Astral Bollshit
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Tiny Arms, Tiny Art, Massive Bedhead
Just a T-Rex trying to survive American Fascism
Locked in an epic eternal battle with the Universe
Disabled "Picasso In Progress"
Just a T-Rex trying to survive American Fascism
Locked in an epic eternal battle with the Universe
Disabled "Picasso In Progress"
Sorry I've not been on much today, I've been working on digitizing stuffs. Learned some new techniques and the second Skeleghost went much smoother and took slightly less time 😂
November 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Sorry I've not been on much today, I've been working on digitizing stuffs. Learned some new techniques and the second Skeleghost went much smoother and took slightly less time 😂
Always been the dream ☺️
I do miss my epic faux hawk. It's a bit long for that now...
I do miss my epic faux hawk. It's a bit long for that now...
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Always been the dream ☺️
I do miss my epic faux hawk. It's a bit long for that now...
I do miss my epic faux hawk. It's a bit long for that now...
It's windy, snowy, cold, and yet that won't stop me from my Black Friday tradition of leaving the house ONLY to get baked into a marshmallow 😶🌫️
My hair has no idea how to be normal for pics 😂
My hair has no idea how to be normal for pics 😂
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It's windy, snowy, cold, and yet that won't stop me from my Black Friday tradition of leaving the house ONLY to get baked into a marshmallow 😶🌫️
My hair has no idea how to be normal for pics 😂
My hair has no idea how to be normal for pics 😂
Pie saga ends with a bummer, but I know a few things that could have been the cause. Starting with suboptimal ingredient options and cooking it on the wrong rack level.
I learned much and ate even more today. Happy Thanksgiving, potatoes!
I learned much and ate even more today. Happy Thanksgiving, potatoes!
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Pie saga ends with a bummer, but I know a few things that could have been the cause. Starting with suboptimal ingredient options and cooking it on the wrong rack level.
I learned much and ate even more today. Happy Thanksgiving, potatoes!
I learned much and ate even more today. Happy Thanksgiving, potatoes!
I just made this pie! No idea yet if it's a success. The middle is softer than I'd like ... 😬
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I just made this pie! No idea yet if it's a success. The middle is softer than I'd like ... 😬
I will fight you
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I will fight you
Time to bulk up, babes 😋
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Time to bulk up, babes 😋
Pray for my pie. We're doing this without any of the proper tools outside of a rolling pin (thank GOD she has a rolling pin)
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Pray for my pie. We're doing this without any of the proper tools outside of a rolling pin (thank GOD she has a rolling pin)
Tonight I had to read this sentence with a straight face and actually managed for at least TWO full seconds.
Unfortunately I have a pubescent sense of humor and could not stop myself from laughing.
Oh well. I tried. 😂
Unfortunately I have a pubescent sense of humor and could not stop myself from laughing.
Oh well. I tried. 😂
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Tonight I had to read this sentence with a straight face and actually managed for at least TWO full seconds.
Unfortunately I have a pubescent sense of humor and could not stop myself from laughing.
Oh well. I tried. 😂
Unfortunately I have a pubescent sense of humor and could not stop myself from laughing.
Oh well. I tried. 😂
Tonight, on my Aster's Tiny Corner patreon, I'll be reading from an actual corner! Join in for free at 9pm EST and listen to me attempt to read Sherlock Holmes with dignity and flawless diction (neither of which are likely to happen, but attempts will be made!)
www.patreon.com/cw/AstersTin...
www.patreon.com/cw/AstersTin...
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Tonight, on my Aster's Tiny Corner patreon, I'll be reading from an actual corner! Join in for free at 9pm EST and listen to me attempt to read Sherlock Holmes with dignity and flawless diction (neither of which are likely to happen, but attempts will be made!)
www.patreon.com/cw/AstersTin...
www.patreon.com/cw/AstersTin...
Y'all, I think it might be time to buy new underpants, what do you think 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Y'all, I think it might be time to buy new underpants, what do you think 🤔
I have done many things I regret in life. I'm sure I'll have many more before I die.
