Tim Parent 🇨🇦
@timparent.bsky.social
Former broadcast journalist turned freelance writer & communications consultant. Advocate for creativity. Purveyor of quality memes. I am very serious about being silly.
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Probably because they're fucking rad, man.
Glowing bats may sound like Halloween decor, but researchers in Georgia have discovered certain species of North American bats that are capable of the unusual trick. https://cnn.it/4oby4YP
October 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Probably because they're fucking rad, man.
Shout-out to the grandma I saw at IKEA wearing a sweater that said "Knit Fast, Die Warm"
October 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Shout-out to the grandma I saw at IKEA wearing a sweater that said "Knit Fast, Die Warm"
"ItS thE DeMoCRatS"
October 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"ItS thE DeMoCRatS"
Imagine thinking Kid Rock is relevant in 2025.
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
October 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Imagine thinking Kid Rock is relevant in 2025.
The vibes are incomprehensible, at best.
October 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The vibes are incomprehensible, at best.
I've watched the Vladdy Jr./David Ortiz "DAAAA YANKEES LOSE" video so many times today, and it makes me laugh every. single. time.
October 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I've watched the Vladdy Jr./David Ortiz "DAAAA YANKEES LOSE" video so many times today, and it makes me laugh every. single. time.
Didn't see anybody get raptured today, but here's a 2025 Ford Raptor
September 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Didn't see anybody get raptured today, but here's a 2025 Ford Raptor
This entire Jimmy Kimmel situation has made people care about network television more than they ever have in decades.
September 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This entire Jimmy Kimmel situation has made people care about network television more than they ever have in decades.
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Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today
September 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today
Rest easy, Robert Redford, and thanks for gifting us one of the all-time GOATed memes.
September 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Rest easy, Robert Redford, and thanks for gifting us one of the all-time GOATed memes.
Labubu is the new Funko Pops, which was the new Beanie Babies, which was the new Cabbage Patch Kids...
August 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Labubu is the new Funko Pops, which was the new Beanie Babies, which was the new Cabbage Patch Kids...
If you'd like to feel old, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure was released 40 years ago today.
August 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
If you'd like to feel old, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure was released 40 years ago today.
I love how they flipped the script on the ditzy blonde trope by always making Jennifer Marlowe the smartest person in the room. She played the character to perfection. Rest easy, Loni Anderson.
August 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I love how they flipped the script on the ditzy blonde trope by always making Jennifer Marlowe the smartest person in the room. She played the character to perfection. Rest easy, Loni Anderson.
"All of our infrastructure was built for a climate that no longer exists."
Saw that on a TikTok video showing the flash flooding in Texas and now New Mexico.
If that sentence doesn't give you pause or scare the hell out of you, I don't know what to tell you.
Saw that on a TikTok video showing the flash flooding in Texas and now New Mexico.
If that sentence doesn't give you pause or scare the hell out of you, I don't know what to tell you.
July 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"All of our infrastructure was built for a climate that no longer exists."
Saw that on a TikTok video showing the flash flooding in Texas and now New Mexico.
If that sentence doesn't give you pause or scare the hell out of you, I don't know what to tell you.
Saw that on a TikTok video showing the flash flooding in Texas and now New Mexico.
If that sentence doesn't give you pause or scare the hell out of you, I don't know what to tell you.
Everything is a conspiracy when you're too ignorant to understand how anything works.
MAGA having a real normal one in response to the tragic flooding in Texas
July 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Everything is a conspiracy when you're too ignorant to understand how anything works.
Are the Edmonton Oilers the Toronto Maple Leafs of the Stanley Cup Finals? #stanleycupfinals
June 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Are the Edmonton Oilers the Toronto Maple Leafs of the Stanley Cup Finals? #stanleycupfinals
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Jethro Tull is the most Star Wars name of a real person there is
May 31, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Jethro Tull is the most Star Wars name of a real person there is
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Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...
May 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...
He's still big mad about the TACO thing. #TacoFriday
May 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
He's still big mad about the TACO thing. #TacoFriday
Where's Stone Cold Steve Austin when we need him?
Linda McMahon: "Universities should continue to be able to do research as long as they're abiding by the laws and in sync, I think, with the administration and what the administration is trying to accomplish."
May 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Where's Stone Cold Steve Austin when we need him?
