Astral Bollshit
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Tiny Arms, Tiny Art, Massive Bedhead
Just a T-Rex trying to survive American Fascism
Locked in an epic eternal battle with the Universe
Disabled "Picasso In Progress"
Just a T-Rex trying to survive American Fascism
Locked in an epic eternal battle with the Universe
Disabled "Picasso In Progress"
Reminder that I will be reading some Sherlock Holmes on my Patreon. It's free, pop in anytime to watch me commit crimes against pronunciation.
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November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Reminder that I will be reading some Sherlock Holmes on my Patreon. It's free, pop in anytime to watch me commit crimes against pronunciation.
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Sorry I've not been on much today, I've been working on digitizing stuffs. Learned some new techniques and the second Skeleghost went much smoother and took slightly less time 😂
November 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Sorry I've not been on much today, I've been working on digitizing stuffs. Learned some new techniques and the second Skeleghost went much smoother and took slightly less time 😂
My 5 year old told me today he's a boygirl.
He's made comments before about having a grownup girl body AND a grownup boy body when he's, well, "grown up."
Oddly, this lines up with the dream I had while pregnant that said I would have a son AND a daughter, but only one child.
(+👇🏼)
He's made comments before about having a grownup girl body AND a grownup boy body when he's, well, "grown up."
Oddly, this lines up with the dream I had while pregnant that said I would have a son AND a daughter, but only one child.
(+👇🏼)
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My 5 year old told me today he's a boygirl.
He's made comments before about having a grownup girl body AND a grownup boy body when he's, well, "grown up."
Oddly, this lines up with the dream I had while pregnant that said I would have a son AND a daughter, but only one child.
(+👇🏼)
He's made comments before about having a grownup girl body AND a grownup boy body when he's, well, "grown up."
Oddly, this lines up with the dream I had while pregnant that said I would have a son AND a daughter, but only one child.
(+👇🏼)
To anybody who needs to know this: if you undercooked your pumpkin pie, you can throw a slice of it in the Air fryer at 375° for about 5-6 minutes and you'll have a perfectly cooked, warm-from-the-oven pumpkin pie breakfast.
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
To anybody who needs to know this: if you undercooked your pumpkin pie, you can throw a slice of it in the Air fryer at 375° for about 5-6 minutes and you'll have a perfectly cooked, warm-from-the-oven pumpkin pie breakfast.
I'm wrapped up in a hot pad and ready to relax.
I have noticed something, and I'm not sure if it's correlation or causation, but since I started reading every night to the internet, I've been sleeping soooo good. Some nights I know I didn't even move. Lots of dreams too. Perfect sleeps. 10/10.
I have noticed something, and I'm not sure if it's correlation or causation, but since I started reading every night to the internet, I've been sleeping soooo good. Some nights I know I didn't even move. Lots of dreams too. Perfect sleeps. 10/10.
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm wrapped up in a hot pad and ready to relax.
I have noticed something, and I'm not sure if it's correlation or causation, but since I started reading every night to the internet, I've been sleeping soooo good. Some nights I know I didn't even move. Lots of dreams too. Perfect sleeps. 10/10.
I have noticed something, and I'm not sure if it's correlation or causation, but since I started reading every night to the internet, I've been sleeping soooo good. Some nights I know I didn't even move. Lots of dreams too. Perfect sleeps. 10/10.
*looks at news feed*
Guess I'm gonna be a marshmallow on stream AGAIN.
It's amazing there's not an aneurysm epidemic going on.
Guess I'm gonna be a marshmallow on stream AGAIN.
It's amazing there's not an aneurysm epidemic going on.
ariel from the little mermaid is looking at a fish with the words " the human world is a mess " written below her
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November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
*looks at news feed*
Guess I'm gonna be a marshmallow on stream AGAIN.
It's amazing there's not an aneurysm epidemic going on.
Guess I'm gonna be a marshmallow on stream AGAIN.
It's amazing there's not an aneurysm epidemic going on.
It's windy, snowy, cold, and yet that won't stop me from my Black Friday tradition of leaving the house ONLY to get baked into a marshmallow 😶🌫️
My hair has no idea how to be normal for pics 😂
My hair has no idea how to be normal for pics 😂
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It's windy, snowy, cold, and yet that won't stop me from my Black Friday tradition of leaving the house ONLY to get baked into a marshmallow 😶🌫️
My hair has no idea how to be normal for pics 😂
My hair has no idea how to be normal for pics 😂
Pie saga ends with a bummer, but I know a few things that could have been the cause. Starting with suboptimal ingredient options and cooking it on the wrong rack level.
