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Absent.
June 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Name removed because it doesn't matter.
But god do I hate this.

It is not remotely underrated.
It made 220 million off a 47 million budget.
May 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
There have been incredible philosophers, who looked at the human condition. How we work, what even is morality.

Some of them saw great truths, eons ahead of their time.
May 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I can handle this one.
They are robots. In disguise.
May 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The sheer speed at which dudes online switch to big words the moment a woman calls them out.
May 6, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Do we actually have any better jokes than Meowdy and Yee Claw? This reporter; says no.
May 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Meta uses a special counting system.
The one you use when teaching a toddler who has no interest in being there.
April 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
🧵 Australia’s relationship with real estate is uniquely toxic.

Here, buying investment property isn’t just a wealthy person’s game. It’s treated like a retirement plan. People pull equity from their home, buy another, and expect rent to cover everything: mortgage, fees, maintenance. Zero input.
April 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
April 15, 2025 at 5:30 AM
April 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
April 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
No surprise here.
April 1, 2025 at 9:56 AM
How come we only get one cereal in landscape and all the others are portrait mode?
March 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
March 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
This is such quality content as they get dumber. Reply by reply.

Why would anyone be confused by random sculptures, in a world full of them?

Guy thinks rust just 100% destroys things in 5 years.

And then, there's no moisture in the ground.

😂
March 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
March 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Hey ChatGPT write me an apology about picking up a baby wombat and include these points.
March 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I am certain I've shared it before.
But I love this song!
March 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
March 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I really want to pick up an old copy of this for nostalgia reasons. But I am not paying $150 for it.

That's insane.
March 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
March 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I made this a decade ago telling my then 12yr old "Sharks are like the firefighters of the sea".

And I laugh like an idiot every time it shows up in FB memories.
March 7, 2025 at 9:35 AM
That's it.
The literal President of the United States is calling for genocide. I've got nothing left to comprehend this timeline.

"To finish the job". I don't even know to process this.
March 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You have to get to MEL BORN! MEL BORN, OSSS STRAY LEAH in order to get the plane that flies to Los Angeles!
March 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
#GameDev can mean some interesting searches.
January 6, 2025 at 7:50 AM