TimothyMiller Author
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Novelist(The Strange Case of the Pharaoh's Heart) screenwriter, raconteur, kibbitzer, sesquipedilian, homo ludens, sans-culotte, Tralfamadorian, Dylan Thomist. https://timothymillernovels.blogspot.com/
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If you should come across one or all of these books somewhere in the wild, won't you open up your hearts and take them home? They'll love you just as much as you love them, and they won't claw up the furniture.
You have to wonder about those turkeys the president pardons. Imagine the load of guilt they carry, knowing that they were spared while all their family and friends, everyone they've ever known, were ruthlessly slaughtered. I wonder how often those pardoned turkeys wind up committing suicide later.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
You have to wonder about those turkeys the president pardons. Imagine the load of guilt they carry, knowing that they were spared while all their family and friends, everyone they've ever known, were ruthlessly slaughtered. I wonder how often those pardoned turkeys wind up committing suicide later.
Posts have taken an edge lately. I think some people are rehearsing their arguments with their Maga relatives at Thursday dinner.
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Posts have taken an edge lately. I think some people are rehearsing their arguments with their Maga relatives at Thursday dinner.
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this just shows how the Western family unit has completely broken down because in Asia we all have uncles to fulfill this function in our lives
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
this just shows how the Western family unit has completely broken down because in Asia we all have uncles to fulfill this function in our lives
He's not just selling out Ukraine.
He's not just selling out Europe.
He's selling out America.
He's not just selling out Europe.
He's selling out America.
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
He's not just selling out Ukraine.
He's not just selling out Europe.
He's selling out America.
He's not just selling out Europe.
He's selling out America.
2032 presidential election:
AOC vs. MTG.
Campaign sign makers will save a fortune.
AOC vs. MTG.
Campaign sign makers will save a fortune.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
2032 presidential election:
AOC vs. MTG.
Campaign sign makers will save a fortune.
AOC vs. MTG.
Campaign sign makers will save a fortune.
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This is how milquetoast our media has become.
I would posit that a fucking military strike that KILLS 24 and injures 54 is a little more dire than a fucking "test" of a ceasefire!
Holy fuck.
www.newsbreak.com/share/436176...
I would posit that a fucking military strike that KILLS 24 and injures 54 is a little more dire than a fucking "test" of a ceasefire!
Holy fuck.
www.newsbreak.com/share/436176...
At least 24 killed, 54 injured in Israeli strikes in Gaza, testing ceasefire, officials say - NewsBreak
At least 24 Palestinians were killed and dozens injured, including children, Gaza health officials say, as Israel's military says it launched new airstrike
www.newsbreak.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This is how milquetoast our media has become.
I would posit that a fucking military strike that KILLS 24 and injures 54 is a little more dire than a fucking "test" of a ceasefire!
Holy fuck.
www.newsbreak.com/share/436176...
I would posit that a fucking military strike that KILLS 24 and injures 54 is a little more dire than a fucking "test" of a ceasefire!
Holy fuck.
www.newsbreak.com/share/436176...
Dick Cheney's will has just been opened and he's left his entire fortune to the ACLU.
(Okay, that's patently false, but I figured everyone was so discombobulated by today's Mamdani and MTG episodes that they'll believe anything.)
(Okay, that's patently false, but I figured everyone was so discombobulated by today's Mamdani and MTG episodes that they'll believe anything.)
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Dick Cheney's will has just been opened and he's left his entire fortune to the ACLU.
(Okay, that's patently false, but I figured everyone was so discombobulated by today's Mamdani and MTG episodes that they'll believe anything.)
(Okay, that's patently false, but I figured everyone was so discombobulated by today's Mamdani and MTG episodes that they'll believe anything.)
MTG may be resigning from Congress, but she sure as hell isn't leaving politics. My guess is she's running for president in '28. God help us.
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
MTG may be resigning from Congress, but she sure as hell isn't leaving politics. My guess is she's running for president in '28. God help us.
Zohran Mamdani has turned Trump into a New Deal Democrat.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Zohran Mamdani has turned Trump into a New Deal Democrat.
Thought it couldn't happen?
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Thought it couldn't happen?
If an ordinary citizen had called on U.S. Senators to be executed, they'd receive a visit from the Secret Service.
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
If an ordinary citizen had called on U.S. Senators to be executed, they'd receive a visit from the Secret Service.
Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear.
-Harry S. Truman
-Harry S. Truman
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear.
-Harry S. Truman
-Harry S. Truman
Pam Bondi was JUST about to release the Epstein files when Nick Cage stole them for the secret map to Sesame Street. National Treasure: More Lame Excuses, coming to a press conference near you.
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Pam Bondi was JUST about to release the Epstein files when Nick Cage stole them for the secret map to Sesame Street. National Treasure: More Lame Excuses, coming to a press conference near you.
When will we get the files?
You know the ones I mean.
The ones that will hang him.
Meaningless files will be dribbled out over the next year.
But if he loses the Congress next November?
The files we want will be leaked shortly thereafter.
You know the ones I mean.
The ones that will hang him.
Meaningless files will be dribbled out over the next year.
But if he loses the Congress next November?
The files we want will be leaked shortly thereafter.
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
When will we get the files?
You know the ones I mean.
The ones that will hang him.
Meaningless files will be dribbled out over the next year.
But if he loses the Congress next November?
The files we want will be leaked shortly thereafter.
You know the ones I mean.
The ones that will hang him.
Meaningless files will be dribbled out over the next year.
But if he loses the Congress next November?
The files we want will be leaked shortly thereafter.
