine, the more expensive it is to make something small.
As much as you can't just put more devs on one project to make it go faster, splitting a team won't produce more games at the usual rate.
As much as you can't just put more devs on one project to make it go faster, splitting a team won't produce more games at the usual rate.
October 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
For example: the Candy Crush Saga team, at King, is around 400 people. To make a match-3 game.
Big machine, small game.
Big machine, small game.
J'ai fait l'erreur de commencer Silksong ce matin et j'ai bien peur que rien de productif ne sera fait aujourd'hui.
September 8, 2025 at 8:57 AM
J'ai fait l'erreur de commencer Silksong ce matin et j'ai bien peur que rien de productif ne sera fait aujourd'hui.
Et bim, chômage. 😞
September 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Et bim, chômage. 😞
Quelle étrange semaine que la première semaine de Septembre. Le lundi je perd mon boulot, le vendredi la suite de mon jeu préféré sort enfin. Une semaine mi-vomis mi-tiramisu.
August 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Quelle étrange semaine que la première semaine de Septembre. Le lundi je perd mon boulot, le vendredi la suite de mon jeu préféré sort enfin. Une semaine mi-vomis mi-tiramisu.
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BREAKING: Silksong will be out on September 4. Two weeks from today. Really.
Often, games that take 7+ years to make are plagued by mismanagement and painful burnout. But for Silksong? Team Cherry was having a blast. They still are.
This is their story: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Often, games that take 7+ years to make are plagued by mismanagement and painful burnout. But for Silksong? Team Cherry was having a blast. They still are.
This is their story: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Why ‘Silksong’ Took Seven Years to Make
The highly anticipated indie game has been in production for so long that it’s become an internet meme
www.bloomberg.com
August 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
BREAKING: Silksong will be out on September 4. Two weeks from today. Really.
Often, games that take 7+ years to make are plagued by mismanagement and painful burnout. But for Silksong? Team Cherry was having a blast. They still are.
This is their story: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Often, games that take 7+ years to make are plagued by mismanagement and painful burnout. But for Silksong? Team Cherry was having a blast. They still are.
This is their story: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
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Wowowo Bring Her Back, chef-d'œuvre, 100/10, que des films comme ça toute ma vie pls
August 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Wowowo Bring Her Back, chef-d'œuvre, 100/10, que des films comme ça toute ma vie pls
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BREAKING: Xbox is canceling Contraband, announced in 2021 from Avalanche Studios (Just Cause), after four years of radio silence, sources tell Bloomberg News. This news arrives weeks after a mass layoff in which Xbox canceled several other big titles.
August 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
BREAKING: Xbox is canceling Contraband, announced in 2021 from Avalanche Studios (Just Cause), after four years of radio silence, sources tell Bloomberg News. This news arrives weeks after a mass layoff in which Xbox canceled several other big titles.
Les collègues espagnol dans la rue 💪
nunca os dejeis de organizar, compas, que la lucha que se ha hecho hoy parecía impensable hace poco menos de dos años
(y ya si es en @csvi-cgt.bsky.social pues mejor que mejor)
#NoEREKing
(y ya si es en @csvi-cgt.bsky.social pues mejor que mejor)
#NoEREKing
July 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Les collègues espagnol dans la rue 💪
Ohlala premier entretien pour un nouveau boulot jeudi matin, très excité.
July 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Ohlala premier entretien pour un nouveau boulot jeudi matin, très excité.
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Aux US, une ambulance peut coûter plus de 1000$. Certains malades avec des problèmes d'épilepsie portent sur eux des instructions de type "don't call 911" en cas de crise. Des blessés commandent des Uber pour aller aux urgences pour ne pas être ruinés.
Le. Système. Collectif. Est. Le. Seul. Valable.
Le. Système. Collectif. Est. Le. Seul. Valable.
Quand y a des gens qui gagnent 2000 euros brut qui m'explique qu'iels veulent cesser de payer des cotisations parce que ce serait plus intéressant de se démerder...
T'ES CONNE MONIQUE. Vraiment t'es bête.
T'ES CONNE MONIQUE. Vraiment t'es bête.
