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Hels 🧚🏻
@tinkerhel.bsky.social
Sarcastic, self deprecating, anxiety fuelled bundle of chaos but im adorable and hilarious too so y'know 🤷🏼‍♀️
Both kids are out, and im sat in bed with my sleepy tea watching chicago fire!!!

I really need to get a frigging life 🙄
May 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I saw a thing yesterday saying 'im not my types type' 😂😂😂

I laugh because its true....

........i also cry for this reason too 😂😂😂
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April 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Numbers 23 & 24 😍
April 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Im going to (hopefully) see my Tom tomorrow 😬😬😬😬😬😬
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April 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Mobland new episode day...!!!

So by my new tradition we start at episode 1 again not just watch the new one....means more tom time 🤷🏼‍♀️

Its fine at the moment but i can see a flaw in my plan when im 8 episodes deep or however many it has 😂😂😂😂
April 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Ok so im here again....kinda lost my mojo but there's only so many random conversations i can have with the dog before he blocks me so you lot will need to deal with me instead 🤷🏼‍♀️😂
April 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Yellowstone are lying to me.....this is the ONLY acceptable explanation for this new series!!!!
December 15, 2024 at 9:39 PM
The dog is a menace...!!! 😂😂
December 15, 2024 at 2:21 PM
So jealous of my boy right now....!!
December 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Got up st 3.30 to see the eldest off as he has gone to Italy, got back into bed for a couple hours and someone decided to push the law of boundaries.......the breathing in my ear was like sleeping next to darth vadar...!!!
December 10, 2024 at 10:56 AM
About last night ☺️☺️
December 8, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Im going out.....dont wait up 😏😏
December 7, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Ways to get the child out of bed......😂😂
December 7, 2024 at 10:17 AM
Alright bluesters....what's occurring? 👀
December 6, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Saw the dpd driver on my doorbell while i was in club and he was beautiful, was sad i wasnt home so left him a review instead 🤣🤣 gutted i didn't leave my phone number now 😂😂
December 5, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Im sensing a theme 😂😂
December 4, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Just closed my laptop...!!

Im meant to finish work at 2 😭😭
S T R E S S E D

D A

F U Q

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SEND NUDES....!!!

(Not you!)
December 4, 2024 at 5:33 PM
S T R E S S E D

D A

F U Q

O U T

SEND NUDES....!!!

(Not you!)
December 4, 2024 at 12:56 PM
New hair 😬😬😬
December 3, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Im not the girl for you Vincent 😂😂😂
December 3, 2024 at 2:23 PM
So it all kicked off at club this morning.....a newbie had a pop at a very loved club member which as you can imagine went down like a lead balloon....plus side we have all rallied and now meeting for impromptu lunch together to make sure our girl is ok...!!
December 3, 2024 at 12:00 PM
My name is Archie

I stole small childs chocolate orange advent calendar and opened over half the doors and ate the chocolates.

Everyone is mad at me

Im a turd
December 2, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Ive just been steaming curtains......does this mean im an adult now??
December 2, 2024 at 3:54 PM
I shall be identifying as a fitted sheet for the first two reasons below from this moment on.....

I thank you for your support and paitience in this matter 😂😂
December 2, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Been in this house since July and today i FINALLY get curtains in my bedroom and living room...!! Im a little emotional 😂😂
December 2, 2024 at 8:19 AM