melody goes on rants on inter-personal relationships when she’s drunk. and i go on rants on socialism and politics. we compliment each other.

my allergist: “you’re allergic to every kind of grass, most trees, dust & mold. as well as, cats, dogs, white potatoes & maybe cows milk”
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me to my primary: “so i guess that explains my weak immune system, i’m allergic to basically every environment”

some people really have the drive to clap for things and i just don’t