Tim Murphy
@timmurphytalks.bsky.social
Once upon a radio station. http://www.TimMurphyTalks.com
also http://NoHugging.com
Views expressed are my own.
Today years old.
also http://NoHugging.com
Views expressed are my own.
Today years old.
So I've been saying At-liens my entire life but it just randomly occurred to me that it's probably aye-tee-ell-iens because then the pun actually sounds like "aliens"
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
So I've been saying At-liens my entire life but it just randomly occurred to me that it's probably aye-tee-ell-iens because then the pun actually sounds like "aliens"
Sorry for the Stranger Things spoiler but I have to talk about how sad I am that Smarf died. 😭
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Sorry for the Stranger Things spoiler but I have to talk about how sad I am that Smarf died. 😭
Mentally I'm still here.
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Mentally I'm still here.
Two guys who robbed a few houses in Winnetka escape and it's front page of the Chicago Sun-Times?
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Two guys who robbed a few houses in Winnetka escape and it's front page of the Chicago Sun-Times?
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Every November 1st
November 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Every November 1st
Really? I apologize I wasn't familiar with your game, Sir.
October 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Really? I apologize I wasn't familiar with your game, Sir.
Merging at the Ft. Pitt tunnel
October 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Merging at the Ft. Pitt tunnel
There's a trashy book written on every line of your face.
October 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
There's a trashy book written on every line of your face.
Call your representatives, even if they are John Fetterman
October 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Call your representatives, even if they are John Fetterman
Me trying to figure out where the exclamation point should go in my 3 sentence email
October 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Me trying to figure out where the exclamation point should go in my 3 sentence email
This was the best part of the movie
October 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This was the best part of the movie
You guys can stay in America I'm moving here
September 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
You guys can stay in America I'm moving here
Kanopy could not have chosen a funnier picture for the Sports Cinema month banner. @pattonoswalt.bsky.social @kanopy.com
September 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Kanopy could not have chosen a funnier picture for the Sports Cinema month banner. @pattonoswalt.bsky.social @kanopy.com
Found this old paper and I can't believe Nixon was only 1 year older than our current pres and had been out of office for 20 years when he died.
August 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Found this old paper and I can't believe Nixon was only 1 year older than our current pres and had been out of office for 20 years when he died.
Me trying to get dressed while my wife is on a Zoom in our bedroom
August 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me trying to get dressed while my wife is on a Zoom in our bedroom
Looks like this is the consensus?
July 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Looks like this is the consensus?
Iga Świątek getting ready for the championship. #Wimbledon
July 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Iga Świątek getting ready for the championship. #Wimbledon
I implore you to look at my wife's lightning charger that is STILL FUNCTIONING
June 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I implore you to look at my wife's lightning charger that is STILL FUNCTIONING
Paddington in Peru is The White Lotus for kids
May 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Paddington in Peru is The White Lotus for kids
Me to the leftover bagels in the break room.
May 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Me to the leftover bagels in the break room.
Me watching my kid play baseball knowing he got 0% of his skills from me.
May 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Me watching my kid play baseball knowing he got 0% of his skills from me.