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The Lady With The Hammer. Lawyer, Jersey City Enjoyer. 🏳️‍⚧️

Signal: @tornando.27
came home from the city to a small very dead bird on the bedroom floor. cats milling around like nothing ever happened, who knows where that bird corpse came from, etc

they’re a menace to society
November 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
my franchise: exercised
November 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
second the notion
October 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
October 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
One King
October 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
October 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
October 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
i think i’m going to need this later
October 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
So in James’s case it should make no difference that the property she allegedly got “by fraud” (🙄) was in EDVA. She has to have transmitted the forms in EDVA for there to be venue for § 1014.
October 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
CA4 decided this year in a case called U.S. v. Mosby that venue for mortgage fraud (18 USC § 1014) lies only in the district in which the alleged false statement is submitted to the lender. Not where it’s written or signed. cases.justia.com/federal/appe...
October 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
there’s no way to make the radish cakes look appetizing but they are a perfect little snack
October 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Judge Immergut didn’t leave that loophole, I think. although it’d be very funny if they try Title 32 troops next (“your honor, they’re not federalized!”)
October 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I think paragraph 7 of KJI’s new TRO makes it substantially more likely it’ll get treated like a preliminary injunction by appeals courts
October 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
new TRO granted restraining Ds from deploying any NG from anywhere into Portland
October 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
“this is Judge Immergut Jake are we ready to go”
October 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
sometimes if you need something done you gotta do it yourself
October 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
christ of course this guy is the Ward E councilman
October 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“ok grandpa let’s get you to bed”
October 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Ed didn’t fast at all but he still had complaints
October 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
me too, buddy, me too
September 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
OK so the H1-B proclamation cites 8 U.S.C. § 1182(f) (important bits below):
September 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
oh my _god_
September 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
/Mosby/ (cases.justia.com/federal/appe...) isn’t perfectly clear on this point but I think the government would be on thin ice if James wasn’t in EDVA when she submitted the form in question
September 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
if I were a MDFL clerk I would have a draft OSC on my judge’s desk by morning to show why this shouldn’t be yeeted to SDNY/SDFL. this is ludicrous venue pleading
September 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
September 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM