May I recommend bsky.app/profile/ewac...

Ours hates the rain, is afraid of umbrellas, and is very short. The neighbours have seen me outdoors in my PJs more than once, chasing the dog with a brolly, before crouching beside him in the grass so that it's actually stopping the sideways rain from hitting him while he does his business 😅

I was looking online for the Evil Thing I had eaten but obviously I can't remember the brand name 😅 but I ate a single oat-based 'ice cream sandwich' after dinner and woke in the night thinking I was dying, the pains were so bad 😬 and I'm generally not FODMAP sensitive, no IBS etc.

I have had similar issues with some dairy-free snack food that seem to use high amounts of inulin to do... something 🤷 apparently chicory root is a major source of inulin, so could be that?

The moment I saw "defenstrate" I knew this was coming 🙃 (slurms was/is right though)

There is a Very Grumpy Pug that lives near us who shares my name. She barks at every single dog she sees so I often get to hear my name in a stage-whispered hiss across the park 😅

I wish they had stuck with "let's ban VPNs altogether" - I think I would have enjoyed watching all central (+local) gov grind to a halt because they didn't realise that's what they need to log into most of the (legacy, on-premise, on-a-server-on-a-nearby-industrial-estate) applications they use 😅

I mean, it's all just nonsense, isn't it? 😅 I also have this argument with Vis over the concept of "soon" because it clearly means different things to both of us!

Sorry, but that's "a few" 😂 and then "a handful" is like 4-5 and then "several" is 6-8? Right? 🤣

I don't even know how he's managed this tonight tbh 😂

I am going to ignore the fact that I have felt incredibly intensely called out by your posts over the last ~24 hours, sit patiently on my 3-year-long waiting list for the Other Thing, and pretend like I don't need to join this waiting list too 😅

I was happy just pottering away with my little tasks on Friday, up until the afternoon when someone internal emailed and just wrote off the rest of my day. I would simply like to be shut in a little room with some data to play with and no humans to bother me, please

Also Jupiter, down-and-right-a-bit, if you've got a clear view of big moon!

Told bf earlier that I would return his new Christmas jumper to the shop, having apparently had a very vivid dream where he told me he didn't like it 🙃 (we realised it was a dream because I insisted he had told me at the *unused* dining table)

Gonzo's relationship with chickens is problematic to say the least