I learned much and ate even more today. Happy Thanksgiving, potatoes!
I learned much and ate even more today. Happy Thanksgiving, potatoes!
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Pie saga ends with a bummer, but I know a few things that could have been the cause. Starting with suboptimal ingredient options and cooking it on the wrong rack level.
I learned much and ate even more today. Happy Thanksgiving, potatoes!
I learned much and ate even more today. Happy Thanksgiving, potatoes!
About to go live on my patreon to finish yesterday's Sherlock Holmes tale and have a nice hangout with anybody who wanted to chill for Thanksgiving.
It's free, stop by if you want, no worries if not!
It's free, stop by if you want, no worries if not!
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
About to go live on my patreon to finish yesterday's Sherlock Holmes tale and have a nice hangout with anybody who wanted to chill for Thanksgiving.
It's free, stop by if you want, no worries if not!
It's free, stop by if you want, no worries if not!
Time to bulk up, babes 😋
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Time to bulk up, babes 😋
The food is ready and the munchies have kicked in. I timed that edible perfectly.
Time to EAT!!
Time to EAT!!
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The food is ready and the munchies have kicked in. I timed that edible perfectly.
Time to EAT!!
Time to EAT!!
I found a can of pumpkin! My family has decided to let me turn one of the other pies, for which a frozen crust was purchased, into a pumpkin pie!
I've never made a pumpkin pie, though I am an expert at eating them. I will be making my first attempt later today. Wish me luck!!
I've never made a pumpkin pie, though I am an expert at eating them. I will be making my first attempt later today. Wish me luck!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I found a can of pumpkin! My family has decided to let me turn one of the other pies, for which a frozen crust was purchased, into a pumpkin pie!
I've never made a pumpkin pie, though I am an expert at eating them. I will be making my first attempt later today. Wish me luck!!
I've never made a pumpkin pie, though I am an expert at eating them. I will be making my first attempt later today. Wish me luck!!
Happy Turkey Day! I'm grateful for all of my wonderful Internet friends, whom have supported me and cheered me on during these 2 years of my new life. I couldn't have done it without each of you, whether the impact was large or small. It all matters to me more than I can express.
Thank you 🖤
Thank you 🖤
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Happy Turkey Day! I'm grateful for all of my wonderful Internet friends, whom have supported me and cheered me on during these 2 years of my new life. I couldn't have done it without each of you, whether the impact was large or small. It all matters to me more than I can express.
Thank you 🖤
Thank you 🖤
Pie postponed.
I'll be making the two OTHER pies later, but they are the ones my dad likes. This pie was for me. My one "thing." My dad only likes the pudding-style pies, which are admittedly tasty, but apparently this Thanksgiving will be sans any of MY favorites. No pumpkin, no pecan, no fruit. 😮💨
I'll be making the two OTHER pies later, but they are the ones my dad likes. This pie was for me. My one "thing." My dad only likes the pudding-style pies, which are admittedly tasty, but apparently this Thanksgiving will be sans any of MY favorites. No pumpkin, no pecan, no fruit. 😮💨
Unfortunately, being a mere guest invited into my mother's domain (the kitchen) means my ingredients are not mine, they are everybody's.
Which means they may no longer be there when I need them. Pie is unable to be made. So I'll be trying again on Sunday after I go grocery shopping.
Which means they may no longer be there when I need them. Pie is unable to be made. So I'll be trying again on Sunday after I go grocery shopping.
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Pie postponed.
I'll be making the two OTHER pies later, but they are the ones my dad likes. This pie was for me. My one "thing." My dad only likes the pudding-style pies, which are admittedly tasty, but apparently this Thanksgiving will be sans any of MY favorites. No pumpkin, no pecan, no fruit. 😮💨
I'll be making the two OTHER pies later, but they are the ones my dad likes. This pie was for me. My one "thing." My dad only likes the pudding-style pies, which are admittedly tasty, but apparently this Thanksgiving will be sans any of MY favorites. No pumpkin, no pecan, no fruit. 😮💨
Pray for my pie. We're doing this without any of the proper tools outside of a rolling pin (thank GOD she has a rolling pin)
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Pray for my pie. We're doing this without any of the proper tools outside of a rolling pin (thank GOD she has a rolling pin)
I'm headed to bed. I'm making a pie from scratch tomorrow morning.
But also, tomorrow night at 9pm I'll still be going live until 10 pm. I know there's people who don't have people to spend Thanksgiving with, so, tomorrow night, you can spend it with me if you want. Story part won't take long 🖤
But also, tomorrow night at 9pm I'll still be going live until 10 pm. I know there's people who don't have people to spend Thanksgiving with, so, tomorrow night, you can spend it with me if you want. Story part won't take long 🖤
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I'm headed to bed. I'm making a pie from scratch tomorrow morning.