July 18, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Aux US, une ambulance peut coûter plus de 1000$. Certains malades avec des problèmes d'épilepsie portent sur eux des instructions de type "don't call 911" en cas de crise. Des blessés commandent des Uber pour aller aux urgences pour ne pas être ruinés.
Le. Système. Collectif. Est. Le. Seul. Valable.
Le. Système. Collectif. Est. Le. Seul. Valable.
Les recruteurs sur LinkedIn 🤝 genAI art qui n'a aucun sens
July 17, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Les recruteurs sur LinkedIn 🤝 genAI art qui n'a aucun sens
Avec à l'intérieur, une référence plutôt direct à ce programmeur licencié qui était actifs sur les réseaux internes et vocal quand à son mécontentement (probablement moi ?).
Je ne sais pas si la source de cette article à plus d'info que moi sur pourquoi je me fais virer mais je suis curieux.
Je ne sais pas si la source de cette article à plus d'info que moi sur pourquoi je me fais virer mais je suis curieux.
July 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Avec à l'intérieur, une référence plutôt direct à ce programmeur licencié qui était actifs sur les réseaux internes et vocal quand à son mécontentement (probablement moi ?).
Je ne sais pas si la source de cette article à plus d'info que moi sur pourquoi je me fais virer mais je suis curieux.
Je ne sais pas si la source de cette article à plus d'info que moi sur pourquoi je me fais virer mais je suis curieux.
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Bye forever, WeTransfer.
July 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Bye forever, WeTransfer.
Toujours surpris d'apprendre qu'il y a encore des gens sur Twitter.
July 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Toujours surpris d'apprendre qu'il y a encore des gens sur Twitter.
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This demo. It is actually in-engine. I was one of three level designers that worked on it. It worked best if you played it the way the person playing in the video plays it, but it still worked even if you didn't hit the marks perfectly.
Perfect Dark - Gameplay Reveal - Xbox Games Showcase 2024
YouTube video by Xbox
youtu.be
July 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
This demo. It is actually in-engine. I was one of three level designers that worked on it. It worked best if you played it the way the person playing in the video plays it, but it still worked even if you didn't hit the marks perfectly.
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BREAKING: Mass layoffs at Xbox have started. Candy Crush maker King told employees that it is cutting 10% of staff, or 200 jobs. Bethesda's Europe offices were hit too. U.S. offices are expected to inform people this morning. More to come shortly www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Microsoft Begins Deep Job Cuts Across Xbox Division
European subsidiaries such as King were informed about the job cuts on Wednesday
www.bloomberg.com
July 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
BREAKING: Mass layoffs at Xbox have started. Candy Crush maker King told employees that it is cutting 10% of staff, or 200 jobs. Bethesda's Europe offices were hit too. U.S. offices are expected to inform people this morning. More to come shortly www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Posted without context.
July 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Posted without context.
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Freddy Dunning–Kruger Vastly Overestimates His Ability to Murder Kids in Dreams
hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...
hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...
Freddy Dunning–Kruger Vastly Overestimates His Ability to Murder Kids in Dreams
SPRINGWOOD, Ohio — Attempted murderer Freddy Dunning-Kruger has overestimated his ability to adequately slay children while they sleep, sources on Elm Street report. “I kill…
hard-drive.net
June 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Freddy Dunning–Kruger Vastly Overestimates His Ability to Murder Kids in Dreams
hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...
hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...
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good morning friends 💚✨
June 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
good morning friends 💚✨
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Switch 2 thoughts: the device feels much more premium than I thought, with some weirdness exceptions, everything feels like it had a super solid iteration, free Palestine, and Mario Kart World free roam is pretty fun but not as realized an experience as just doing races.
June 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Switch 2 thoughts: the device feels much more premium than I thought, with some weirdness exceptions, everything feels like it had a super solid iteration, free Palestine, and Mario Kart World free roam is pretty fun but not as realized an experience as just doing races.
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a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"
June 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"
Well, let's remove SplitGate 2 from my Steam Wishlist then.
June 7, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Well, let's remove SplitGate 2 from my Steam Wishlist then.