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The thing that makes me so amazing is how humble I am.
Transphobes are seriously all "haha, Epstein sexualized Trans children too! That means it is a sexual thing like i thought!"

No, it means you have the same mindset as a pedophile.
February 5, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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French prosecutors have raided the Paris office of Twitter🔥🔥🔥🔥

Twitter & Grok are accused of spreading online SA images and deepfakes.

A criminal offense.

Elon Musk has been summoned for interviews in April

The US might not do shit, but international countries will👏🏻
#SheShed
February 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM
MAGA: "Democrats are in the Esptien Files!"

Me: "Correct, we should get rid of them too along with Trump and Musk"

MAGA: "Those files are lies!"

Me: "ITS THE SAME FUCKING FILES!"
February 3, 2026 at 4:07 AM
"I never went to Epstien island! But I know Bill Clinton and Bill Gates did because I saw them there all the time! Checkmate liberals!"

-Donald Trump, Basically.
February 3, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Out of all the reasons billionaires shouldn't exist, child torture and rape islands along with eating babies tops the list.
February 1, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Curious why the FBI never went after any of these people in these Epstien files they've had for a few years now. Instead they just let them take over the country.
January 31, 2026 at 2:59 AM
MAGA: "Leftists are bringing guns to anti ice protest! This is terrible!"

Ok guy who cant go to Chipotle without carrying his AK47 and 2 pistols strapped to his waste.
January 18, 2026 at 5:16 AM
You know how we've used women spies to get info using their sexuality? Since ICE agents are all on Grindr is their any gay dudes interested in getting into espionage?
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Since icelist.is is apparently being DDoS'd every so often here is the Archive link. It seems to work well and everything appears to be there

archive.ph/fPsfI#select...
Agents
This category contains all documented immigration-enforcement agents currently listed in the ICE List database. Agents may belong to ICE, CBP, HSI, ERO, USCIS, local 287(g) partner agencies, or other federal–local cooperative units.
wiki.icelist.is
January 15, 2026 at 12:00 PM
MAGA: "the government recommends I get vaccinated against Covid? How tyrannical! Don't tread on me!"

Also MAGA: "Trumps sending militarized police to terrorize citizens in major cities? I voted for this!"
January 12, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Minneapolis right now
January 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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Hypocrisy party of 1,000s.
MAGA Yesterday: "Its Jan 6th, never forget Ashli Babbit who was viciously murdered by police!"

MAGA Today: "If that woman in Minneapolis had just listened to the police this wouldnt have happened!"
January 7, 2026 at 10:47 PM
MAGA Yesterday: "Its Jan 6th, never forget Ashli Babbit who was viciously murdered by police!"

MAGA Today: "If that woman in Minneapolis had just listened to the police this wouldnt have happened!"
January 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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This is a great way to get informed about things happening around Human Rights. The president of HRC will be leading this. Sign up if you can. It’s via zoom.

act.hrc.org/page/180747/...
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I wanted to give y’all a huge thankyou for helping Dittie.

We’re about 1/2 way there now..

If yall could donate and/or re-post to reach those who are able to, that would be amazing. 💙

www.gofundme.com/f/g5cgt9-hel...
Donate to Help Us Keep Our Home During Health Crisis, organized by Pam Eves
It started with my health: first came the exhaustion that wouldn’t fade, then the … Pam Eves needs your support for Help Us Keep Our Home During Health Crisis
www.gofundme.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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🚨🚨ATTENTION🚨🚨
Dittie, our friend, needs help..

A series of health crisis’ after has put her home in jeopardy.

We’ve all struggled a time or 2 and asking for helping isn’t always easy..

If y’all could please help our friend, we’d so appreciate it. 🙏🏻
www.gofundme.com/f/g5cgt9-hel...
Donate to Help Us Keep Our Home During Health Crisis, organized by Pam Eves
It started with my health: first came the exhaustion that wouldn’t fade, then the … Pam Eves needs your support for Help Us Keep Our Home During Health Crisis
www.gofundme.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Israeli Government: "We arent committing a genocide"

American Government: "Israel is not committing a genocide"

The actual IDF soldiers: "We are absolutely committing a genocide"
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Spread the word elyonbadger.com and this image.
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I came across this website last night while scrolling through some videos and posts. I don’t know if you need help, or if you can offer help, but this link offers both and it’s anonymous so you can put your pride away. Let’s help our community, peeps. They need us.

findagrocerybuddy.com
Find a Grocery Buddy | Help Families Buy Groceries
Find a Grocery Buddy connects donors with families facing food insecurity. Pay securely, and we’ll place verified Instacart grocery orders on your behalf.
findagrocerybuddy.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Who wore it better?
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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So this tyrannical pos can continue to waste our tax dollars on this bullshit, but fuck me am everyone else who has Medicare along with Medicare Advantage plans.

I literally can grow a signet cell carcinoma in less than 2 fucking months.

I kind of needed the fucking insurance to live.

#SheShed
the tone deafness is beyond parody
October 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
October 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Imagine calling kids Terrorists to give yourself justification for bombing civilians and to claim that the enemy is hiding among civilians. You really are this stupid aren't you, it's not an act. I'm second hand embarrassed for you
October 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM