Tim Clark
@timothydclark.bsky.social
Group Editorial Director, Games - Future. Doomy gooner. Hearthstone survivor. Destiny 2 Warlock main. Lapsed Cheeseburger connoisseur.
Horror tropes that mark a movie out as made by hacks:
* Young couple mourning death of a child is haunted by the manifestation of their trauma
* Child draws ominous crayon scrawls at school
* Crow flies into window as portent of impending doom
(Last one did happen to me and was scary tbf.)
* Young couple mourning death of a child is haunted by the manifestation of their trauma
* Child draws ominous crayon scrawls at school
* Crow flies into window as portent of impending doom
(Last one did happen to me and was scary tbf.)
October 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Horror tropes that mark a movie out as made by hacks:
* Young couple mourning death of a child is haunted by the manifestation of their trauma
* Child draws ominous crayon scrawls at school
* Crow flies into window as portent of impending doom
(Last one did happen to me and was scary tbf.)
* Young couple mourning death of a child is haunted by the manifestation of their trauma
* Child draws ominous crayon scrawls at school
* Crow flies into window as portent of impending doom
(Last one did happen to me and was scary tbf.)
It’s giving agents Johnson and Johnson from Die Hard.
September 12, 2025 at 6:18 AM
It’s giving agents Johnson and Johnson from Die Hard.
I feel like whenever this guy appears on your screen you know some horrendous shit is about to go down.
September 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I feel like whenever this guy appears on your screen you know some horrendous shit is about to go down.
Honestly, I kinda love this for Ben Affleck.
July 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Honestly, I kinda love this for Ben Affleck.
Our last day using Parsely. Feels like an appropriate way to go out. Pouring one out for a real one.
July 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Our last day using Parsely. Feels like an appropriate way to go out. Pouring one out for a real one.
Another day in the Slack trenches with @woodwould.bsky.social
July 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Another day in the Slack trenches with @woodwould.bsky.social
Boiled Kuckles? Void Beaks? Sacks of Nuts? I've been badgering @robinlvalentine.bsky.social to get our 'match the currency to the game' quiz live for ages, only to shame myself answering it. It's tough, try it: www.pcgamer.com/games/can-yo...
July 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Boiled Kuckles? Void Beaks? Sacks of Nuts? I've been badgering @robinlvalentine.bsky.social to get our 'match the currency to the game' quiz live for ages, only to shame myself answering it. It's tough, try it: www.pcgamer.com/games/can-yo...
A rat just fell off our gate and onto my foot, AMA.
June 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
A rat just fell off our gate and onto my foot, AMA.
Biblically accurate Tooth Fairy.
🦷🧚
🦷🧚
June 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Biblically accurate Tooth Fairy.
🦷🧚
🦷🧚
Snagged a ticket to see Godspeed You! Black Emperor in a graveyard. Surely going to be the best venue since I saw them in a chapel at sunset.
May 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Snagged a ticket to see Godspeed You! Black Emperor in a graveyard. Surely going to be the best venue since I saw them in a chapel at sunset.
I know it's a bore to bang on about the state of AI search snippets, but look at the state of this. It beggars belief that an industry titan like Google just happily shits this stuff out, while at the same time lecturing people who actually create real content on the internet about reliability.
May 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I know it's a bore to bang on about the state of AI search snippets, but look at the state of this. It beggars belief that an industry titan like Google just happily shits this stuff out, while at the same time lecturing people who actually create real content on the internet about reliability.
These are some S-tier apples
May 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
These are some S-tier apples
“Corporate wants you to spot the difference between the two pictures.”
May 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“Corporate wants you to spot the difference between the two pictures.”
It’s giving Elijah Wood in Sin City
April 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It’s giving Elijah Wood in Sin City
Something like that.
April 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Something like that.
Pick one nickname challenge: Impossible.
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
April 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Pick one nickname challenge: Impossible.
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
April 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Also, this city is once again asking you to check out the…
March 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Also, this city is once again asking you to check out the…
Slack being down is my Zero Day.
February 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Slack being down is my Zero Day.
For me “I have no mouth and I must scream” = “I have two dogs now and I have go abroad.”
January 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
For me “I have no mouth and I must scream” = “I have two dogs now and I have go abroad.”
Also here’s a picture of my puppy, who is a child genius. And that’s enough blueskying for one day.
July 3, 2023 at 10:39 PM
Also here’s a picture of my puppy, who is a child genius. And that’s enough blueskying for one day.
