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An aging, red-state liberal desperately seeking reasons to keep hope alive in the urban wilds of Alaska. All views expressed here are my own.
Meanwhile the Epstein files …
Trump Orders Unsealing of All Files on Amelia Earhart and Her Disappearance www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/u...
#trumpisarapist #epsteinfiles
Trump Orders Unsealing of All Files on Amelia Earhart and Her Disappearance www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/u...
#trumpisarapist #epsteinfiles
Trump Orders Unsealing of All Files on Amelia Earhart and Her Disappearance
www.nytimes.com
September 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Meanwhile the Epstein files …
Trump Orders Unsealing of All Files on Amelia Earhart and Her Disappearance www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/u...
#trumpisarapist #epsteinfiles
Trump Orders Unsealing of All Files on Amelia Earhart and Her Disappearance www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/u...
#trumpisarapist #epsteinfiles
Even when Cruz almost gets it right, he gets it wrong. It’s not about how this could later hurt Republicans. It’s about the loss of every American’s constitutional rights.
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) warned that letting the government threaten to censor voices it doesn’t like could hurt the political right if Democrats return to power.
September 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Even when Cruz almost gets it right, he gets it wrong. It’s not about how this could later hurt Republicans. It’s about the loss of every American’s constitutional rights.
Jimmy Kimmel had the audacity to annoy the Fuhrer. This nation is falling apart. I stand with Kimmel.
September 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Jimmy Kimmel had the audacity to annoy the Fuhrer. This nation is falling apart. I stand with Kimmel.
For a guy who recently ordered the murder of 11 people in a boat, Little Donny Two Scoops sure seems bent out of shape about the shooting of one guy.
September 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
For a guy who recently ordered the murder of 11 people in a boat, Little Donny Two Scoops sure seems bent out of shape about the shooting of one guy.
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal.”
—Charlie Kirk, Fucking Idiot
—Charlie Kirk, Fucking Idiot
September 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal.”
—Charlie Kirk, Fucking Idiot
—Charlie Kirk, Fucking Idiot
Flying into New Orleans, I was served a drink by a flight attendant named Katrina. Ya can’t make that shit up.
September 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Flying into New Orleans, I was served a drink by a flight attendant named Katrina. Ya can’t make that shit up.
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Remember when COVID vaccines were first available? Remember how they saved lives and helped us move toward normalcy? Remember how relieved and grateful we were? Remember how amazing our healthcare workers were? Remember how science rescued us?
August 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Remember when COVID vaccines were first available? Remember how they saved lives and helped us move toward normalcy? Remember how relieved and grateful we were? Remember how amazing our healthcare workers were? Remember how science rescued us?
This Alaska resident says sign me up! National healthcare, sensible politics AND poutine? Hell yes! www.adn.com/opinions/202...
Opinion: Why Canada needs to annex Alaska
Alaska brings oil, gas and Jewel; Canada offers the CBC and plowed roads.
www.adn.com
August 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This Alaska resident says sign me up! National healthcare, sensible politics AND poutine? Hell yes! www.adn.com/opinions/202...
August 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Trump Bows to Putin’s Approach on Ukraine: No Cease-Fire, Deadlines or Sanctions #trump #putin #ukraine www.nytimes.com/2025/08/16/u...
August 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Trump Bows to Putin’s Approach on Ukraine: No Cease-Fire, Deadlines or Sanctions #trump #putin #ukraine www.nytimes.com/2025/08/16/u...
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The first "sin" in the Bible is gaining knowledge. I feel like so many American Christians opened the book, read up to that point, and thought "This has already been a sinful amount of reading I've just done. Better stop now," and never opened another book ever again.
August 12, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The first "sin" in the Bible is gaining knowledge. I feel like so many American Christians opened the book, read up to that point, and thought "This has already been a sinful amount of reading I've just done. Better stop now," and never opened another book ever again.
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First it was troops in L.A., sent to provoke and assault peaceful protesters under the banner of “immigration enforcement.” Now it’s troops in our capital to disappear the homeless. See the pattern? Sooner or later, the monster comes for us all.
August 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
First it was troops in L.A., sent to provoke and assault peaceful protesters under the banner of “immigration enforcement.” Now it’s troops in our capital to disappear the homeless. See the pattern? Sooner or later, the monster comes for us all.
This is how you condition people to the idea of martial law.
U.S. Military Is Preparing to Deploy National Guard in D.C., Official Says www.nytimes.com/2025/08/11/u...
U.S. Military Is Preparing to Deploy National Guard in D.C., Official Says www.nytimes.com/2025/08/11/u...
U.S. Military Is Preparing to Deploy National Guard in D.C., Official Says
www.nytimes.com
August 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
This is how you condition people to the idea of martial law.
U.S. Military Is Preparing to Deploy National Guard in D.C., Official Says www.nytimes.com/2025/08/11/u...
U.S. Military Is Preparing to Deploy National Guard in D.C., Official Says www.nytimes.com/2025/08/11/u...
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This is another post breaking down our last post.
The Justice Department’s decision to fire a judge-appointed U.S. Attorney and reinstate Trump’s preferred pick, without Senate confirmation, isn’t just unusual. It’s a direct attack on the separation of powers that defines American democracy.
The Justice Department’s decision to fire a judge-appointed U.S. Attorney and reinstate Trump’s preferred pick, without Senate confirmation, isn’t just unusual. It’s a direct attack on the separation of powers that defines American democracy.
July 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This is another post breaking down our last post.
The Justice Department’s decision to fire a judge-appointed U.S. Attorney and reinstate Trump’s preferred pick, without Senate confirmation, isn’t just unusual. It’s a direct attack on the separation of powers that defines American democracy.
The Justice Department’s decision to fire a judge-appointed U.S. Attorney and reinstate Trump’s preferred pick, without Senate confirmation, isn’t just unusual. It’s a direct attack on the separation of powers that defines American democracy.
Republicans have their tongues so far up Trump’s ass, even HE can taste it.
How about we don’t rename the Kennedy Center’s Opera House after Melania Trump? Just a thought. The amendment was approved in a 33–25 vote by the House Appropriations Committee and added to the fiscal year 2026 Interior funding legislation.
US House spending panel votes to rename Kennedy Center Opera House for Melania Trump
Republicans on the U.S. House Appropriations Committee voted Tuesday to rename the Opera House at the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C., for first lady Melania Trump.
www.newsfromthestates.com
July 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Republicans have their tongues so far up Trump’s ass, even HE can taste it.
So DOJ wants to hear from Ghislaine Maxwell? I hope she sings like a canary. I also hope she doesn’t get Epsteined in her cell before testifying. Watch yer six, Jizzy.
#epsteinfiles #ghislainemaxwell
#epsteinfiles #ghislainemaxwell
July 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
So DOJ wants to hear from Ghislaine Maxwell? I hope she sings like a canary. I also hope she doesn’t get Epsteined in her cell before testifying. Watch yer six, Jizzy.
#epsteinfiles #ghislainemaxwell
#epsteinfiles #ghislainemaxwell
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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Niall Maher. #NewYorkerCartoons
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July 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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A CEO walks into KFC and says, “I’d like three pieces of chicken.”
The woman behind the counter says, “And for your side?”
“Oh, nothing. She ate at the Coldplay concert.”
#coldplay #coldplayceo
The woman behind the counter says, “And for your side?”
“Oh, nothing. She ate at the Coldplay concert.”
#coldplay #coldplayceo
July 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A CEO walks into KFC and says, “I’d like three pieces of chicken.”
The woman behind the counter says, “And for your side?”
“Oh, nothing. She ate at the Coldplay concert.”
#coldplay #coldplayceo
The woman behind the counter says, “And for your side?”
“Oh, nothing. She ate at the Coldplay concert.”
#coldplay #coldplayceo
Remembering our 2018 trip to the North Rim this morning, and feeling saddened by the loss of the beautiful Grand Canyon Lodge. #GrandCanyon
July 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Remembering our 2018 trip to the North Rim this morning, and feeling saddened by the loss of the beautiful Grand Canyon Lodge. #GrandCanyon
@garmin.com, fix your firmware. A sports watch should be able to track the mountain bike ride of a 62–year-old man without frequently canceling the ride and trying to send an emergency message because it wrongly thinks I’ve crashed.
July 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
@garmin.com, fix your firmware. A sports watch should be able to track the mountain bike ride of a 62–year-old man without frequently canceling the ride and trying to send an emergency message because it wrongly thinks I’ve crashed.
Are we great again yet?
#trumpisamoron
The Dollar Has Its Worst Start to a Year Since 1973 www.nytimes.com/2025/06/30/b...
#trumpisamoron
The Dollar Has Its Worst Start to a Year Since 1973 www.nytimes.com/2025/06/30/b...
The Dollar Has Its Worst Start to a Year Since 1973
www.nytimes.com
June 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Are we great again yet?
#trumpisamoron
The Dollar Has Its Worst Start to a Year Since 1973 www.nytimes.com/2025/06/30/b...
#trumpisamoron
The Dollar Has Its Worst Start to a Year Since 1973 www.nytimes.com/2025/06/30/b...