peelon musk
@tipperofcows.bsky.social
Fuck Democrats
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Fuck Democrats
Sooooooo true
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Sooooooo true
Democrats are spineless garbage and this party needs to be ripped down to the studs and replaced
seems to me that those democrats inclined not to fight perceive themselves as living through a somewhat ordinary cycle of presidential overreach and backlash and not something much more significant and dangerous
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Democrats are spineless garbage and this party needs to be ripped down to the studs and replaced
Wondered how the @atlantafalcons.bsky.social we're gonna falcon this. Surrendering a long punt return, blowing a 3rd and 19 on defense, then going 3 and out and fucking up a punt in OT. Classic #falcons!
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Wondered how the @atlantafalcons.bsky.social we're gonna falcon this. Surrendering a long punt return, blowing a 3rd and 19 on defense, then going 3 and out and fucking up a punt in OT. Classic #falcons!
if they bail these goddamn assholes out......
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
if they bail these goddamn assholes out......
...you're the baddies here, fucko. #fuckdisney
YouTube TV customers: A weekend full of must-see sports is underway
Go to Keepmynetworks.com to get ESPN back!
Go to Keepmynetworks.com to get ESPN back!
November 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
...you're the baddies here, fucko. #fuckdisney
When a 200 billion dollar corporation (Disney/ESPN) and a 3 trillion dollar corporation (Google/YouTubeTV) are fighting over pocket change and you lose the channels you pay for and have to watch somewhere else. Fuck capitalism.
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
When a 200 billion dollar corporation (Disney/ESPN) and a 3 trillion dollar corporation (Google/YouTubeTV) are fighting over pocket change and you lose the channels you pay for and have to watch somewhere else. Fuck capitalism.
Consumers always lose when these fucking billion dollar conglomerates fight. I just wanna watch the damn games and I'm paying 90 bucks a month to do so. Figure it the fuck out @espn.com
YouTube TV subscribers lost access to channels like ESPN and ABC, whose owner, Disney, had demanded more money for its programs and channels. Talks between YouTube TV and Disney about fees broke down on Thursday ahead of a deadline.
YouTube TV Users Lose Access to Disney and ESPN
Talks between YouTube TV and Disney about fees broke down on Thursday ahead of a deadline. YouTube TV said Disney removed its channels from the streaming platform.
nyti.ms
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Consumers always lose when these fucking billion dollar conglomerates fight. I just wanna watch the damn games and I'm paying 90 bucks a month to do so. Figure it the fuck out @espn.com
"Your shipment from Shipping Department is on the way."
...well that's fucking great, fedex, so helpful and specific
...well that's fucking great, fedex, so helpful and specific
October 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
"Your shipment from Shipping Department is on the way."
...well that's fucking great, fedex, so helpful and specific
...well that's fucking great, fedex, so helpful and specific
Jesus Christ, bring Nancy Pelosi back over this stupid spineless clown
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: "We hope and expect that Republicans will do the right thing"
September 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Jesus Christ, bring Nancy Pelosi back over this stupid spineless clown
I just smacked a hornet dead with my T-shirt while it was in midair. Eat a dick hornet
August 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I just smacked a hornet dead with my T-shirt while it was in midair. Eat a dick hornet
Stolen from a message board, so can't take credit but this has me rolling: "I’m surprised that anybody thinks Greenland would be so easy to conquer. They have a Nuuk!"
August 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Stolen from a message board, so can't take credit but this has me rolling: "I’m surprised that anybody thinks Greenland would be so easy to conquer. They have a Nuuk!"
Reposted by peelon musk
Trying to do a dictatorship and accidentally screwing around and creating the Dad Corps is an amazing feat
National Guard soldiers called into service for President Trump's law enforcement surge in D.C. have been assigned to spread mulch at federal monuments.
Normally the Park Service does that, but the administration laid off the workers.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Normally the Park Service does that, but the administration laid off the workers.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
August 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Trying to do a dictatorship and accidentally screwing around and creating the Dad Corps is an amazing feat
OUR HERO IS FREEEEEE
August 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
OUR HERO IS FREEEEEE
Can we get DC a mayoral candidate who doesn't fucking suck? So jealous of my NYC homies right now
the thing I love about Zohran’s campaign is that instead of “this place fucking sucks and I alone can fix it” his message is “being a New Yorker rules, we live in the best city in the world, let’s make it even better together”
show some damn pride in the places you want to govern
show some damn pride in the places you want to govern
August 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Can we get DC a mayoral candidate who doesn't fucking suck? So jealous of my NYC homies right now
Reposted by peelon musk
The fact that the thing we're calling artificial intelligence *can't do math* and yet we're jamming it into programs that successfully *have done math* for decades, then warning people against using the AI to do math, seems like an excellent summary of where we are.
Good thing no one uses Microsoft Excel for anything related to legal, regulatory or compliance business functions
www.theverge.com/news/761338/...
www.theverge.com/news/761338/...
August 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The fact that the thing we're calling artificial intelligence *can't do math* and yet we're jamming it into programs that successfully *have done math* for decades, then warning people against using the AI to do math, seems like an excellent summary of where we are.
Why. Does it wait. Until the second I get in the pool. To FUCKING RAIN
August 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Why. Does it wait. Until the second I get in the pool. To FUCKING RAIN
The Art of the Fucking Dipshit
Fox News Reporter Jacqui Heinrich: The way that it felt in the room was not good. It did not seem like things went well. And it seemed like Putin came in and steam rolled, got right into what he wanted to say and got his photo next to the president and then left
August 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The Art of the Fucking Dipshit
Reposted by peelon musk
Baltimore Mayor Scott response on Trump: I think it's very notable that each and every one of the cities called out by the President has a black mayor, and most of those cities are seeing historic lows in violent crime…
August 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Baltimore Mayor Scott response on Trump: I think it's very notable that each and every one of the cities called out by the President has a black mayor, and most of those cities are seeing historic lows in violent crime…
😂😂😂
Since crime is at a 30 year low in DC, what are the National Guard going to do? Beautify? Homeless services? Maybe they could run a pick-up basketball league for middle schoolers? This could be great!
August 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
😂😂😂
So the GOP just voted to kick 17 million people off their health insurance and increase funding for ICE concentration camps by orders of magnitude.
Hillary wasn't nearly mean enough when she called you people deplorable.
Hillary wasn't nearly mean enough when she called you people deplorable.
July 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
So the GOP just voted to kick 17 million people off their health insurance and increase funding for ICE concentration camps by orders of magnitude.
Hillary wasn't nearly mean enough when she called you people deplorable.
Hillary wasn't nearly mean enough when she called you people deplorable.
Me watching sports on TV: Halftime is too damn long and I'm bored.
Me attending any sporting event: Halftime needs to be longer, I barely have time to pee and refill my beer 🤣
Me attending any sporting event: Halftime needs to be longer, I barely have time to pee and refill my beer 🤣
June 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Me watching sports on TV: Halftime is too damn long and I'm bored.
Me attending any sporting event: Halftime needs to be longer, I barely have time to pee and refill my beer 🤣
Me attending any sporting event: Halftime needs to be longer, I barely have time to pee and refill my beer 🤣