New Substack:
All art can be divided into three movements: cognition, reversal, and recognition.
It can even be reduced to two: tension (engendered by reversal) and resolution (due to recognition). This is what art decants to: how far can you stretch a rubber band?
open.substack.com/pub/mosesmil...
All art can be divided into three movements: cognition, reversal, and recognition.
It can even be reduced to two: tension (engendered by reversal) and resolution (due to recognition). This is what art decants to: how far can you stretch a rubber band?
open.substack.com/pub/mosesmil...
Don't Have a Cow
Art is not what you see
open.substack.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
New Substack:
All art can be divided into three movements: cognition, reversal, and recognition.
It can even be reduced to two: tension (engendered by reversal) and resolution (due to recognition). This is what art decants to: how far can you stretch a rubber band?
open.substack.com/pub/mosesmil...
All art can be divided into three movements: cognition, reversal, and recognition.
It can even be reduced to two: tension (engendered by reversal) and resolution (due to recognition). This is what art decants to: how far can you stretch a rubber band?
open.substack.com/pub/mosesmil...
Bondi's addendum to Schrodinger:
1) I have a list.
2) There is no list.
3) The list is all Democrats.
1) I have a list.
2) There is no list.
3) The list is all Democrats.
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Bondi's addendum to Schrodinger:
1) I have a list.
2) There is no list.
3) The list is all Democrats.
1) I have a list.
2) There is no list.
3) The list is all Democrats.
I'm just wondering where she stands on Jewish Space Lasers.
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm just wondering where she stands on Jewish Space Lasers.
Of course at this point he could be hoping emails will be released that prove he's a pedophile--but not GAY.
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Of course at this point he could be hoping emails will be released that prove he's a pedophile--but not GAY.
Riddle me this, Batman: if Trump suddenly wants the Epstein files released, why can't he just order the DoJ to release them?
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Riddle me this, Batman: if Trump suddenly wants the Epstein files released, why can't he just order the DoJ to release them?
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New Substack--
What if an alien or different earthly species were equipped with an entirely different set of emotions, beyond hate, love, fear, doubt and chagrin. Emotions x, y, and z, a whole alien array, so different from our experience that they in no way correspond to anything in our ken?
What if an alien or different earthly species were equipped with an entirely different set of emotions, beyond hate, love, fear, doubt and chagrin. Emotions x, y, and z, a whole alien array, so different from our experience that they in no way correspond to anything in our ken?
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
New Substack--
What if an alien or different earthly species were equipped with an entirely different set of emotions, beyond hate, love, fear, doubt and chagrin. Emotions x, y, and z, a whole alien array, so different from our experience that they in no way correspond to anything in our ken?
What if an alien or different earthly species were equipped with an entirely different set of emotions, beyond hate, love, fear, doubt and chagrin. Emotions x, y, and z, a whole alien array, so different from our experience that they in no way correspond to anything in our ken?
You know what it's like to see the humor in everything? It's like you're slipping off a horse, and then you notice it's got wings and no it's a camel, it's a mule, it's a gryphon, it's a pig, and then you notice it's got wings, but the one constant is that you're always falling.
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You know what it's like to see the humor in everything? It's like you're slipping off a horse, and then you notice it's got wings and no it's a camel, it's a mule, it's a gryphon, it's a pig, and then you notice it's got wings, but the one constant is that you're always falling.
If Trump urges the DoJ to re-open the Scott Peterson case, I'm going to want to see Ivana exhumed.
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
If Trump urges the DoJ to re-open the Scott Peterson case, I'm going to want to see Ivana exhumed.
Megyn Kelly apparently thinks that a fifteen-year-old girl is "barely legal." I'm not sure whether this is a mathematical failure or a moral one, but fifteen is more commonly referred to as "definitely illegal."
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Megyn Kelly apparently thinks that a fifteen-year-old girl is "barely legal." I'm not sure whether this is a mathematical failure or a moral one, but fifteen is more commonly referred to as "definitely illegal."
"...that dog that hasn't barked...was Trump."
Danny Savalas, NBC's legal analyst says he's never heard the expression "the dog that hasn't barked.."
He's about to be buried under emails from Sherlock Holmes fans.
Danny Savalas, NBC's legal analyst says he's never heard the expression "the dog that hasn't barked.."
He's about to be buried under emails from Sherlock Holmes fans.
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"...that dog that hasn't barked...was Trump."
Danny Savalas, NBC's legal analyst says he's never heard the expression "the dog that hasn't barked.."
He's about to be buried under emails from Sherlock Holmes fans.
Danny Savalas, NBC's legal analyst says he's never heard the expression "the dog that hasn't barked.."
He's about to be buried under emails from Sherlock Holmes fans.
New Substack--
What if an alien or different earthly species were equipped with an entirely different set of emotions, beyond hate, love, fear, doubt and chagrin. Emotions x, y, and z, a whole alien array, so different from our experience that they in no way correspond to anything in our ken?
What if an alien or different earthly species were equipped with an entirely different set of emotions, beyond hate, love, fear, doubt and chagrin. Emotions x, y, and z, a whole alien array, so different from our experience that they in no way correspond to anything in our ken?
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
New Substack--
What if an alien or different earthly species were equipped with an entirely different set of emotions, beyond hate, love, fear, doubt and chagrin. Emotions x, y, and z, a whole alien array, so different from our experience that they in no way correspond to anything in our ken?
What if an alien or different earthly species were equipped with an entirely different set of emotions, beyond hate, love, fear, doubt and chagrin. Emotions x, y, and z, a whole alien array, so different from our experience that they in no way correspond to anything in our ken?