just had a martini so time for an espresso and an ecg on the new watch i guess 🤷♂️
January 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
just had a martini so time for an espresso and an ecg on the new watch i guess 🤷♂️
my dog is giving me the silent treatment because i ain’t sharing grog with no bitch
December 29, 2024 at 1:22 AM
my dog is giving me the silent treatment because i ain’t sharing grog with no bitch
handy household hint for fellow housewives (who also perform this role part-time): rid the wet dog smell from the family automobile by placing the faulty coffee machine in the boot several hours before you drop it off. you’ll even be brave enough to use the air conditioning again!
November 29, 2024 at 12:49 AM
handy household hint for fellow housewives (who also perform this role part-time): rid the wet dog smell from the family automobile by placing the faulty coffee machine in the boot several hours before you drop it off. you’ll even be brave enough to use the air conditioning again!
please pray for us: when booking a table at a newish vietnamese restaurant in town, my spouse had to spell his surname three (3) times: “N-G-U-Y-E-N”
November 24, 2024 at 12:39 AM
please pray for us: when booking a table at a newish vietnamese restaurant in town, my spouse had to spell his surname three (3) times: “N-G-U-Y-E-N”
hi from me and this jacaranda jackass
November 14, 2024 at 1:46 AM
hi from me and this jacaranda jackass
the dog needs washing so the laundry has been turned into a bathhouse
September 9, 2023 at 12:36 AM
the dog needs washing so the laundry has been turned into a bathhouse
i have never seen this person before in my life
It was an emergency so I had to get my coffee in one of those little paper buckets that they give you and I am drinking it on the train. Don't judge me. And don't tell @timgovers.bsky.social lest he disown me.
September 9, 2023 at 12:34 AM
i have never seen this person before in my life