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@tiopelon.bsky.social
I just saw something about an old Boy Band. I couldn't recall if this one was nearly 30 years ago or nearly 40 years ago.

Those boy bands really did look a lot alike.
April 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Wait...they had Temu Taylor Swift in space and BROUGHT HER BACK???
April 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
You know, if Agent 86 had texted someone from his shoe, The Chief would have absolutely Lost. His. Shit.
March 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
On the bright side, I honestly doubt that the country will last long enough under the status quo to cause lasting harm.
February 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Meet Bogart L. Gillon, my owner.
February 28, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Charlie Kirk's teeth look like niblets. That's just yucky.
February 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Happy FOUR years sober to Rush Limbaugh!
February 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My cat figured out how to turn on his laser pointer. And activate the screen on my cell phone. And kick a YouTube video off my TV.

HE'S TEN WEEKS OLD!!!
February 18, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I bought a Fiat. An old one. No Bluetooth. No Car Play. It doesn't have a radio, computerised engine management, nor does it get updates from space.

I'm the owner under Costa Rican law. No private entity in another country can turn off my (very bad word) car by remote control.

Bugger a Tesla.
February 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
@bobertson1.bsky.social

I just heard. Support from Costa Rica!
February 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
MAGA as modifier: Crappy imitation of something that's actually pretty awesome.
February 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Today’s front page of the largest newspaper in Quebec, Canada and they nailed it 🤣🎯
February 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Waffle House is now charging 50 extra cents per egg as prices spike under Trump.
Thanks, Trump: Waffle House Will Charge 50 Cents More an Egg
The breakfast chain is adding the surcharge to cope with rising egg prices.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If you think that current events warn of an existential crisis for the US, you're late.

The crisis started nine years ago.
February 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"You can't wear sandals to church."

"That's going to come as a real surprise to Jesus."
February 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Apparently no one cares about the crime of hiring an undocumented worker. Punish that, and uncontrolled migration ends in about ten minutes.
January 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Somewhere out here is a foreign service agent who had to explain to the State Department how Pablo Escobar managed to get a tourist visa to the United States.
January 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Trump has deployed active military to help round up migrants and put them into detention camps.

The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years.

History is repeating. Pay attention.
January 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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It's impressive that we may have simultaneously elected the most evil, the most stupid, and the most gullible person in American history 🤦🏼‍♂️
Trump on the LA-area wildfires: "It could've been put out if they let the water flow, but they didn't let the water flow. And they still haven't for whatever reason."
January 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Remember, if you see any illegal immigrants

No you didn't.
January 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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This energy 💯
January 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Places where you shouldn't wear a red shirt.

Target.

Star Trek Expedition Team.
January 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's amazing how short the conversation gets when you tell the religious people at the door, "I was excommunicated in the 90s."
January 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Last night I was in a place where nearly everyone spoke English. It felt weird, and foreign, and I wanted to go home to Costa Rica.
January 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM