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tinkerhel.bsky.social
Hels 🧚🏻
@tinkerhel.bsky.social
Sarcastic, self deprecating, anxiety fuelled bundle of chaos but im adorable and hilarious too so y'know 🤷🏼‍♀️
Numbers 23 & 24 😍
April 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
So timelines align occasionally here too 😂😂
January 26, 2025 at 10:46 AM
The dog is a menace...!!! 😂😂
December 15, 2024 at 2:21 PM
So jealous of my boy right now....!!
December 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Got up st 3.30 to see the eldest off as he has gone to Italy, got back into bed for a couple hours and someone decided to push the law of boundaries.......the breathing in my ear was like sleeping next to darth vadar...!!!
December 10, 2024 at 10:56 AM
December 8, 2024 at 2:13 PM
December 8, 2024 at 2:13 PM
About last night ☺️☺️
December 8, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Im going out.....dont wait up 😏😏
December 7, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Ways to get the child out of bed......😂😂
December 7, 2024 at 10:17 AM
Saw the dpd driver on my doorbell while i was in club and he was beautiful, was sad i wasnt home so left him a review instead 🤣🤣 gutted i didn't leave my phone number now 😂😂
December 5, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Im sensing a theme 😂😂
December 4, 2024 at 7:57 PM
New hair 😬😬😬
December 3, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Im not the girl for you Vincent 😂😂😂
December 3, 2024 at 2:23 PM
My name is Archie

I stole small childs chocolate orange advent calendar and opened over half the doors and ate the chocolates.

Everyone is mad at me

Im a turd
December 2, 2024 at 6:12 PM
I shall be identifying as a fitted sheet for the first two reasons below from this moment on.....

I thank you for your support and paitience in this matter 😂😂
December 2, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Im so happy my christmas tree window has lived up to my expectations 🥹🥹
December 1, 2024 at 6:50 PM
No YOU'RE a spoilt little cow getting advent calendars off her parents at 45yrs of age 😏😏😏
December 1, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Bloody hell Dan.....you're on a dating app not facebook marketplace selling your clapped out fridge freezer 🙄🙄
November 30, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Im just a girl, in her beetlejuice pjs, waiting for her dinner....!!

Also in bed before 7pm on a Saturday night because small child has taken over the living room with her mate.....😂
November 30, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Did stuff.....

Also yes i made myself a queen for my 100th visit to club because im extra like that 😂😂
November 30, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Piss off Bill 🙄🙄
November 27, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Me - so ive got a day off, i can get sorting the house etc

Also me - narrated by Tom Hardy you say...???
November 25, 2024 at 8:56 AM
Reason number 359 why I hate Faceache! Posts like this that have been repeated for the last 15yrs and arent funny but people comment pretending they are 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️😂😂

Can you tell im tired and moody 🤣🤣🤣
November 25, 2024 at 8:31 AM
Ive taken better quizzes in take a break magazine cant lie....😬
November 24, 2024 at 11:30 PM