But also, tomorrow night at 9pm I'll still be going live until 10 pm. I know there's people who don't have people to spend Thanksgiving with, so, tomorrow night, you can spend it with me if you want. Story part won't take long 🖤
But also, tomorrow night at 9pm I'll still be going live until 10 pm. I know there's people who don't have people to spend Thanksgiving with, so, tomorrow night, you can spend it with me if you want. Story part won't take long 🖤
Tonight's Storytime is going to be interesting. Accidentally marshmallowed REALLY hard. Oof 😶🌫️
See you at 9pm 😬😂
See you at 9pm 😬😂
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Tonight's Storytime is going to be interesting. Accidentally marshmallowed REALLY hard. Oof 😶🌫️
See you at 9pm 😬😂
See you at 9pm 😬😂
Every day I see posts saying things like "This charismatic white dude is showing a spine! He should be our next president!"
The bar is so low men can trip their way into being the Dem Nominee. Yet ladies gotta pole-vault in so the men can get an upskirt view before saying "nah"
The bar is so low men can trip their way into being the Dem Nominee. Yet ladies gotta pole-vault in so the men can get an upskirt view before saying "nah"
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Every day I see posts saying things like "This charismatic white dude is showing a spine! He should be our next president!"
The bar is so low men can trip their way into being the Dem Nominee. Yet ladies gotta pole-vault in so the men can get an upskirt view before saying "nah"
The bar is so low men can trip their way into being the Dem Nominee. Yet ladies gotta pole-vault in so the men can get an upskirt view before saying "nah"
Thanks to my son, I now understand the level of sensory anguish people must be enduring when they tell me: "you talk a lot"
I have been sorry every time. I'm now even sorrier. To any who have endured my ceaseless enthusiasm via words: thank you for not murdering me.
I have been sorry every time. I'm now even sorrier. To any who have endured my ceaseless enthusiasm via words: thank you for not murdering me.
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Thanks to my son, I now understand the level of sensory anguish people must be enduring when they tell me: "you talk a lot"
I have been sorry every time. I'm now even sorrier. To any who have endured my ceaseless enthusiasm via words: thank you for not murdering me.
I have been sorry every time. I'm now even sorrier. To any who have endured my ceaseless enthusiasm via words: thank you for not murdering me.
Tonight I had to read this sentence with a straight face and actually managed for at least TWO full seconds.
Unfortunately I have a pubescent sense of humor and could not stop myself from laughing.
Oh well. I tried. 😂
Unfortunately I have a pubescent sense of humor and could not stop myself from laughing.
Oh well. I tried. 😂
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Tonight I had to read this sentence with a straight face and actually managed for at least TWO full seconds.
Unfortunately I have a pubescent sense of humor and could not stop myself from laughing.
Oh well. I tried. 😂
Unfortunately I have a pubescent sense of humor and could not stop myself from laughing.
Oh well. I tried. 😂
Marshmallow time?
Marshmallow time 🙂↕️
Marshmallow time 🙂↕️
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Marshmallow time?
Marshmallow time 🙂↕️
Marshmallow time 🙂↕️
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Link no longer works because Patreon sucks, but I'm still reading tonight!
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Link no longer works because Patreon sucks, but I'm still reading tonight!
Ten minutes until tonight's storytime if you want to stop by!
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November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Ten minutes until tonight's storytime if you want to stop by!
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Evil, evil things are brewing in my stomach 😬
Why do I always seem to forget that while *I* love cheese, cheese does NOT love me back?! 😭
Why do I always seem to forget that while *I* love cheese, cheese does NOT love me back?! 😭
a woman sitting at a table with her arms outstretched
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November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Evil, evil things are brewing in my stomach 😬
Why do I always seem to forget that while *I* love cheese, cheese does NOT love me back?! 😭
Why do I always seem to forget that while *I* love cheese, cheese does NOT love me back?! 😭
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Me: "if you wanna squeeze them and go 'honka honka' then I get to tug it and go 'choo choo!'"
Absolutely nobody:
Me: "if you wanna squeeze them and go 'honka honka' then I get to tug it and go 'choo choo!'"
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Me: "if you wanna squeeze them and go 'honka honka' then I get to tug it and go 'choo choo!'"
Absolutely nobody:
Me: "if you wanna squeeze them and go 'honka honka' then I get to tug it and go 'choo choo!'"