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Writer and host of @patternstellstories.com podcast with @libertybirb.bsky.social. 🛸

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Website: https://patternstellstories.com/
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NEW PART TWO of PATTERNS TELL STORIES exclusive for Patreon subs 📡
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November 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
In her recent testimony, Ghislaine Maxwell said her father interrogated Nazi scientists after the war.

He then used his intelligence contacts to break into the scientific publishing business.

Something to think about.
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Everything in this article is dead on, except the part about the drones being hysteria. They’re very real.

I sound sarcastic, but this is honestly worth a read or two.

#ufosky

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Making Sense of UFO Hysteria
Many people are reporting 'drones' in New Jersey and elsewhere. But these reports exist in the context of a much broader geopolitical information war and should be evaluated critically.
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November 17, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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NEW PART 2 of PATTERNS TELL STORIES exclusive for Patreon subs 🛰️
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November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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The QAnon pedophile conspiracy theory pushed by Thiel, Musk, and Bannon was meant to distract from the actual Epstein pedophile conspiracy involving Thiel, Musk, and Bannon.
September 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Good question.
October 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Peter Thiel got a Maltese citizenship to hedge against his coup failing.

What are the odds.
This is Somers Farkas

Trump appointed her as ambassador to Malta

She is another one of Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell's close pedophile friends

Her husband is in Epstein's black book 7 times

He and Epstein also co-owned the Simpson Bay Yacht Club after Epstein was arrested for child trafficking
October 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Friendly reminder that Peter Thiel controls 85% of the Epstein estate’s assets.
October 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I need to correct the record.

I wasn’t “groomed” by Garry Nolan, at least not in the way Sam and Josh are trying to spin it over on UFOX.

By the way, keep it up, guys.

But I was recruited by him to be in the group chat below.

I probably should have said “vetted.”

Have a great night.
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Here’s Sebastian Kurz and Peter Thiel visiting their buddy Viktor Orbán and speaking at a far-right conference in Hungary back in August.

Nothing to see here.
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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The important one mentioned there is Sebastian Kurz.

The Epstein files are going to fry the global fascist network if they can actually get released.
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Our new Patreon episode is out. 🛸

#ufosky

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November 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The class war is becoming undeniable.
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
We’re still doing the podcast, by the way.
Yep. I’m mostly talking about social media because these creeps are watching my every move to spin it at this point. I messed up by using the word “groomed,” even though that’s what it felt like. Not trying to fuck my life up more than I already have.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My #1 piece of advice to ufology is to stop listening to ex-intel and ex-military.

Michael Flynn was head of DIA and the only reason Palantir still exists.

If you have any pull in the UFO community, you are dealing with his network.

Stop promoting them.
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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I posted this three years ago and Red Panda Koala is pretending to now realize I might have a point.

This was the op, bro.

You went on Jesse’s show, and are proud of it to this day.

Own it like I have and take them down, or shut the fuck up.

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March 11th, 2022.

#ufosky
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Have the last four episodes of South Park on loop for background noise.

It’s been great for my mental health.
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Too funny.
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The logical conclusion.
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Whatever you do, don’t ask Palantir’s Alex Karp: “How worried are you about the Nick Fuentes wing of MAGA?”

@axios.com $PLTR
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If anyone knows what kind of plane this is, please let me know.

It could help me answer some questions.
November 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’ve been speaking out loudly about the bullshit happening behind the scenes with disclosure for a year now.

It’s pretty funny to watch UFO Twitter explode like this is something I just realized.

My “come to Jesus moment.”

Truly hilarious.
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM