Tim Klobuchar
@timklobuchar.bsky.social
High school English/film teacher, union veep. Minnesotan now in Charlottesville-ish, VA, mood still disturbingly Minnesota sports-dependent. Constantly inquiring about the rumpus.
Got this at the Target Field team store pre-Pohlads keeping the team and pre-fire sale in anticipation of son’s birthday, which is today. He unwraps it, looks at it, and says, “Thanks, I guess.”
August 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Got this at the Target Field team store pre-Pohlads keeping the team and pre-fire sale in anticipation of son’s birthday, which is today. He unwraps it, looks at it, and says, “Thanks, I guess.”
This should be every Pohlad’s epitaph
July 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This should be every Pohlad’s epitaph
Tired: complaining about the NYT Spelling Bee changing puzzles in the middle of the day.
Wired: complaining that the new puzzle doesn’t recognize one of the types of hernias name-checked by Weird Al in “Living with a Hernia.”
Wired: complaining that the new puzzle doesn’t recognize one of the types of hernias name-checked by Weird Al in “Living with a Hernia.”
June 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Tired: complaining about the NYT Spelling Bee changing puzzles in the middle of the day.
Wired: complaining that the new puzzle doesn’t recognize one of the types of hernias name-checked by Weird Al in “Living with a Hernia.”
Wired: complaining that the new puzzle doesn’t recognize one of the types of hernias name-checked by Weird Al in “Living with a Hernia.”
Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe.
May 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe.
I have a weak spot for them, too, even in places I don’t live anymore. This paragraph in particular is a MAGA Safari Madlibs.
April 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I have a weak spot for them, too, even in places I don’t live anymore. This paragraph in particular is a MAGA Safari Madlibs.
Thinking of this Kilgore Trout story from Slaughterhouse-Five today for no particular reason
April 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Thinking of this Kilgore Trout story from Slaughterhouse-Five today for no particular reason
If you don’t count Trixter as celebrities (how dare you), it would be this
April 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If you don’t count Trixter as celebrities (how dare you), it would be this
No cheating. The last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
April 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
No cheating. The last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
Sorry Twins, didn’t find today’s pangram until after the game. That one’s on me.
March 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Sorry Twins, didn’t find today’s pangram until after the game. That one’s on me.
They even tried to sell Teddy toys!
March 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
They even tried to sell Teddy toys!
I’d like to take this moment to thank Gaear Grimsrud in Fargo for making my “genius” status possible today.
March 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I’d like to take this moment to thank Gaear Grimsrud in Fargo for making my “genius” status possible today.
Time to finally crack open Milton Greene’s magnum opus
December 29, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Time to finally crack open Milton Greene’s magnum opus
This guy seems way too aware of his own limitations to have been a Trump nominee in the first place.
December 4, 2024 at 12:10 AM
This guy seems way too aware of his own limitations to have been a Trump nominee in the first place.
And even their last scenes that lean toward “happy” have those qualities you mention, too.
November 29, 2024 at 9:55 PM
And even their last scenes that lean toward “happy” have those qualities you mention, too.
Here’s Carlos Correa on being booed at home in May 2023, correctly realizing no one cares if it was too early in the season or if he was being properly respected
November 28, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Here’s Carlos Correa on being booed at home in May 2023, correctly realizing no one cares if it was too early in the season or if he was being properly respected
Not sure if this is good pedagogy or not, but today I promised a kid who’s failing my class he can have the Tokyo Drifter poster from my classroom if he finishes the year with 85% or better.
November 23, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Not sure if this is good pedagogy or not, but today I promised a kid who’s failing my class he can have the Tokyo Drifter poster from my classroom if he finishes the year with 85% or better.
Me investigating students’ excuses and alibis, beginning of career vs. now
November 22, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Me investigating students’ excuses and alibis, beginning of career vs. now
November 15, 2024 at 10:42 PM