I just know eating this entire pan of brownies in one sitting tonight won't be one of them. Best idea ever. I can't wait until they're cooled 😋
I just know eating this entire pan of brownies in one sitting tonight won't be one of them. Best idea ever. I can't wait until they're cooled 😋
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I have done many things I regret in life. I'm sure I'll have many more before I die.
I just know eating this entire pan of brownies in one sitting tonight won't be one of them. Best idea ever. I can't wait until they're cooled 😋
I just know eating this entire pan of brownies in one sitting tonight won't be one of them. Best idea ever. I can't wait until they're cooled 😋
I'm not going into details, but the beef with my son's teachers has just escalated into a whole damn cow.
Pray for them. I know Cow Fu.
Pray for them. I know Cow Fu.
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I'm not going into details, but the beef with my son's teachers has just escalated into a whole damn cow.
Pray for them. I know Cow Fu.
Pray for them. I know Cow Fu.
It is not my roof that is being worked on by the Roofer. But his banging and power-tooling keeps causing very noisy micro-avalanches.
He's under my deck. Maybe he's building himself a shelter.... How much rent does everyone charge their deck troll? I've never had a deck troll before...
He's under my deck. Maybe he's building himself a shelter.... How much rent does everyone charge their deck troll? I've never had a deck troll before...
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It is not my roof that is being worked on by the Roofer. But his banging and power-tooling keeps causing very noisy micro-avalanches.
He's under my deck. Maybe he's building himself a shelter.... How much rent does everyone charge their deck troll? I've never had a deck troll before...
He's under my deck. Maybe he's building himself a shelter.... How much rent does everyone charge their deck troll? I've never had a deck troll before...
At first glance out my front window, no cars or trucks. But with an angle change, I found the truck hiding behind my mom's car....
Also, it turns out my mom is home, but doing her best impression of a made bed and killing it. I will let her sleep through my murder if at all possible.
Also, it turns out my mom is home, but doing her best impression of a made bed and killing it. I will let her sleep through my murder if at all possible.
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
At first glance out my front window, no cars or trucks. But with an angle change, I found the truck hiding behind my mom's car....
Also, it turns out my mom is home, but doing her best impression of a made bed and killing it. I will let her sleep through my murder if at all possible.
Also, it turns out my mom is home, but doing her best impression of a made bed and killing it. I will let her sleep through my murder if at all possible.
There's a roofer on my roof. I went back to sleep after the bus drop-off and woke up a month in the past. What do I do?!
Oh, right, go investigate.... BRB
Oh, right, go investigate.... BRB
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
There's a roofer on my roof. I went back to sleep after the bus drop-off and woke up a month in the past. What do I do?!
Oh, right, go investigate.... BRB
Oh, right, go investigate.... BRB
I like to start projects, then add new projects before it's finished until my brain has enough things to switch between to keep it from getting bored
Funny it never actually works out that way though. I usually just end up with a massive pile of unfinished art projects and 1 or 2 completed pieces 😅
Funny it never actually works out that way though. I usually just end up with a massive pile of unfinished art projects and 1 or 2 completed pieces 😅
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I like to start projects, then add new projects before it's finished until my brain has enough things to switch between to keep it from getting bored
Funny it never actually works out that way though. I usually just end up with a massive pile of unfinished art projects and 1 or 2 completed pieces 😅
Funny it never actually works out that way though. I usually just end up with a massive pile of unfinished art projects and 1 or 2 completed pieces 😅
I've made a Patreon. Right now it's just for reading public domain books to people every night if they want to tune in, while I work on getting the rest built as I go. Reading starts tomorrow 😁
patreon.com/AstersTinyCo...
patreon.com/AstersTinyCo...
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I've made a Patreon. Right now it's just for reading public domain books to people every night if they want to tune in, while I work on getting the rest built as I go. Reading starts tomorrow 😁
patreon.com/AstersTinyCo...
patreon.com/AstersTinyCo...
