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Timothy Malcolm
@timothymalcolm.bsky.social
Writer, editor, podcaster. Food, travel, baseball, culture, music, beer.
This is a man who, despite this constant turnover, has been to two Super Bowls, winning one, and two national championship games.
Jalen Hurts play callers since 2016
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Kevin Patullo’s playcalling is like me playing Madden while angry.
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Dad just checked in
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Everybody is talking about AJ Brown but I’m admiring @patgallen.bsky.social and his LASER FOCUS.
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Jim Nantz just said “six seven” and my entire house’s radar went nuts.
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Thinking of the time 19 years ago when I told my boss I liked Elvis Costello and he responded with “Good manners and bad breath …”
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
12 girls between the ages of 6 and 9 will be at our house tonight for a karaoke birthday party.

Pray for me, brothers and sisters.
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I’ve been telling people for YEARS. Feels like a moment for Aga’s.
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Tapping the sign
Eagles problems this year have been 95% coaching.
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Incredible that Nick Sirianni is the winningest head coach by win percentage in like THE SUPER BOWL ERA.
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Such a conservative gameplan despite having a PROVEN offense that’s arguably one of the most talented in modern football history should be a massive talking point each week. Talking heads should be shouting about it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Eagles problems this year have been 95% coaching.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I mean maybe they should’ve traded AJ Brown. Not like they’re gonna use him.
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Decided to drive to New Orleans today. First time in the city. Drowning in gin and seafood.
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Texas voters: PLEASE read up on these proposed constitutional amendments. The language in the voting booth is purposely vague.
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Jonathan Gannon’s Arizona Cardinals are absolutely going to blow this game.
November 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Ok I played a LOT of video game baseball back then and this is the first I’ve ever heard of this game.
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We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Wah wah Joe Carter wah wah

(I’m a sicko and cool with this)
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
A bunt?! Toronto is gonna lose now.
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Kike Hernandez is Teemu Kato Kaelin
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
WHAT
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Jesus, Vladdy rocks. What a play.
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Alejandro Kirk looks like Teemu Mike Trout
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
See the Blue Jays are being annoying. I kind of need the Dodgers to win now.
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM