Uncle Samsonite
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"Lay down that beat for me..."
Account ran by OMEGA
This Character is from Uncle Samsonite. Writer is a minor. (So Lewd Shall Be Sent To My Domain To Perish.)
I ALSO VOICE ACT.
Account ran by OMEGA
This Character is from Uncle Samsonite. Writer is a minor. (So Lewd Shall Be Sent To My Domain To Perish.)
I ALSO VOICE ACT.
"Sora comes back just for his girlfriends and boyfriends... That boy is addicted to love I say..."
September 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"Sora comes back just for his girlfriends and boyfriends... That boy is addicted to love I say..."
OMEGA
haven't done much for Samsonite in a while.
haven't done much for Samsonite in a while.
September 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
OMEGA
haven't done much for Samsonite in a while.
haven't done much for Samsonite in a while.
"can you lay down the beat."
June 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"can you lay down the beat."
OMEGA
unc wants to do a bandwagon
unc wants to do a bandwagon
June 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
OMEGA
unc wants to do a bandwagon
unc wants to do a bandwagon
OMEGA
if I've made the uncle... Might as well make the Knight who put him down first.
if I've made the uncle... Might as well make the Knight who put him down first.
June 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
OMEGA
if I've made the uncle... Might as well make the Knight who put him down first.
if I've made the uncle... Might as well make the Knight who put him down first.
[He's just fucking tweaking now.]
June 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
[He's just fucking tweaking now.]
"Not until the beat drops..."
June 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
"Not until the beat drops..."
"You heard me..."
June 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"You heard me..."
OMEGA
night... just remember to check the closet.
night... just remember to check the closet.
May 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
OMEGA
night... just remember to check the closet.
night... just remember to check the closet.
"Hmm..." [His face looked positive for a moment but then... It turned to rage.] "This... IS NOT A PHAT BEAT." [He'd roar as he charged at Dee Dee.]
May 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"Hmm..." [His face looked positive for a moment but then... It turned to rage.] "This... IS NOT A PHAT BEAT." [He'd roar as he charged at Dee Dee.]
"Hello Sweet Child..." [His grin extended as he grabbed the newspaper and threw it into the southern hemisphere.] "I came because I heard a beat..." [His head extended to be directly infront of Dee Dee.] "WHERE IS IT..."
May 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Hello Sweet Child..." [His grin extended as he grabbed the newspaper and threw it into the southern hemisphere.] "I came because I heard a beat..." [His head extended to be directly infront of Dee Dee.] "WHERE IS IT..."
[Uncle Samsonite just appeared infront of her but the newspaper covered his body only his head being visible.]
May 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
[Uncle Samsonite just appeared infront of her but the newspaper covered his body only his head being visible.]
OMEGA
I got ginuwine blasting in my ears rn so had to give the goat one.
I got ginuwine blasting in my ears rn so had to give the goat one.
May 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
OMEGA
I got ginuwine blasting in my ears rn so had to give the goat one.
I got ginuwine blasting in my ears rn so had to give the goat one.
[Uncle Samsonite went through his doors till eventually... He found it.] "perfect..." [He'd whisper.] "Now to lure them in..." [He'd begin making noise to draw Dee's attention to the closet.]
May 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
[Uncle Samsonite went through his doors till eventually... He found it.] "perfect..." [He'd whisper.] "Now to lure them in..." [He'd begin making noise to draw Dee's attention to the closet.]
[Uncle Samsonite's grin widening as he hears this...] "She's going to her home... Maybe one of my domains doors leads to her home then I can bring her to my domain and absorb this power for myself." [Uncle Samsonite slipped back into his domain beginning to search for a door.]
May 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
[Uncle Samsonite's grin widening as he hears this...] "She's going to her home... Maybe one of my domains doors leads to her home then I can bring her to my domain and absorb this power for myself." [Uncle Samsonite slipped back into his domain beginning to search for a door.]
[Uncle Samsonite watched the revived girl from nearby.] "Seems everyone's excited for the kids return... They must be powerful with that eye..."
May 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
[Uncle Samsonite watched the revived girl from nearby.] "Seems everyone's excited for the kids return... They must be powerful with that eye..."
[Uncle Samsonite handed a rapier over.] "Here you go... Not sure if it belongs to ya though."
May 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
[Uncle Samsonite handed a rapier over.] "Here you go... Not sure if it belongs to ya though."
[Uncle Samsonite levitated above the husk ginuwine blasting as he was grinning at the husk before he destroyed it.] "Welcome to the domain... OF UNCLE SAMSONITE."
May 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
[Uncle Samsonite levitated above the husk ginuwine blasting as he was grinning at the husk before he destroyed it.] "Welcome to the domain... OF UNCLE SAMSONITE."
"A girl with a purple eye has descended from the heavens to help these mortals in this fight..." [Uncle Samsonite laughed.] "They truly are getting desperate..."
May 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"A girl with a purple eye has descended from the heavens to help these mortals in this fight..." [Uncle Samsonite laughed.] "They truly are getting desperate..."
OMEGA
Howdy Scoob...
Howdy Scoob...
May 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
OMEGA
Howdy Scoob...
Howdy Scoob...
"Ain't this vile... A being making inappropriate content using innocent children... They must suffer for such scummy actions."
May 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"Ain't this vile... A being making inappropriate content using innocent children... They must suffer for such scummy actions."
OMEGA
I need interactions with this account 😭🙏
I need interactions with this account 😭🙏
May 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
OMEGA
I need interactions with this account 😭🙏
I need interactions with this account 😭🙏
"Operation #AVENGETHEHEAVENS huh... Well looks like that Gabriel chump is in a lick'a trouble it'll be delightful to see more gods get put down..." [Samsonite laughes.] "I might make an appearance myself."
May 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"Operation #AVENGETHEHEAVENS huh... Well looks like that Gabriel chump is in a lick'a trouble it'll be delightful to see more gods get put down..." [Samsonite laughes.] "I might make an appearance myself."
"I've heard many great things about this one... and all my new friends speak nicely of him too... but that power he holds... I wouldn't mind making him a puppet."
May 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"I've heard many great things about this one... and all my new friends speak nicely of him too... but that power he holds... I wouldn't mind making him a puppet."