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@timomiller.bsky.social
Novelist(The Strange Case of the Pharaoh's Heart) screenwriter, raconteur, kibbitzer, sesquipedilian, homo ludens, sans-culotte, Tralfamadorian, Dylan Thomist. https://timothymillernovels.blogspot.com/
Thought it couldn't happen?
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Thought it couldn't happen?
New Substack--
What if an alien or different earthly species were equipped with an entirely different set of emotions, beyond hate, love, fear, doubt and chagrin. Emotions x, y, and z, a whole alien array, so different from our experience that they in no way correspond to anything in our ken?
What if an alien or different earthly species were equipped with an entirely different set of emotions, beyond hate, love, fear, doubt and chagrin. Emotions x, y, and z, a whole alien array, so different from our experience that they in no way correspond to anything in our ken?
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
New Substack--
What if an alien or different earthly species were equipped with an entirely different set of emotions, beyond hate, love, fear, doubt and chagrin. Emotions x, y, and z, a whole alien array, so different from our experience that they in no way correspond to anything in our ken?
What if an alien or different earthly species were equipped with an entirely different set of emotions, beyond hate, love, fear, doubt and chagrin. Emotions x, y, and z, a whole alien array, so different from our experience that they in no way correspond to anything in our ken?
Just in: Chevy Chase has confirmed he's on board for National Lampoon's Congressional Vacation. "It's a laff-riot where the fam packs up the station wagon and goes hunting all over America for their Congress only to find them hiding out on the Runaway Mine Train at Six Flags America," said Chase.
November 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Just in: Chevy Chase has confirmed he's on board for National Lampoon's Congressional Vacation. "It's a laff-riot where the fam packs up the station wagon and goes hunting all over America for their Congress only to find them hiding out on the Runaway Mine Train at Six Flags America," said Chase.
Now it can be told...
October 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Now it can be told...
Italians are feeling dissed about losing Columbus Day? I hereby declare October 14th Da Vinci Day!
October 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Italians are feeling dissed about losing Columbus Day? I hereby declare October 14th Da Vinci Day!
Show of hands: how many people thought this guy was scheduled to do the halfime show? Not just me, c'mon.
October 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Show of hands: how many people thought this guy was scheduled to do the halfime show? Not just me, c'mon.
In a surprise move, Trump has named actress Tilly Norwood to head the administration's new Task Force on Artificial Intelligence Oversight. "I know she's young, but she's born for the job," said Trump. "Plus she's right out of central casting."
October 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
In a surprise move, Trump has named actress Tilly Norwood to head the administration's new Task Force on Artificial Intelligence Oversight. "I know she's young, but she's born for the job," said Trump. "Plus she's right out of central casting."
"Portland has been on fire for years."--Donald Trump
October 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"Portland has been on fire for years."--Donald Trump
Unfortunately, he was not invited to her secret island getaway.
October 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Unfortunately, he was not invited to her secret island getaway.
Do you have your membership card yet?
September 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Do you have your membership card yet?
This is obviously not an exhaustive list.
September 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This is obviously not an exhaustive list.
Case in point:
September 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Case in point:
New Substack: a tale of the Old World. mosesmiller.substack.com/p/the-monument
September 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
New Substack: a tale of the Old World. mosesmiller.substack.com/p/the-monument
New Substack: the solipsism inherent in narration, and the fictional nature of memory.
August 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
New Substack: the solipsism inherent in narration, and the fictional nature of memory.
Your Distraction of the Day™
August 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Your Distraction of the Day™
What else would you call it?
"https://www.spokanepublicradio.org/regional-news/2025-03-13/this-has-been-the-new-normal-video-shows-ice-smashing-windows-to-detain-alleged-gang-members
"https://www.spokanepublicradio.org/regional-news/2025-03-13/this-has-been-the-new-normal-video-shows-ice-smashing-windows-to-detain-alleged-gang-members
August 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
What else would you call it?
"https://www.spokanepublicradio.org/regional-news/2025-03-13/this-has-been-the-new-normal-video-shows-ice-smashing-windows-to-detain-alleged-gang-members
"https://www.spokanepublicradio.org/regional-news/2025-03-13/this-has-been-the-new-normal-video-shows-ice-smashing-windows-to-detain-alleged-gang-members
Hey, Trump Thugs,
If someone throws a Subway sandwich at you, that's not assault, that's ...
If someone throws a Subway sandwich at you, that's not assault, that's ...
August 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Hey, Trump Thugs,
If someone throws a Subway sandwich at you, that's not assault, that's ...
If someone throws a Subway sandwich at you, that's not assault, that's ...
In case you were thinking he plans to go quietly...
August 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
In case you were thinking he plans to go quietly...
You thought he was desperate to distract us before? Now I almost pity him--if that were possible--which it isn't.
July 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
You thought he was desperate to distract us before? Now I almost pity him--if that were possible--which it isn't.
The reason why the term "hoist by his own petard" will never go out of style.
July 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The reason why the term "hoist by his own petard" will never go out of style.
New Substack:
"Recommendation algorithms have created echo tunnels, where we are walled in on every side, where we are forced to keep burrowing down to find the illusory safety which social media promises."
open.substack.com/pub/mosesmil...
"Recommendation algorithms have created echo tunnels, where we are walled in on every side, where we are forced to keep burrowing down to find the illusory safety which social media promises."
open.substack.com/pub/mosesmil...
July 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
New Substack:
"Recommendation algorithms have created echo tunnels, where we are walled in on every side, where we are forced to keep burrowing down to find the illusory safety which social media promises."
open.substack.com/pub/mosesmil...
"Recommendation algorithms have created echo tunnels, where we are walled in on every side, where we are forced to keep burrowing down to find the illusory safety which social media promises."
open.substack.com/pub/mosesmil...
Happy Bastille Day! Tear down a prison near you.
July 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Happy Bastille Day! Tear down a prison near you.
ew Substack: What the Hell Is an Edelweiss?
"I was thoroughly befuddled. Music class, which I had always enjoyed (I was a loud, enthusiastic singer who bobbed his head while he sang and had no ear whatsoever) suddenly involved written tests."
"I was thoroughly befuddled. Music class, which I had always enjoyed (I was a loud, enthusiastic singer who bobbed his head while he sang and had no ear whatsoever) suddenly involved written tests."
July 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
ew Substack: What the Hell Is an Edelweiss?
"I was thoroughly befuddled. Music class, which I had always enjoyed (I was a loud, enthusiastic singer who bobbed his head while he sang and had no ear whatsoever) suddenly involved written tests."
"I was thoroughly befuddled. Music class, which I had always enjoyed (I was a loud, enthusiastic singer who bobbed his head while he sang and had no ear whatsoever) suddenly involved written tests."
