Tim Murphy
@timmurphytalks.bsky.social
Once upon a radio station. http://www.TimMurphyTalks.com
also http://NoHugging.com
Views expressed are my own.
Today years old.
also http://NoHugging.com
Views expressed are my own.
Today years old.
So I've been saying At-liens my entire life but it just randomly occurred to me that it's probably aye-tee-ell-iens because then the pun actually sounds like "aliens"
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
So I've been saying At-liens my entire life but it just randomly occurred to me that it's probably aye-tee-ell-iens because then the pun actually sounds like "aliens"
Every fucking email I got today:
two men in an office cubicle with the words you gotta give
ALT: two men in an office cubicle with the words you gotta give
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Every fucking email I got today:
Sorry for the Stranger Things spoiler but I have to talk about how sad I am that Smarf died. 😭
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Sorry for the Stranger Things spoiler but I have to talk about how sad I am that Smarf died. 😭
"Yeah she had long, curly hair aaaaaand.... Oh! She wore a jacket when it was cold." - guy who doesn't remember anything about a girl from the north country.
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
"Yeah she had long, curly hair aaaaaand.... Oh! She wore a jacket when it was cold." - guy who doesn't remember anything about a girl from the north country.
I don't want to hear any Steelers fans make fun of me going to Pirates games next season.
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I don't want to hear any Steelers fans make fun of me going to Pirates games next season.
Just went on a road trip through a lot of rural areas and I'm thinking of trying Mail Pouch. Anyone have a review?
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Just went on a road trip through a lot of rural areas and I'm thinking of trying Mail Pouch. Anyone have a review?
Getting reports that the pardons for the White House turkeys were signed with autopen.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Getting reports that the pardons for the White House turkeys were signed with autopen.
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November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
2nd time this week I got it in 2
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Mentally I'm still here.
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Mentally I'm still here.
Murdering someone is so embarrassing for the murderer sometimes.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Murdering someone is so embarrassing for the murderer sometimes.
A worse crime than eating fish in the office is eating yogurt. Shit smells like feet gtfoh
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
A worse crime than eating fish in the office is eating yogurt. Shit smells like feet gtfoh
Two guys who robbed a few houses in Winnetka escape and it's front page of the Chicago Sun-Times?
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Two guys who robbed a few houses in Winnetka escape and it's front page of the Chicago Sun-Times?
Everyone working on AI actors is not seeing the full picture. I'm working on creating the first AI nepobaby.
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Everyone working on AI actors is not seeing the full picture. I'm working on creating the first AI nepobaby.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Holy crap. I'm looking at an old email I sent to the email brandusa@etc and I included the Salutation Dear Brandusa, like it was SOMEONE'S NAME. It's Brand USA.
November 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Holy crap. I'm looking at an old email I sent to the email brandusa@etc and I included the Salutation Dear Brandusa, like it was SOMEONE'S NAME. It's Brand USA.
Nobody sharing their Spotify Wrapped this year because they run ads for trump's brownshirts.
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Nobody sharing their Spotify Wrapped this year because they run ads for trump's brownshirts.
I've seen enough: Andy Richter is projected to win Dancing with the Stars
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I've seen enough: Andy Richter is projected to win Dancing with the Stars
Well, you, Winsome, you lose some.
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Well, you, Winsome, you lose some.
Every November 1st
November 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Every November 1st
Why didn't England try telling everyone the Epstein files don't exist and if they did Andrew's name is no where in them but the British equivalent of Bill Clinton's name is all over them?
October 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Why didn't England try telling everyone the Epstein files don't exist and if they did Andrew's name is no where in them but the British equivalent of Bill Clinton's name is all over them?
The Democrats can stop the maga shutdown at any time by signing a shitty bill is like saying Ukraine can stop the war at any time by ceding all land to Russia... all the maga talking points look like this I guess. Legal immigrants can stop harassment by moving to countries they've never been to!
October 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The Democrats can stop the maga shutdown at any time by signing a shitty bill is like saying Ukraine can stop the war at any time by ceding all land to Russia... all the maga talking points look like this I guess. Legal immigrants can stop harassment by moving to countries they've never been to!
Semicolon on the phone with his friend: Yeah, I'm sure they'll stop the home keys at L. All letters makes more sense, I get it. I'd LOVE to work with Pinky though. Oh hang on got my agent's calling. Probably the bad news.
Hello? Sure, I'm sitting down. Why?
Hello? Sure, I'm sitting down. Why?
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Semicolon on the phone with his friend: Yeah, I'm sure they'll stop the home keys at L. All letters makes more sense, I get it. I'd LOVE to work with Pinky though. Oh hang on got my agent's calling. Probably the bad news.
Hello? Sure, I'm sitting down. Why?
Hello? Sure, I'm sitting down. Why?
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a close up of a man in a green elf costume with the words `` you sit on a throne of lies '' .
ALT: a close up of a man in a green elf costume with the words `` you sit on a throne of lies '' .
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Marlins guy at the #WorldSeries, explain yourself.
October 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Marlins guy at the #WorldSeries, explain yourself.