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Uncle Samsonite
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"Lay down that beat for me..."
Account ran by OMEGA
This Character is from Uncle Samsonite. Writer is a minor. (So Lewd Shall Be Sent To My Domain To Perish.)
I ALSO VOICE ACT.
"Sora comes back just for his girlfriends and boyfriends... That boy is addicted to love I say..."
September 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
OMEGA

haven't done much for Samsonite in a while.
September 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"no."
June 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"can you lay down the beat."
June 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
OMEGA

unc wants to do a bandwagon
June 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
OMEGA

if I've made the uncle... Might as well make the Knight who put him down first.
June 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
[He's just fucking tweaking now.]
June 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"Not until the beat drops..."
June 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
"You heard me..."
June 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
OMEGA

night... just remember to check the closet.
May 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"Hmm..." [His face looked positive for a moment but then... It turned to rage.] "This... IS NOT A PHAT BEAT." [He'd roar as he charged at Dee Dee.]
May 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"Hello Sweet Child..." [His grin extended as he grabbed the newspaper and threw it into the southern hemisphere.] "I came because I heard a beat..." [His head extended to be directly infront of Dee Dee.] "WHERE IS IT..."
May 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
[Uncle Samsonite just appeared infront of her but the newspaper covered his body only his head being visible.]
May 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
OMEGA

I got ginuwine blasting in my ears rn so had to give the goat one.
May 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
[Uncle Samsonite went through his doors till eventually... He found it.] "perfect..." [He'd whisper.] "Now to lure them in..." [He'd begin making noise to draw Dee's attention to the closet.]
May 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
[Uncle Samsonite's grin widening as he hears this...] "She's going to her home... Maybe one of my domains doors leads to her home then I can bring her to my domain and absorb this power for myself." [Uncle Samsonite slipped back into his domain beginning to search for a door.]
May 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
[Uncle Samsonite watched the revived girl from nearby.] "Seems everyone's excited for the kids return... They must be powerful with that eye..."
May 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
[Uncle Samsonite handed a rapier over.] "Here you go... Not sure if it belongs to ya though."
May 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
[Uncle Samsonite levitated above the husk ginuwine blasting as he was grinning at the husk before he destroyed it.] "Welcome to the domain... OF UNCLE SAMSONITE."
May 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"A girl with a purple eye has descended from the heavens to help these mortals in this fight..." [Uncle Samsonite laughed.] "They truly are getting desperate..."
May 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
OMEGA

Howdy Scoob...
May 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
"Ain't this vile... A being making inappropriate content using innocent children... They must suffer for such scummy actions."
May 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
OMEGA

I need interactions with this account 😭🙏
May 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
"Operation #AVENGETHEHEAVENS huh... Well looks like that Gabriel chump is in a lick'a trouble it'll be delightful to see more gods get put down..." [Samsonite laughes.] "I might make an appearance myself."
May 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"I've heard many great things about this one... and all my new friends speak nicely of him too... but that power he holds... I wouldn't mind making him a puppet."
May 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM