timpz
@timpz.bsky.social
Former speedrunner, casual SSBM player, currently learning game engine programming in C/C++. Making my own things from scratch.
www.timpz.tv
www.timpz.tv
After 15 years I finally got my German driving license! I never had the opportunity as a teenager nor a need for it as an adult until now, so I'm pleased to say that I passed with almost no issues or mistakes. Let me tell you about the process! 🧵
#driving #license #germany #fuhrerschein
#driving #license #germany #fuhrerschein
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
After 15 years I finally got my German driving license! I never had the opportunity as a teenager nor a need for it as an adult until now, so I'm pleased to say that I passed with almost no issues or mistakes. Let me tell you about the process! 🧵
#driving #license #germany #fuhrerschein
#driving #license #germany #fuhrerschein
More wife memes, I'm telling her she should get an account 😂
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
More wife memes, I'm telling her she should get an account 😂
Two years ago I created a new losslessly compressed image format in C++ but never released it. Now it's finally public, with an article written about it and an application to use it.
Please, take a look if you're interested 😄!
timpz.tv/pages/yoga
#c #cpp #compression #indiedev #dev #analysis
Please, take a look if you're interested 😄!
timpz.tv/pages/yoga
#c #cpp #compression #indiedev #dev #analysis
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Two years ago I created a new losslessly compressed image format in C++ but never released it. Now it's finally public, with an article written about it and an application to use it.
Please, take a look if you're interested 😄!
timpz.tv/pages/yoga
#c #cpp #compression #indiedev #dev #analysis
Please, take a look if you're interested 😄!
timpz.tv/pages/yoga
#c #cpp #compression #indiedev #dev #analysis
My wife just discovered Wind Waker and now she's making memes comparing me to Link 😂
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My wife just discovered Wind Waker and now she's making memes comparing me to Link 😂
Wow, I can't believe the largest online retailer in the EU is blatantly violating EU law 😱
www.amazon.de/-/en/12-Stre...
www.amazon.de/-/en/12-Stre...
October 8, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Wow, I can't believe the largest online retailer in the EU is blatantly violating EU law 😱
www.amazon.de/-/en/12-Stre...
www.amazon.de/-/en/12-Stre...
Beginning of October btw 😵💫
October 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Beginning of October btw 😵💫
If there's 1 tip I would give for cooking, it's to buy your spices in bulk. You'll be shocked when you find that 500g in a bag costs the same as 75g (or 5 of these store bottles) from the store. Here is 43€ worth of 12 different spices for the next couple years.
September 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If there's 1 tip I would give for cooking, it's to buy your spices in bulk. You'll be shocked when you find that 500g in a bag costs the same as 75g (or 5 of these store bottles) from the store. Here is 43€ worth of 12 different spices for the next couple years.
When you finally come back from the trip 🥰
September 3, 2025 at 9:22 AM
When you finally come back from the trip 🥰
When you try to pack for a trip 😄🥺
September 3, 2025 at 9:17 AM
When you try to pack for a trip 😄🥺
Google: spends nearly a trillion $ on algorithms & AI research + has almost 20 years of watch, subscription & tracking history.
Also Google: for months you blocked 100s of shorts about car maintenance & woodworking but maybe this time is different because idk you're male & in your 30s or smth...
Also Google: for months you blocked 100s of shorts about car maintenance & woodworking but maybe this time is different because idk you're male & in your 30s or smth...
August 30, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Google: spends nearly a trillion $ on algorithms & AI research + has almost 20 years of watch, subscription & tracking history.
Also Google: for months you blocked 100s of shorts about car maintenance & woodworking but maybe this time is different because idk you're male & in your 30s or smth...
Also Google: for months you blocked 100s of shorts about car maintenance & woodworking but maybe this time is different because idk you're male & in your 30s or smth...
Cost of driving 680km: ~65€
Time to drive 680km: ~7h
DB - hold my beer
Cost: 130-200€ per person
Time: 9h
Can someone from der Bundestag help me budget this?
Time to drive 680km: ~7h
DB - hold my beer
Cost: 130-200€ per person
Time: 9h
Can someone from der Bundestag help me budget this?
August 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Cost of driving 680km: ~65€
Time to drive 680km: ~7h
DB - hold my beer
Cost: 130-200€ per person
Time: 9h
Can someone from der Bundestag help me budget this?
Time to drive 680km: ~7h
DB - hold my beer
Cost: 130-200€ per person
Time: 9h
Can someone from der Bundestag help me budget this?
It's pretty crazy to see so many script kiddies cash in with videos getting 100k+ views criticising piratesoftware for the most trivial things like if(integer==1) instead of if(integer) or a switch with 1 case when they literally don't even know how many values that int can be or is planned to have.
July 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
It's pretty crazy to see so many script kiddies cash in with videos getting 100k+ views criticising piratesoftware for the most trivial things like if(integer==1) instead of if(integer) or a switch with 1 case when they literally don't even know how many values that int can be or is planned to have.
Really happy about winning amateur bracket at Himmel und Ääd 2! I feel really close to a breakout tournament, everyone should have the pleasure of having a crowd cheering for you while you're playing at your best! 😄
June 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Really happy about winning amateur bracket at Himmel und Ääd 2! I feel really close to a breakout tournament, everyone should have the pleasure of having a crowd cheering for you while you're playing at your best! 😄
We just found life on Mars 🤯
June 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We just found life on Mars 🤯
this is who runs this account
June 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
this is who runs this account
Reposted by timpz
Last night in Melee:
1. HIYA won Lost Level without dropping a set
2. timpz turned his losing streak against Happy around
3. Happy recruited some more signups for Himmel und Ääd 2 (www.start.gg/hua2)
4. Arie continues to show the real meaning of the "Naiwo sweep"
5. Everyone had a good time
1. HIYA won Lost Level without dropping a set
2. timpz turned his losing streak against Happy around
3. Happy recruited some more signups for Himmel und Ääd 2 (www.start.gg/hua2)
4. Arie continues to show the real meaning of the "Naiwo sweep"
5. Everyone had a good time
June 4, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Last night in Melee:
1. HIYA won Lost Level without dropping a set
2. timpz turned his losing streak against Happy around
3. Happy recruited some more signups for Himmel und Ääd 2 (www.start.gg/hua2)
4. Arie continues to show the real meaning of the "Naiwo sweep"
5. Everyone had a good time
1. HIYA won Lost Level without dropping a set
2. timpz turned his losing streak against Happy around
3. Happy recruited some more signups for Himmel und Ääd 2 (www.start.gg/hua2)
4. Arie continues to show the real meaning of the "Naiwo sweep"
5. Everyone had a good time
Reposted by timpz
happy birthday to Deirdre Skye, leader of Gaia's Stepdaughters, canonically born today, May 28, 2025.
May 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
happy birthday to Deirdre Skye, leader of Gaia's Stepdaughters, canonically born today, May 28, 2025.
No idea how common this is but that's the first time I've seen such names 😄
May 27, 2025 at 7:09 AM
No idea how common this is but that's the first time I've seen such names 😄
Reposted by timpz
Thread of interesting tidbits about this PR:
Hereby announcing the third iteration of our yearly local Melee Cologne PR (=LLM "Season 3")
May 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Thread of interesting tidbits about this PR:
Reposted by timpz
Hereby announcing the third iteration of our yearly local Melee Cologne PR (=LLM "Season 3")
May 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hereby announcing the third iteration of our yearly local Melee Cologne PR (=LLM "Season 3")
Reposted by timpz
I met Hax$ at one of the very first Nightclub tournaments in September 2019. He was super friendly and accommodating to me despite being a stranger, and back then I could see for myself why he was so well liked and respected.
My biggest condolences to his family and friends, R.I.P.
My biggest condolences to his family and friends, R.I.P.
March 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I met Hax$ at one of the very first Nightclub tournaments in September 2019. He was super friendly and accommodating to me despite being a stranger, and back then I could see for myself why he was so well liked and respected.
My biggest condolences to his family and friends, R.I.P.
My biggest condolences to his family and friends, R.I.P.
Making some Phobs on a Saturday ✒️🔥🎮
March 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Making some Phobs on a Saturday ✒️🔥🎮
Reposted by timpz
Who challenges the King of Cologne?
March 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Who challenges the King of Cologne?