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I don’t blame you.
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
❤️
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Too funny.
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The logical conclusion.
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If anyone knows what kind of plane this is, please let me know.

It could help me answer some questions.
November 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I need to correct the record.

I wasn’t “groomed” by Garry Nolan, at least not in the way Sam and Josh are trying to spin it over on UFOX.

By the way, keep it up, guys.

But I was recruited by him to be in the group chat below.

I probably should have said “vetted.”

Have a great night.
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Billionaires are a cancer on the world.
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Dude is fried.
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Fox News is having a special about UFOs.

Again, it’s a Nazi grift.

Wake up if you haven’t, #ufosky.

Jesus fuck.
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
November 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The founder of their company is literally giving lectures on the Antichrist.

These people are fucking unbelievable.

www.businessinsider.com/palantir-shy...
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Sam Altman should probably go to jail for fraud.

www.businesstimes.com.sg/companies-ma...
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
In case it wasn’t clear that Nate Silver is absolute trash.

She won by 13 points.
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Good shit.
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
November 2, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Good friends with Bigelow.

Look into Jordan Flowers’ work history.

He tried to recruit me at the first Inquire Anomalous conference.
November 2, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Ufology, now brought to you by the Heritage Foundation.

Garrett and I have been warning about this shit for years now.

Bill Maher must be pretty desperate.

Oh, and Matt Ford does the lighting for Real Time. What a coincidence.

The Redditor’s username is literally “slave to Christ.”
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Why would Garry Nolan come out publicly as James from American Cosmic in a reply to one of my posts?

Could it be to make me feel special?

You betcha.
November 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Leslie Kean didn’t ask my question during Diana Pasulka’s AMA.

Considering I was in a group chat with both of them for years and already knew the answer, I can’t say I’m surprised.

#ufosky
November 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Apparently calling out Russian trolls on r/UFOs is frowned upon these days.

My bad.
November 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
All my comments criticizing Rep. Luna for being the absolute clown that she is were removed for not being “substantive.”

The state of ufology.
November 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
November 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM