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@tinyinterrobang.bsky.social
31. mostly shitposting, sometimes sidereal astrology. agender; they/them. the "squeeze" half of nerdandsqueeze. ☀️♊-🌕♎-⬆️♏
i need someone to tell me im too old to stretch my earlobes
June 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i need someone to tell me im too old to stretch my earlobes
my bitchass phone will autocorrect "lmao" to "IM so" every fuckin time but apparently "rdddit" "anf" "wtong" are all totally fine??? that's how they're spelled, ackshually????
June 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
my bitchass phone will autocorrect "lmao" to "IM so" every fuckin time but apparently "rdddit" "anf" "wtong" are all totally fine??? that's how they're spelled, ackshually????
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i think about this a lot goodnight
June 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
i think about this a lot goodnight
lord help me i have a crush on a sumo wrestler
June 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
lord help me i have a crush on a sumo wrestler
thinking again about how the boy i dated in 8th grade tried to convince me that bloods were blue and crips were red
June 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
thinking again about how the boy i dated in 8th grade tried to convince me that bloods were blue and crips were red
just ate 4/5ths of a cheese danish before seeing the dime-sized mold spot on the bottom
June 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
just ate 4/5ths of a cheese danish before seeing the dime-sized mold spot on the bottom
i just want to stream but The Powers That Be are making it so fucking hard for me !!!
June 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i just want to stream but The Powers That Be are making it so fucking hard for me !!!
my cat, my absolute baby, my evil darling, just walked by and meowed at me like she wanted pets, then walked away and laid down. so, of course, i follow her and give her pets. then this RASCAL, this RIGHT SCAMP, jumps right up and TAKES MY SEAT
May 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
my cat, my absolute baby, my evil darling, just walked by and meowed at me like she wanted pets, then walked away and laid down. so, of course, i follow her and give her pets. then this RASCAL, this RIGHT SCAMP, jumps right up and TAKES MY SEAT
cons of having mono:
- so much
pros of having mono:
- im saving *so* much money on weed
- so much
pros of having mono:
- im saving *so* much money on weed
May 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
cons of having mono:
- so much
pros of having mono:
- im saving *so* much money on weed
- so much
pros of having mono:
- im saving *so* much money on weed
i fuckin finished the main quest in oblivion yesterday and ohhhhhh myyyyy GOD that was some COOL FUCKIN SHIT Y'ALL
and the music at the end???? OHHH MY GOOOOOD
i finally understand
and the music at the end???? OHHH MY GOOOOOD
i finally understand
May 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
i fuckin finished the main quest in oblivion yesterday and ohhhhhh myyyyy GOD that was some COOL FUCKIN SHIT Y'ALL
and the music at the end???? OHHH MY GOOOOOD
i finally understand
and the music at the end???? OHHH MY GOOOOOD
i finally understand
im so fuckin pissed that em-dashes are one of the "foolproof" ways to spot ai bc my ass uses them constantly
April 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
im so fuckin pissed that em-dashes are one of the "foolproof" ways to spot ai bc my ass uses them constantly
im learning that my favorite genre of meal is "would be served at a dingy tavern"
March 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
im learning that my favorite genre of meal is "would be served at a dingy tavern"
i need a person
- aged 32-40, and
- who was heavily on the internet in the early 2000s
to corroborate the fact that the internet was fuckin *insane* about cats back then and it's nothing like that today bc my partner was not on the internet at that time and Does Not Understand
- aged 32-40, and
- who was heavily on the internet in the early 2000s
to corroborate the fact that the internet was fuckin *insane* about cats back then and it's nothing like that today bc my partner was not on the internet at that time and Does Not Understand
March 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i need a person
- aged 32-40, and
- who was heavily on the internet in the early 2000s
to corroborate the fact that the internet was fuckin *insane* about cats back then and it's nothing like that today bc my partner was not on the internet at that time and Does Not Understand
- aged 32-40, and
- who was heavily on the internet in the early 2000s
to corroborate the fact that the internet was fuckin *insane* about cats back then and it's nothing like that today bc my partner was not on the internet at that time and Does Not Understand
been teaching myself how to cook with the one restriction of, nothing my partner makes at work
he works at an italian joint
do you have *any* idea how much that limits me
he works at an italian joint
do you have *any* idea how much that limits me
March 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
been teaching myself how to cook with the one restriction of, nothing my partner makes at work
he works at an italian joint
do you have *any* idea how much that limits me
he works at an italian joint
do you have *any* idea how much that limits me
how do i convey to my cat that it's the week before my period and now is not the fucking time to try me
March 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
how do i convey to my cat that it's the week before my period and now is not the fucking time to try me
just beat avowed. gotta say, any game that lets me snort corpse mushrooms and kill someone by telling them how much they suck is a fuckin 10/10 thank u obsidian i absolutely cannot wait for outer worlds 2
March 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
just beat avowed. gotta say, any game that lets me snort corpse mushrooms and kill someone by telling them how much they suck is a fuckin 10/10 thank u obsidian i absolutely cannot wait for outer worlds 2
verdict: cant give an old cat new enrichment/10
March 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
verdict: cant give an old cat new enrichment/10
made a joke about walking down the aisle to shinsuke nakamura's intro song but then i played it for my partner and now he's legit in 🤦
February 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
made a joke about walking down the aisle to shinsuke nakamura's intro song but then i played it for my partner and now he's legit in 🤦
my poor, stupid daughter begged me for some eggs last night and neither of us realized that the little bit of pepper i put on em would fuck her up like it did 😔
February 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
my poor, stupid daughter begged me for some eggs last night and neither of us realized that the little bit of pepper i put on em would fuck her up like it did 😔
been teaching myself how to cook and have learned heavy cream is a fickle mistress. and that no one will ever tell you how long to take something off the heat, which is very :( but that is how one learns i suppose
January 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
been teaching myself how to cook and have learned heavy cream is a fickle mistress. and that no one will ever tell you how long to take something off the heat, which is very :( but that is how one learns i suppose
i made some frickin lethal pot cookies and accidentally got my partner Too High
January 27, 2025 at 6:45 AM
i made some frickin lethal pot cookies and accidentally got my partner Too High
my poor, stupid cat-son broke into the bedroom (which hosts many plants) and proceeded to eat about a half dozen spider plant babies, which happen to be hallucinogenic to cats. he then tripped absolute balls for like 15 minutes, running like a madman up and down the stairs. i wonder if he met god.
January 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM
my poor, stupid cat-son broke into the bedroom (which hosts many plants) and proceeded to eat about a half dozen spider plant babies, which happen to be hallucinogenic to cats. he then tripped absolute balls for like 15 minutes, running like a madman up and down the stairs. i wonder if he met god.
it is some wild bullshit to expect people to make a decision about how they're gonna change their life for the next year, right in the middle of SAD season
like i barely remember to drink water and you want me to make daily improvements to better myself? lol. lmao, even. try again when there is sun.
like i barely remember to drink water and you want me to make daily improvements to better myself? lol. lmao, even. try again when there is sun.
December 31, 2024 at 8:27 AM
it is some wild bullshit to expect people to make a decision about how they're gonna change their life for the next year, right in the middle of SAD season
like i barely remember to drink water and you want me to make daily improvements to better myself? lol. lmao, even. try again when there is sun.
like i barely remember to drink water and you want me to make daily improvements to better myself? lol. lmao, even. try again when there is sun.