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Only 90s kids understand (early onset dementia)
How do you get brain cancer when you don’t have a brain?
March 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
“He’s not really part Cherokee Indian.
He didn’t fight in the Civil War.
He’s just Eugene Isaac Alvarez.
We feel sorry for the wall.”
February 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Um, excuse me—eine kleine WHAT music? This is not what I signed up for.
February 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I was gonna post something, but never mind.
February 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I’m a pretty hopeful, positive person considering how awful and dumb and hopeless and unfair and relentless and . . . what was I saying?
December 5, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 28, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Reposted
Embarrassing. They're going to feel so stupid in 10 years when nobody's wearing dead salmon hats anymore.
Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again after ditching the trend for 37 years
Orcas off the coast of Washington State are balancing dead fish on their heads like it's the 1980s, but researchers still aren't sure why they do it.
www.livescience.com
November 28, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Same
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 24,1958
November 25, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Did you know that breakfast sandwich?
November 25, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Reposted
November 24, 2024 at 3:48 AM
What if god was a girl who didn’t exist
November 23, 2024 at 10:36 AM
I accidentally saw a headline today.
November 22, 2024 at 1:48 AM
I made a new friend today. He said he can probably come to my birthday party in July but he needs to check his schedule first.
November 21, 2024 at 6:04 AM
I wibh there was an edit button
November 21, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Do you ever get thag feeling where you want to cry, but it’s not so bad because you’re too numb to cry, so you don’t cry?

Brought to you by Diet Coke flavored toilet paper.
November 18, 2024 at 6:30 AM
Somebody needs to make a starter pack of demonic entities.
November 18, 2024 at 5:05 AM
I was gonna get in my car and run errands today, but my middle fingers were too tired.
November 17, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Let’s go back to those non-political times when houses were made of brick!!
November 14, 2024 at 8:01 AM
I love Renaissance art. Nothing was political back then! Just good old fashioned Bible scenes and whatnot.
Mothers, teach your daughters about Judith beheading Holofernes.
#themoreyouknow
November 13, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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November 12, 2024 at 2:59 AM
I have a cat
November 12, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Only 90s kids understand (early onset dementia)
November 12, 2024 at 12:43 AM