Tim H
@timh22.bsky.social
Fan of science, clever comedy, and the Beatles. Currently more interested in politics than I want to be.
Nothing is more comfortable than marble.
December 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Nothing is more comfortable than marble.
It’s so hard to shop for a person who assumes everything is already his.
December 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It’s so hard to shop for a person who assumes everything is already his.
G’day! Did you ask Santa for a million more Epstein documents?
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
G’day! Did you ask Santa for a million more Epstein documents?
Not bad. Now try timing it to the music.
December 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Not bad. Now try timing it to the music.
So sad, but I’m imagining Saint Peter saying “You’re the guy who did the sheep sex bit? Well, come on in!”
December 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
So sad, but I’m imagining Saint Peter saying “You’re the guy who did the sheep sex bit? Well, come on in!”
I’m glad people realized that the recent kitchen fires and food poisoning were all Biden’s fault.
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’m glad people realized that the recent kitchen fires and food poisoning were all Biden’s fault.
How about the 1995 version?
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
How about the 1995 version?
Sure, you can listen on SXM or FSTV or WCPT, but for Paula Poundstone I prefer to use my toaster.
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Sure, you can listen on SXM or FSTV or WCPT, but for Paula Poundstone I prefer to use my toaster.
I’ve reserved the first two weeks of January on my calendar to negotiate healthcare insurance.
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I’ve reserved the first two weeks of January on my calendar to negotiate healthcare insurance.
It’s safer to not mock your doctor until the procedure’s over.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It’s safer to not mock your doctor until the procedure’s over.
I’m leaving fully loaded for Cleveland.
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I’m leaving fully loaded for Cleveland.
While we’ll never completely eliminate billionaires, I’m glad to see the Overton Window moving in that direction.
November 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
While we’ll never completely eliminate billionaires, I’m glad to see the Overton Window moving in that direction.
Confusing a lion and a tiger is the least problematic of his mental issues.
October 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Confusing a lion and a tiger is the least problematic of his mental issues.
I think you’ve got all the generations covered!
October 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I think you’ve got all the generations covered!
Democracy: “I’m not dead yet.”
October 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Democracy: “I’m not dead yet.”
Remember when the bar for “unpresidential” was a tan suit?
October 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Remember when the bar for “unpresidential” was a tan suit?
For best results, put another TV behind it.
October 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
For best results, put another TV behind it.