Tim Rogers
@timmytyper.bsky.social
National Magazine Award-winning writer and editor of D Magazine
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Have Ray Hunt et al. gotten their money’s worth with the Republican Mayor’s Association?
As Zohran Mamdani was poised to become the next mayor of New York City last night, the mayor of Dallas dropped his take on Twitter. Speaking as the
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It’s 66 degrees and sunny in Arlington. Rain won’t start for hours. And the roof on the Death Star is closed. Why? Why did Arlington help pay for a retractable roof that is never retracted?
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It’s 66 degrees and sunny in Arlington. Rain won’t start for hours. And the roof on the Death Star is closed. Why? Why did Arlington help pay for a retractable roof that is never retracted?
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This is my kind of good trouble.
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This is my kind of good trouble.
Everyone who knew the guy tells me he was a mensch. WAY too young. Dallas lost a good one. www.dallasnews.com/business/rea...
Hunt Realty Investments president Colin Fitzgibbons dies at 46
Colin Fitzgibbons, president of Hunt Realty Investments, has died. He was 46, the firm said Friday.
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November 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Everyone who knew the guy tells me he was a mensch. WAY too young. Dallas lost a good one. www.dallasnews.com/business/rea...
My favorite part of this story is that they planned to sail to the island, but they couldn't take sailing lessons because they were too expensive. www.dallasobserver.com/news/north-t...
2 North Texas Men Charged in Bizarre Plot to Overthrow an Island, Enslave Women, Kids for Sex
A man from Argyle and a man from Allen planned to sail to Haiti and murder thousands of men and rape thousands of women and children.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My favorite part of this story is that they planned to sail to the island, but they couldn't take sailing lessons because they were too expensive. www.dallasobserver.com/news/north-t...
I love this dude. Admitting you don't know a Latin phrase is the definition of being comfortable in your own skin. My response to Hayes would have been: "I disagree. New York is actually ipso facto."
completely outside of politics, this is so charming
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I love this dude. Admitting you don't know a Latin phrase is the definition of being comfortable in your own skin. My response to Hayes would have been: "I disagree. New York is actually ipso facto."
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Why did two Super Hornets blast North Texas last night?
Half of Dallas (and Mesquite and Garland and Rockwall) got blasted last night at about 7:30 by two F/A-18E Super Hornets. On the r/Dallas subreddit, folks
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November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Unbelievable frontofficesports.com/wizards-hire...
Wizards Hire Ex-ESPN Editor for Front Office Role
Former ESPN executive editor Cristina Daglas has landed a new job with the Washington Wizards, sources tell Front Office Sports.
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November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Fucking insane. They cut his body into pieces. That was a “huge mistake”?
MBS claims the murder of Khashoggi was "a huge mistake and we're our doing our best that this doesn't happen again."
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Fucking insane. They cut his body into pieces. That was a “huge mistake”?
I bet @aliceindallas.bsky.social never saw this coming
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I bet @aliceindallas.bsky.social never saw this coming
Offered without comment
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Offered without comment
Why does it feel like Pat McAfee's entire show is just a platform for him to show us how proud he is of his Rolex?
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Why does it feel like Pat McAfee's entire show is just a platform for him to show us how proud he is of his Rolex?
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Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.
Dude and his date leaving the bar. His pint glass is empty. She walks first and doesn’t see him test her High Noon can, discover some remaining, and surreptitiously drain it.
Much respect, my guy
Much respect, my guy
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Dude and his date leaving the bar. His pint glass is empty. She walks first and doesn’t see him test her High Noon can, discover some remaining, and surreptitiously drain it.
Much respect, my guy
Much respect, my guy
So you’re saying I should shave my beard off and keep the mustache? Because if you think that’s the smart play, I trust you.
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
So you’re saying I should shave my beard off and keep the mustache? Because if you think that’s the smart play, I trust you.
How do they know it was an accident?
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Dog Accidentally Shoots and Injures a Pennsylvania Man, Police Say
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November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
How do they know it was an accident?
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Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
Just let that sink in
Just let that sink in
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
Just let that sink in
Just let that sink in
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the data visualization is, uh, something
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
the data visualization is, uh, something
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Mico Rodriguez and Bill Hutchinson Fight Over Doce Mesas Restaurants
Hutchinson claims embezzlement. Mico alleges "sexual exploitation." His wife serves as notary.
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November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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You should read this.
stop the steal: my latest on the movement to demolish i. m. pei’s iconic dallas city hall based on inflated deferred maintenance estimates and a misguided dream of economic development.
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Lamster: Plans to abandon Dallas City Hall are a tragic farce
City leaders seem bent on leaving the iconic building without consulting voters.
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November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
You should read this.
Y’all enjoy your red skies. It’s pretty! And also the next one could send us into months of hell darkness.
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The Unseen Fury Of Solar Storms | NOEMA
Lurking in every space weather forecaster’s mind is the hypothetical big one, a solar storm so huge it could bring our networked, planetary civilization to its knees.
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November 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Y’all enjoy your red skies. It’s pretty! And also the next one could send us into months of hell darkness.
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The fish at Whole Foods Lakewood tastes like rubber. Bezos first destroyed the bar there, then destroyed everything else. So fucking sad.
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The fish at Whole Foods Lakewood tastes like rubber. Bezos first destroyed the bar there, then destroyed everything else. So fucking sad.
I wrote some jokes for you about betting odds on the mayor of Dallas’ state of the city speech.
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I wrote some jokes for you about betting odds on the mayor of Dallas’ state of the city speech.
Reality TV twat acts tough (Yes, I know he was also a literal lumberjack, but he’s still a twat)
Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Reality TV twat acts tough (Yes, I know he was also a literal lumberjack, but he’s still a twat)
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In terms of big disappointments, he gets honorable Manchin.
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
In terms of big disappointments, he gets honorable Manchin.
Read this only if you closely follow Dallas politics. Otherwise the jokes won't make sense to you. www.dmagazine.com/micropost/la...
Las Vegas Sands prop odds on Mayor Eric Johnson’s State of the City address
The mayor has announced that he will deliver his charter-mandated State of the City address Thursday at 10 a.m. Curiously, he won't deliver the speech to
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November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Read this only if you closely follow Dallas politics. Otherwise the jokes won't make sense to you. www.dmagazine.com/micropost/la...