Laverne Onions
@tinypinecones.bsky.social
Nobody you know, but not in a bad way.
Adult ketchup enthusiast. (they/them)
Adult ketchup enthusiast. (they/them)
Good to discover I'm not the only person googling whale dimensions because of this song, lol.
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Good to discover I'm not the only person googling whale dimensions because of this song, lol.
Oh!! I...uhh, sorry! I didn't know anyone was in here.
September 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Oh!! I...uhh, sorry! I didn't know anyone was in here.
I'm sorry, but these can't both be called gondolas. Someone should have sorted this out by now.
August 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I'm sorry, but these can't both be called gondolas. Someone should have sorted this out by now.
New scam text strategy dropped: caper salad.
June 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
New scam text strategy dropped: caper salad.
I only just realized I'm doing the same thing as my pfp in this photo. Lol.
May 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I only just realized I'm doing the same thing as my pfp in this photo. Lol.
Take the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz and post the first four you know:
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Some truly humbling realizations about myself from these results.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Some truly humbling realizations about myself from these results.
May 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Take the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz and post the first four you know:
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Some truly humbling realizations about myself from these results.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Some truly humbling realizations about myself from these results.
The size of each individual chip in a bag of "Family Size" Utz potato chips is enormous. Is this why people have families?
May 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The size of each individual chip in a bag of "Family Size" Utz potato chips is enormous. Is this why people have families?
Can't match with someone to save my life. But, whatever. Hello from my friend's aggressively mint green apartment stairwell.
February 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Can't match with someone to save my life. But, whatever. Hello from my friend's aggressively mint green apartment stairwell.
My irony listening is fine, actually, and not at all a practice that's constantly eroding my ability to differentiate between what I genuinely enjoy and what I think is funny to enjoy.
December 4, 2024 at 5:55 PM
My irony listening is fine, actually, and not at all a practice that's constantly eroding my ability to differentiate between what I genuinely enjoy and what I think is funny to enjoy.
I would relish having a day...an hour...one single moment of peace where I don't think about this Tasmanian Devil door knocker I didn't buy at a thrift store.
September 29, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I would relish having a day...an hour...one single moment of peace where I don't think about this Tasmanian Devil door knocker I didn't buy at a thrift store.
All the photos on my old okcupid account were made using this dog identification filter because at the time I found it hilarious.
October 26, 2023 at 3:45 PM
All the photos on my old okcupid account were made using this dog identification filter because at the time I found it hilarious.
Spoilers: it's just more moon.
October 10, 2023 at 8:43 PM
Spoilers: it's just more moon.
I pray you'll never read this.
October 6, 2023 at 9:04 PM
I pray you'll never read this.