Fuck yeah! Congratulations!

Don’t forget to hydrate!

Wishbone was robbed

Omg this is so extra I love it

Happy birthday!

THAT FACE!

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

The AI is so bad! Besides his giant head and baby arms, what’s going on with his shirt? And also none of the words match the mouth movements in the video!

This makes me never want to go to one of these events, which is a shame because gay guys and chocolate are two of my favorite things!

Side note: the festive double espresso is delightful!

My friend who peer pressured me into buying it insisted that the secret gift isn’t always a mug. I’ll keep you updated.

The journey I went on seeing these prices. “Wow, $125? That’s pricey…..” “$325!? Surely that’s gotta be the most expensive one….”

The food ones dropped the other day

I got the Nespresso one this year and ever since I bought it I’ve been assaulted my ads for other ones

For everyone wondering, we went with a sort of olive green (still gotta take the tape off the ceiling lol)

Right? Like if I hate it, we can just paint over it again. And yet….