(turns out I didn't push post earlier 😅)
Bedhead today is pretty wild. It's gonna be a magnificent day!! I see many art and memories being made today 🖤
Bedhead today is pretty wild. It's gonna be a magnificent day!! I see many art and memories being made today 🖤
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
(turns out I didn't push post earlier 😅)
Bedhead today is pretty wild. It's gonna be a magnificent day!! I see many art and memories being made today 🖤
Bedhead today is pretty wild. It's gonna be a magnificent day!! I see many art and memories being made today 🖤
If I'm breathing and have sufficient time to myself, it's the right time. Perimenopause doesn't let the engine turn off 🤷🏼♀️
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If I'm breathing and have sufficient time to myself, it's the right time. Perimenopause doesn't let the engine turn off 🤷🏼♀️
I'm going to get stonededer and probably read a smutty book while my toys charge.
That or I'll fall asleep within 30 minutes. It could go either way once the stonededness kicks in
ngl.link/mysticbedhead1
That or I'll fall asleep within 30 minutes. It could go either way once the stonededness kicks in
ngl.link/mysticbedhead1
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I'm going to get stonededer and probably read a smutty book while my toys charge.
That or I'll fall asleep within 30 minutes. It could go either way once the stonededness kicks in
ngl.link/mysticbedhead1
That or I'll fall asleep within 30 minutes. It could go either way once the stonededness kicks in
ngl.link/mysticbedhead1
This isn't a bubble bath and you can see both my toes AND my lower belly. Enjoy a Bluesky-exclusive pic. It's officially the nakedest I've ever been on the internet.
Ask me stuff. I don't actually like baths. I'm bored.
ngl.link/mysticbedhead1
Ask me stuff. I don't actually like baths. I'm bored.
ngl.link/mysticbedhead1
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This isn't a bubble bath and you can see both my toes AND my lower belly. Enjoy a Bluesky-exclusive pic. It's officially the nakedest I've ever been on the internet.
Ask me stuff. I don't actually like baths. I'm bored.
ngl.link/mysticbedhead1
Ask me stuff. I don't actually like baths. I'm bored.
ngl.link/mysticbedhead1
Actually, I get stoned to AVOID turning into stone.
But someday I'm going to be the world's finest marble pretzel 💅🏼
And my curves are nowhere near the voluptuousness frequently encapsulated in Greek marble, but thank you ☺️
ngl.link/mysticbedhead1
But someday I'm going to be the world's finest marble pretzel 💅🏼
And my curves are nowhere near the voluptuousness frequently encapsulated in Greek marble, but thank you ☺️
ngl.link/mysticbedhead1
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Actually, I get stoned to AVOID turning into stone.
But someday I'm going to be the world's finest marble pretzel 💅🏼
And my curves are nowhere near the voluptuousness frequently encapsulated in Greek marble, but thank you ☺️
ngl.link/mysticbedhead1
But someday I'm going to be the world's finest marble pretzel 💅🏼
And my curves are nowhere near the voluptuousness frequently encapsulated in Greek marble, but thank you ☺️
ngl.link/mysticbedhead1
In a world where this does not make them cheaters, in exactly this order:
1. Alecia Moore-Hart
2. Jeff Goldblum
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. Jamie Lee-Curtis
5. Henry Cavill/Marisa Tomei (place taken depending on my mood)
ngl.link/mysticbedhead1
1. Alecia Moore-Hart
2. Jeff Goldblum
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. Jamie Lee-Curtis
5. Henry Cavill/Marisa Tomei (place taken depending on my mood)
ngl.link/mysticbedhead1
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
In a world where this does not make them cheaters, in exactly this order:
1. Alecia Moore-Hart
2. Jeff Goldblum
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. Jamie Lee-Curtis
5. Henry Cavill/Marisa Tomei (place taken depending on my mood)
ngl.link/mysticbedhead1
1. Alecia Moore-Hart
2. Jeff Goldblum
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. Jamie Lee-Curtis
5. Henry Cavill/Marisa Tomei (place taken depending on my mood)
ngl.link/mysticbedhead1